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Liveline Thread 17/06/2015 to date

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  • #5642
    sudzs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,755 ✭✭✭sudzs


    "I live in Whitehall and I have no problem in going down....."

    then she paused :eek:


  • #5643
    Hamilcar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭Hamilcar


    A parrot......... so to speak


  • #5644
    mirwillbeback
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,018 ✭✭✭mirwillbeback


    "Staying with the lost and found theme, now we have the McCanns on the line...."


  • #5645
    the_monkey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,556 ✭✭✭the_monkey


    Yeah ... maybe the bird wants his freedom..


  • #5646
    Flukey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,005 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    Atlantic Dawn wrote: »
    It's handier to rob the post office, if you were robbing each of the old it would take all day to explain to them that you want to relieve them of their pension cash.

    No it wouldn't. All you need to say is "I'd like to cut your trees."


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  • #5647
    bigroad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,304 ✭✭✭bigroad


    He lost his bird.


  • #5648
    Del.Monte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,363 ✭✭✭✭Del.Monte


    Can't you just see all the 'cash for gold' shops ringing up to say they have the ring and she can have it back. :rolleyes:

    ****



  • #5649
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    the seagulls will have him


  • #5650
    curioser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 599 ✭✭✭curioser


    Did the parrot get engaged lately?


  • #5651
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,344 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Lost a parrot, I think you will find it has been eaten by something, perhaps a seagull.


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  • #5652
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    mirwillbeback wrote: »
    "Staying with the lost and found theme, now we have the McCanns on the line...."

    Too soon


  • #5653
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    sudzs wrote: »
    "I live in Whitehall and I have no problem in going down....."

    then she paused :eek:

    You are filthy.


  • #5654
    2smiggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,495 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    corky the parrot :pac: , what will the next missing item/animal be ?


  • #5655
    signostic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,887 ✭✭✭signostic


    Corky ??


  • #5656
    Hamilcar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭Hamilcar


    Parrot was listening to item on Liveline yesterday on culling the gulls........................ and said to himself I'm outta here


  • #5657
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,989 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    Hamilcar wrote: »
    A parrot......... so to speak
    listen missus, if korky squawks, he gets it


  • #5658
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    Would the Unabomber please return the parrot please. Thanks.


  • #5659
    sudzs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,755 ✭✭✭sudzs


    syklops wrote: »
    You are filthy.

    :o


  • #5660
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,989 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    Hamilcar wrote: »
    Parrot was listening to item on Liveline yesterday on culling the gulls........................ and said to himself I'm outta here
    seeking asylum in Australia


  • #5661
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    "Lovely plumage, squire."

    at4NV8l.jpg


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  • #5662
    signostic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,887 ✭✭✭signostic


    Corky could be partying with another parrot by now..


  • #5663
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    2smiggy wrote: »
    corky the parrot :pac: , what will the next missing item/animal be ?

    I am so tempted to ring up and say I've lost my ring-tailed lemur.


  • #5664
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    you see more birds flying round Cabra than the aviary at the zoo


  • #5665
    Hamilcar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭Hamilcar


    Did he try any of those cash for parrots shops


  • #5666
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,989 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    Next week, there will be callers ringing about losing their bollocks at the galway races


  • #5667
    signostic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,887 ✭✭✭signostic


    Hamilcar wrote: »
    Did he try any of those cash for parrots shops
    Paddy Power was going to open a book on whether the parrot would bre found but one novelty bet per day is enough...


  • #5668
    Flukey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,005 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    somesoldiers wrote: »
    the seagulls will have him
    Atlantic Dawn wrote: »
    Lost a parrot, I think you will find it has been eaten by something, perhaps a seagull.

    No, didn't you hear Seán O'Rourke? They've moved on to bigger things than birds. They are attacking sheep. In another few weeks they'll be helping in the deer culling process.


  • #5669
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    My debt went back to...<I was realy expecting him to say 1976 or something> 2011. :rolleyes:

    13,000?!?

    How do you get 13,000 written off?


  • #5670
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    Deadbeat didn't settle debt now whining that debt is being chased


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  • #5671
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    "Written off" 13K? Wish I'd known how to do that. I paid back every fecking penny.


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