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  • #4592
    Flukey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,005 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    bottlebrush wrote: »
    Two minutes to go before I have to wake up again

    WAKEY, WAKEY!!!!!


  • #4593
    bottlebrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,215 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    dvcireland wrote: »
    D'arcy on air now


    Not for all the tea in China...


  • #4594
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    dvcireland wrote: »
    From Blackadder:

    He was hailed as the 'Hero of Mboto Gorge' in 1890, where he had faced "ten thousand Watutsi warriors armed to the teeth with kiwi fruit and dry guava halves". He even saved the life of Douglas Haig (later Field Marshal Douglas Haig) when he was nearly killed by a pygmy woman with a sharpened mango


    love BA, above reminds me of "General Haig is about to make another gargantuan effort to move his drinks cabinet 2 feet closer to Berlin" or something along those lines


  • #4595
    CarrickMcJoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,379 ✭✭✭CarrickMcJoe


    Ear muffs , safety goggles and high viz jackets..


  • #4596
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    CarrickMcJoe wrote: »
    Ear muffs , safety goggles and high viz jackets..
    Just to listen to PBH? Seems a bit extreme.


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  • #4597
    Brendan Bendar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,370 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    I can't wait for the day I meet Bertie on the street. That f*cker will get all the hate and vitriol I've been storing up for years in one go.

    :eek:

    Most of us get rid of it on here:cool:


  • #4598
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Not sure if I'll be around for the borefest today.

    I was just wondering if Joe took the week off to advise Bertie on his appearance before the com-mit-teee today? You know, to help with the Dubalinese, malapropisms, mixed metaphors etc.

    I wonder would Joe charge "fees" for such advice? Although actually now that I come to think of it maybe it's Bertie who's been advising Joe on his use of the English language all these years, so to speak?


  • #4599
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Not sure if I'll be around for the borefest today.

    I was just wondering if Joe took the week off to advise Bertie on his appearance before the com-mit-teee today? You know, to help with the Dubalinese, malapropisms, mixed metaphors etc.

    I wonder would Joe charge "fees" for such advice? Although actually now that I come to think of it maybe it's Bertie who's been advising Joe on his use of the English language all these years, so to speak?


  • #4600
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Not sure if I'll be around for the borefest today.

    I was just wondering if Joe took the week off to advise Bertie on his appearance before the com-mit-teee today? You know, to help with the Dubalinese, malapropisms, mixed metaphors etc.

    I wonder would Joe charge "fees" for such advice? Although actually now that I come to think of it maybe it's Bertie who's been advising Joe on his use of the English language all these years, so to speak?


  • #4601
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Not sure if I'll be around for the borefest today.

    I was just wondering if Joe took the week off to advise Bertie on his appearance before the com-mit-teee today? You know, to help with the Dubalinese, malapropisms, mixed metaphors etc.

    I wonder would Joe charge "fees" for such advice? Although actually now that I come to think of it maybe it's Bertie who's been advising Joe on his use of the English language all these years, so to speak?


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  • #4602
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    You can say that again.


  • #4603
    Brendan Bendar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,370 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    Will you be around for the borefest today,Butter?


  • #4604
    Hitchens
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,100 ✭✭✭Hitchens


    Repetitive strain :D


  • #4605
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Eh? Eh? What? You'll have to repeat that. Bad line, bad line, so to speak.


  • #4606
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    Eh? Eh? What? You'll have to repeat that. Bad line, bad line, so to speak.

    a seance with Gerry Ryan?


  • #4607
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    Do you have insurdance?


  • #4608
    Oops69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Oops69


    Sorry but LOL!


  • #4609
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,379 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    I recall this from a couple of years back...

    2548375686_215878ba05.jpg


  • #4610
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    You recently buy new tyres, missus?


  • #4611
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    And there they were, Gone.


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  • #4612
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    A nissan micra.


  • #4613
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,039 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    what did the wheels look like would have been Joes first question


  • #4614
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,379 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Ha Ha, someone actually went and stole alloys from a Micra, that wouldn't even happen in Greece.


  • #4615
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    "I love my Micra"


  • #4616
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    e3,118?


  • #4617
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,379 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    There's these things called lock nuts, they prevent theft...

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Locknut


  • #4618
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    somesoldiers wrote: »
    e3,118?
    The cost of a new car


  • #4619
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Brendan Bendar wrote: »
    Will you be around for the borefest today,Butter?

    I gave in…….

    What did I miss?


  • #4620
    Uncle Ben
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,843 ✭✭✭Uncle Ben


    4 alloys for a Micra 3000!!


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  • #4621
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    "It's a 131 car"
    oooh get you


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