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  • #8552
    drugstore cowboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,105 ✭✭✭drugstore cowboy


    Car crash coming


  • #8553
    Hamilcar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭Hamilcar


    you gave up an evening of sitting at home on your own


  • #8554
    Uncle Ben
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,843 ✭✭✭Uncle Ben


    Pics Maura or gtfo.


  • #8555
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    I love these callers eejits.

    Laydeez: give me €545 and I'll take you out for an hour and I'll tell you what's wrong with you.


  • #8556
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    What happened to putting an old ad in Irelands Own?


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  • #8557
    Mike Guide 69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,546 ✭✭✭Mike Guide 69


    The_Mac wrote: »
    Right **** the dead people, back to the dogs.

    Well inform this one about dogging, might help :P


  • #8558
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    I can't believe I'm hearing this. Is this woman for real or is it a wind-up?


  • #8559
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Flukey wrote: »
    She should have gone to Bangkok.

    That was her intention, at any rate.


  • #8560
    Fujitsu10
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭Fujitsu10


    Flukey wrote: »
    Skippy, or was it Flipper?

    Reminds me of a joke..

    Was skippy's dad a Policeman or a Park Ranger?


  • #8561
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    LOL "I'm not able to find or meet anyone here in Dublin"


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  • #8562
    Flukey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,006 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    ThisRegard wrote: »
    This topic is the only reason why I tuned in today.

    Ring Joe fast. Now that Cilla is gone, he may be able to set up a blind date.


  • #8563
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    you sound like a catch


  • #8564
    constitutionus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    oh yeah, your really gonna get man now after this.

    bloody hell talk about high maitenance.


  • #8565
    2smiggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,248 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    Jesus this one is not the sharpest tool in the box ..


  • #8566
    mojesius
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 4,398 ✭✭✭mojesius


    "This man doesn't fit. I want a refund!" Ffs

    550 euro :O


  • #8567
    signostic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,887 ✭✭✭signostic


    maybe she will leave her number with Joe...


  • #8568
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    They are not going to give away the secrets to their algorithm, maybe it's the same one used on Ray Foleys awful show on TV3


  • #8569
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Does that matchmaking lad in Clare charge those prices?


  • #8570
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    She could have gone on holidays to Turkey and flown home a Turkish waiter with her for that money.


  • #8571
    The_Mac
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 426 ✭✭The_Mac


    Did he just say a hundred million people live in Dublin.


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  • #8572
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    I suppose she was expecting George Clooney to turn up?


  • #8573
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    She should have rang the next show, Cupid Kelly could have set her up


  • #8574
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Do women not usually like a giant of a man to protect them, not someone their own size?


  • #8575
    Hamilcar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭Hamilcar


    Stupid naive woman........................... Perfect. whats your number love


  • #8576
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    A fat man.


  • #8577
    Flukey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,006 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    snubbleste wrote: »
    LOL "I'm not able to find or meet anyone here in Dublin"

    She's only 5 foot 3 inches. There aren't many Oompa Loompas in Dublin.


  • #8578
    constitutionus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    did ya specify "no fatties " in your list ?


  • #8579
    jetfiremuck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,472 ✭✭✭jetfiremuck


    Sounds like an absolute Knut. It's no wonder the lads bailed..... Plenty of these bitter women around.


  • #8580
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    overweight wearing a wig?:pac:


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  • #8581
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    ThisRegard wrote: »
    She could have gone on holidays to Turkey and flown home a Turkish waiter with her for that money.

    With a hefty langer on him :D


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