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Would you like to watch a video of you losing your virginity?

Reebrock

I'd like to see my first performance. Stumbling around. Fear in my eyes. Relief. Happiness. Confusion.

The DVD extras would be fantastic too. I'd even provide a cast commentary.

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Fat Christy

Absolutely not!

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

No .

Who wants to see some fat priest thrusting and sweating like mad?

looksee

Stumbling around? Were you drunk? You'd have found the whole thing easier if you had stayed where your partner was

Rubberlegs

Eh, no.

Mr. Incognito

I was wondering where that went- Is this a ransom demand?

Okay then- I will pay you €200 to keep it

johnayo

The Cunning Linguist wrote: »

No .

Who wants to see some fat priest thrusting and sweating like mad?

Gross!!!!

NachoBusiness

The Cunning Linguist wrote: »

Who wants to see some fat priest thrusting and sweating like mad?

Very honest of you to admit you didn't lose your virginity until late in life, Father.

Brian2208

Mine could probably just be a Vine to be honest...

il gatto

Are you offering? Didn't notice you there with the camera to be honest.
I wouldn't mind actually. I was epic. Start as you mean to go on, I always (rarely) say.

Fat Christy

il gatto wrote: »

Are you offering? Didn't notice you there with the camera to be honest.
I wouldn't mind actually. I was epic. Start as you mean to go on, I always (rarely) say.

Nuh-uh, practice makes perfect.

Medusa22

God no, I couldn't think of anything worse. Actually the thought of making a sex tape in general doesn't appeal to me, I really don't need to see flesh flapping around as I'm getting all sweaty and making sex faces. I'd rather not know what I look like then.

[Deleted User]

It wouldn't be legal.

[Deleted User]

I'd rather see my parents go at it.

Frynge

Mine was and it sells for $7.95 for the DVD or $3.95 for a digital download.

Day Lewin

EEEEEWW!!

Worst idea ever. How many people achieve a great performance on the first attempt? Precious few, I think. Nuff said.

[turns away to retch]

Menas

Mine would be in black and white.

NachoBusiness

Menas wrote: »

Mine would be in black and white.

Jackson the dirty fcuker. I'll have to watch that video again now, missed that bit.

The Backwards Man

Mine would sound like an instructional video on how to plumb your sewers, all flanges, wax rings and grease traps.

shakencat

No, mainly because the person i lost it to was hideous

DeadHand

circadian wrote: »

It wouldn't be legal.

This is what I was thinking.

For a lot of us wouldn't the making, possession and watching of said sextape be illegal?

In my own case, we were the same age but the most we both were was 15/16. Wouldn't it be illegal for me to possess a recording of said act? Not that I'd have the slightest interest in doing so.

[Deleted User]

I'd love to watch it if it came with associated comedic music and slapstick sound effects.

One eyed Jack

"That'll do pig, that'll do"...

*banjo music in the background* :pac:

Bruthal

katemarch wrote: »

EEEEEWW!!

Worst idea ever. How many people achieve a great performance on the first attempt? Precious few, I think. Nuff said.

There`s always a first time

osarusan

I watch it a couple of time a week.

Reebrock

NachoBusiness wrote: »

Jackson the dirty fcuker. I'll have to watch that video again now, missed that bit.

You guys make me laugh lol

blastman

How many people told the other person it was their first time?

I didn't, but I think trying to put it in her ear may have given the game away....

fleet_admiral

Youd need night vision to watch mine

[Deleted User]

No, no, no.

NO.

somesoldiers

Yeah, would love to know what the girl looked like and find out what her name was & whether I got her in the pudding club as I couldn't get the johnie on right. All I can remember is Killarney, 1989, maybe I should try find her? Will ring Joe Duffy later.

5rtytry56

nah