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Liveline Thread 17/06/2015 to date

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    My first suspect was the garden centre they bought them from.

    Psst, wanna buy some wheels or hanging baskets, Boss?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,447 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    I was hoping he was going to say:

    "My friend has a lovely picket fence in the front garden that he painted white and when he woke up the next morning...................................................




    ............ the garden was stolen"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    Psst, wanna buy some wheels or hanging baskets, Boss?

    Are you selling them out of the back of the caravan Dan?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,414 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    One Picket Fence

    Missing

    Contact: Tom Sawyer
    100330-hannibalmarktwain.grid-6x2.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    "The car had 4 wheels"


    Only on Lahv Lahn.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    dvcireland wrote: »
    One Picket Fence

    Missing

    Contact: Tom Sawyer
    100330-hannibalmarktwain.grid-6x2.jpg
    Glory holes, back then?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,447 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    If Philip gets this excited over the theft of a few hanging baskets and a white fence, the poor man must be Xanax-ed to the hilt doing Crimecall.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    There's a lot to be said about coming back to it burnt out instead of having the wheels robbed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    This is worse than hospital radio.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Any daffodil thefts?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,414 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    "......they had Dooblin accents, Philip....."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Text alert, suspicious car, it's a vigilante gangs paradise.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Couldn't these two just meet in the pub and have this conversation there instead of on National Radio?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,447 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    A car - no less


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Have they not all got shotguns in the country, I'd have shot the tyres on the car and asked questions later.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Sound like Eddie Jordan should be giving these lads a call if he ever gets back into F1.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    2 wheels left is useless, most dealers will only sell you a set.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    I would say she could have been in the car and they could have jacked it up and taken all 4 wheels off and she wouldn't have noticed it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,414 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    funny-police-car-stolen-wheels.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Plug for her business right away.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    I'm debating whether to listen to this on repeat on full volume until 3 instead of this:



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    1.5 NZD = 1 USD


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    Plug for her business right away.

    That's what Lahv Lahn has become - a whingefest or a plugfest, depending on the day.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Good job she didn't give that "simple" example to Joe - $1,000 = €610.


    Joe would struggle with this one:

    $1,000 = €1,000


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Ship them through Norway like the garlic chap.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Caller on autopilot.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Ship them through Norway like the garlic chap.

    Even better, just declare them as garlic.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    did she say "Possum merino"?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Paying duty on the total cost, including carriage is a pita, right enough.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,414 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    PBH should point her their direction:


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