Liveline Thread 17/06/2015 to date

Dan Jaman

ButtersSuki wrote: »

My first suspect was the garden centre they bought them from.

Psst, wanna buy some wheels or hanging baskets, Boss?

BPKS

I was hoping he was going to say:

"My friend has a lovely picket fence in the front garden that he painted white and when he woke up the next morning...................................................




............ the garden was stolen"

ButtersSuki

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Psst, wanna buy some wheels or hanging baskets, Boss?

Are you selling them out of the back of the caravan Dan?

dvcireland

One Picket Fence

Missing

Contact: Tom Sawyer

ButtersSuki

"The car had 4 wheels"


Only on Lahv Lahn.

Dan Jaman

dvcireland wrote: »

One Picket Fence

Missing

Contact: Tom Sawyer

Glory holes, back then?

BPKS

If Philip gets this excited over the theft of a few hanging baskets and a white fence, the poor man must be Xanax-ed to the hilt doing Crimecall.

Atlantic Dawn

There's a lot to be said about coming back to it burnt out instead of having the wheels robbed.

ButtersSuki

This is worse than hospital radio.

Atlantic Dawn

Any daffodil thefts?

dvcireland

"......they had Dooblin accents, Philip....."

Atlantic Dawn

Text alert, suspicious car, it's a vigilante gangs paradise.

ButtersSuki

Couldn't these two just meet in the pub and have this conversation there instead of on National Radio?

BPKS

A car - no less

Atlantic Dawn

Have they not all got shotguns in the country, I'd have shot the tyres on the car and asked questions later.

Dan Jaman

Sound like Eddie Jordan should be giving these lads a call if he ever gets back into F1.

Atlantic Dawn

2 wheels left is useless, most dealers will only sell you a set.

Atlantic Dawn

I would say she could have been in the car and they could have jacked it up and taken all 4 wheels off and she wouldn't have noticed it.

dvcireland

Dan Jaman

Plug for her business right away.

ButtersSuki

I'm debating whether to listen to this on repeat on full volume until 3 instead of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE

somesoldiers

1.5 NZD = 1 USD

ButtersSuki

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Plug for her business right away.

That's what Lahv Lahn has become - a whingefest or a plugfest, depending on the day.

ButtersSuki

Good job she didn't give that "simple" example to Joe - $1,000 = €610.


Joe would struggle with this one:

$1,000 = €1,000

Atlantic Dawn

Ship them through Norway like the garlic chap.

ButtersSuki

Caller on autopilot.

ButtersSuki

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Ship them through Norway like the garlic chap.

Even better, just declare them as garlic.

somesoldiers

did she say "Possum merino"?

Dan Jaman

Paying duty on the total cost, including carriage is a pita, right enough.

dvcireland

PBH should point her their direction: