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Would you like to watch a video of you losing your virginity?

  • 02-07-2015 09:30AM
    #1
    Reebrock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 733 ✭✭✭


    I'd like to see my first performance. Stumbling around. Fear in my eyes. Relief. Happiness. Confusion.

    The DVD extras would be fantastic too. I'd even provide a cast commentary.


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  • #2
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Absolutely not!


  • #3
    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,634 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    No .

    Who wants to see some fat priest thrusting and sweating like mad?


  • #4
    looksee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 31,308 ✭✭✭✭looksee


    Stumbling around? Were you drunk? You'd have found the whole thing easier if you had stayed where your partner was :D


  • #5
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Eh, no.


  • #6
    Mr. Incognito
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    I was wondering where that went- Is this a ransom demand?

    Okay then- I will pay you €200 to keep it


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  • #7
    johnayo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,717 ✭✭✭johnayo


    The Cunning Linguist wrote: »
    No .

    Who wants to see some fat priest thrusting and sweating like mad?

    Gross!!!!


  • #8
    NachoBusiness
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭NachoBusiness


    The Cunning Linguist wrote: »
    Who wants to see some fat priest thrusting and sweating like mad?

    Very honest of you to admit you didn't lose your virginity until late in life, Father.


  • #9
    Brian2208
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 540 ✭✭✭Brian2208


    Mine could probably just be a Vine to be honest...


  • #10
    il gatto
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,027 ✭✭✭il gatto


    Are you offering? Didn't notice you there with the camera to be honest.
    I wouldn't mind actually. I was epic. Start as you mean to go on, I always (rarely) say.


  • #11
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    il gatto wrote: »
    Are you offering? Didn't notice you there with the camera to be honest.
    I wouldn't mind actually. I was epic. Start as you mean to go on, I always (rarely) say.

    Nuh-uh, practice makes perfect.


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  • #12
    Medusa22
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭Medusa22


    God no, I couldn't think of anything worse. Actually the thought of making a sex tape in general doesn't appeal to me, I really don't need to see flesh flapping around as I'm getting all sweaty and making sex faces. I'd rather not know what I look like then.


  • #13
    circadian
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 8,114 Mod ✭✭✭✭circadian


    It wouldn't be legal.


  • #14
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I'd rather see my parents go at it.


  • #15
    Frynge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,667 ✭✭✭Frynge


    Mine was and it sells for $7.95 for the DVD or $3.95 for a digital download.


  • #16
    Day Lewin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,000 ✭✭✭Day Lewin


    EEEEEWW!!

    Worst idea ever. How many people achieve a great performance on the first attempt? Precious few, I think. Nuff said.

    [turns away to retch]


  • #17
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    Mine would be in black and white.


  • #18
    NachoBusiness
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭NachoBusiness


    Menas wrote: »
    Mine would be in black and white.

    Jackson the dirty fcuker. I'll have to watch that video again now, missed that bit.


  • #19
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Mine would sound like an instructional video on how to plumb your sewers, all flanges, wax rings and grease traps.


  • #20
    shakencat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,589 ✭✭✭shakencat


    No, mainly because the person i lost it to was hideous


  • #21
    DeadHand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,833 ✭✭✭DeadHand


    circadian wrote: »
    It wouldn't be legal.

    This is what I was thinking.

    For a lot of us wouldn't the making, possession and watching of said sextape be illegal?

    In my own case, we were the same age but the most we both were was 15/16. Wouldn't it be illegal for me to possess a recording of said act? Not that I'd have the slightest interest in doing so.


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  • #22
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I'd love to watch it if it came with associated comedic music and slapstick sound effects.


  • #23
    One eyed Jack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,305 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    "That'll do pig, that'll do"...

    *banjo music in the background* :pac:


  • #24
    Bruthal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,370 ✭✭✭✭Bruthal


    katemarch wrote: »
    EEEEEWW!!

    Worst idea ever. How many people achieve a great performance on the first attempt? Precious few, I think. Nuff said.

    There`s always a first time


  • #25
    osarusan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,009 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    I watch it a couple of time a week.


  • #26
    Reebrock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 733 ✭✭✭Reebrock


    NachoBusiness wrote: »
    Jackson the dirty fcuker. I'll have to watch that video again now, missed that bit.

    You guys make me laugh lol


  • #27
    blastman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,453 ✭✭✭blastman


    How many people told the other person it was their first time?

    I didn't, but I think trying to put it in her ear may have given the game away....


  • #28
    fleet_admiral
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    Youd need night vision to watch mine


  • #29
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,219 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    No, no, no.

    NO.


  • #30
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    Yeah, would love to know what the girl looked like and find out what her name was & whether I got her in the pudding club as I couldn't get the johnie on right. All I can remember is Killarney, 1989, maybe I should try find her? Will ring Joe Duffy later.


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  • #31
    5rtytry56
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭5rtytry56


    nah


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