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A chance to scrap the Angelus - Nutella, Croissants and Pineapples.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,085 ✭✭✭SpaceTime


    Turtwig wrote: »
    At least I'm not boroning you .

    I can't silicon carbide such a patronising remark!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 38,093 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    Turtwig wrote: »
    You shunt have written such a long sentence.

    he had to crowbar it in somehow.

    I'm partial to your abracadabra,

    I'm raptured by the joy of it all.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    Not hoping to blow anyone's fuse but i really ought to sleep now. Please don't pull the plug for another while.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    SpaceTime wrote: »
    I can't silicon carbide such a patronising remark!

    Why are you bi-polar?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 79 ✭✭tirchonaill86


    Prior to the recent referendum, a good christian man was asked by a curious journalist why he voted no....he replied 'because my friend it was atom and eve....not atom and eddie'.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 79 ✭✭tirchonaill86


    Hope that doesn't shorten anyones fuse?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 38,093 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    Turtwig wrote: »
    Why are you bi-polar?

    No but he has been known to inject ions into his Gallium Arsenide.

    I'm partial to your abracadabra,

    I'm raptured by the joy of it all.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,085 ✭✭✭SpaceTime


    Turtwig wrote: »
    Why are you bi-polar?

    No, I was just using you as a sacrificial anode.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,085 ✭✭✭SpaceTime


    I'm off to repolarise my synapses!
    Good night ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 38,093 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    SpaceTime wrote: »
    No, I was just using you as a sacrificial anode.

    My advice to you would be to stay grounded, don't interrupt, and try to remain neutral.

    I'm partial to your abracadabra,

    I'm raptured by the joy of it all.



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,085 ✭✭✭SpaceTime


    My advice to you would be to stay grounded, don't interrupt, and try to remain neutral.

    Sage advice when you're interfacing with a live wire!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 38,093 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    As Tesla predicted, everything is in flux.

    I'm partial to your abracadabra,

    I'm raptured by the joy of it all.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 79 ✭✭tirchonaill86


    SpaceTime wrote: »
    Sage advice when you're interfacing with a live wire!

    This is the first time I've laughed in years! I know....sad half-life.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 79 ✭✭tirchonaill86


    As Tesla predicted, everything is in flux.

    I don't really like your posts. Ill be keeping an ion you!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 79 ✭✭tirchonaill86


    Turtwig wrote: »
    Not hoping to blow anyone's fuse but i really ought to sleep now. Please don't pull the plug for another while.

    Don't die in your sleep. I would never be stable again.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,085 ✭✭✭SpaceTime


    I don't really like your posts. Ill be keeping an ion you!

    No need! We have moderators who are fully supplied with inanimate graphite rods.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 79 ✭✭tirchonaill86


    SpaceTime wrote: »
    No need! We have moderators who are fully supplied with inanimate graphite rods.

    Well i feel i have been CHARGED unfairly a few times....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,937 ✭✭✭galljga1


    What the hell have i just stepped back into?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,253 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    galljga1 wrote: »
    What the hell have i just stepped back into?

    There seems to be several powerful debates going on in parallel.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 79 ✭✭tirchonaill86


    galljga1 wrote: »
    What the hell have i just stepped back into?

    Welcome to nuclear armageddon! Good morning... Your flight will be arriving in approximately twenty minutes. You will be assigned a mission to return in the flux capacitator to time----80,000 years ago. You are to fondicate and cross breed with an african hobbit tribe and remain here for 2 and a half years spreading your good seed of knowledge and wisdom. You will then be assigned a new mission...one that will completely change the course of human history. Go earthling! Your people depend on you.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,937 ✭✭✭galljga1


    Welcome to nuclear armageddon! Good morning... Your flight will be arriving in approximately twenty minutes. You will be assigned a mission to return in the flux capacitator to time----80,000 years ago. You are to fondicate and cross breed with an african hobbit tribe and remain here for 2 and a half years spreading your good seed of knowledge and wisdom. You will then be assigned a new mission...one that will completely change the course of human history. Go earthling! Your people depend on you.

    Am I to introduce the ridiculous bells that still plague us to this day?


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,611 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dades


    I don't those bells bonging would be a good idea with the sore heads in here today.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 79 ✭✭tirchonaill86


    galljga1 wrote: »
    Am I to introduce the ridiculous bells that still plague us to this day?

    The bells must stay. In fact you are to create a new super duper bell in your next travels...and i mean a super super duper one. One that would haunt a ghost, one that scare a scarecrow and one that would most certainly wake the dead and clear a crowd of unruly teenagers. What we are talking about my friend is the DWBH-3000, a sophisticated, complex super structure with a supreme tech advanced radar system resistant to all attacks and criticisms. This bell will be capable of hypnotising all ears who have the divine pleasure of hearing it, it would convert a stubborn horse, a hungry pig or a far removed human earthling. Hurry!!! The human race is in desperate need of this bell, they are empty, lost sheep who have strayed from their roots, lost connection with their flock and covered their eyes at the crucial part of the movie.

    They don't know what they want, they are only using 3 per cent of their brains, they think they have it cracked, refuse to listen and see what is unseen even though its all around them, across the four corners of the spaces beneath their feet. They need a new bell because they despise the simple one given to them, this gift is not enough, they always seek and yearn for more, for proof-evidence, they doubt the truth and hide from it, they dismiss the innocent man in the courtroom and banish him and themselves to the desert, depriving themselves of the seasonal fruits, the wings of eternity, the joys of spring and the fire of mystery. They fail to listen to the answers that lay in nature as clues and riddles waiting to be solved by the discerning eyes, the smart ones who don't need to see, who don't always need proof for truth, who plunge into the deep blue seas delving far beyond the finish line. If its too much for you, ill go myself.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,085 ✭✭✭SpaceTime


    I preferred the electropuns!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,539 ✭✭✭TheChizler


    SpaceTime wrote: »
    I preferred the electropuns!

    This thread isn't a great example of how to conduct debate. The arguments have become static.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 79 ✭✭tirchonaill86


    TheChizler wrote: »
    This thread isn't a great example of how to conduct debate. The arguments have become static.


    Anybody who calls themselves the chizler doesn't have the right to debate.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,539 ✭✭✭TheChizler


    Anybody who calls themselves the chizler doesn't have the right to debate.
    How so? Do my woodworking abilities intimidate you? What's your angle? The complexity of your argument is increasing exponentially. I've a headache that's increasing in magnitude now, pressure in my sinusoids.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    Anybody who calls themselves the chizler doesn't have the right to debate.

    Mod:
    Anyone who frequently ignores discussion etiquette and mods certainly doesn't have the right to debate. Enjoy the permanent holiday.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,085 ✭✭✭SpaceTime


    Moving swiftly on ...

    Are a RTE still fixated on introducing this new "secular angelus"?

    How exactly do the explain the radio version? It's anything but a pause for reflection. The TV version can be watered down by addition of non religious imagery.

    It's still an amazing contortion of logic!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,539 ✭✭✭TheChizler


    SpaceTime wrote: »
    Moving swiftly on ...
    Forgot which thread this was tbh!


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