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Would you like to watch a video of you losing your virginity?

  • 02-07-2015 8:30am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 732 ✭✭✭


    I'd like to see my first performance. Stumbling around. Fear in my eyes. Relief. Happiness. Confusion.

    The DVD extras would be fantastic too. I'd even provide a cast commentary.


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Absolutely not!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,632 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    No .

    Who wants to see some fat priest thrusting and sweating like mad?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,095 ✭✭✭✭looksee


    Stumbling around? Were you drunk? You'd have found the whole thing easier if you had stayed where your partner was :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Eh, no.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    I was wondering where that went- Is this a ransom demand?

    Okay then- I will pay you €200 to keep it


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,718 ✭✭✭johnayo


    No .

    Who wants to see some fat priest thrusting and sweating like mad?

    Gross!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭NachoBusiness


    Who wants to see some fat priest thrusting and sweating like mad?

    Very honest of you to admit you didn't lose your virginity until late in life, Father.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 540 ✭✭✭Brian2208


    Mine could probably just be a Vine to be honest...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,023 ✭✭✭il gatto


    Are you offering? Didn't notice you there with the camera to be honest.
    I wouldn't mind actually. I was epic. Start as you mean to go on, I always (rarely) say.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    il gatto wrote: »
    Are you offering? Didn't notice you there with the camera to be honest.
    I wouldn't mind actually. I was epic. Start as you mean to go on, I always (rarely) say.

    Nuh-uh, practice makes perfect.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭Medusa22


    God no, I couldn't think of anything worse. Actually the thought of making a sex tape in general doesn't appeal to me, I really don't need to see flesh flapping around as I'm getting all sweaty and making sex faces. I'd rather not know what I look like then.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,221 ✭✭✭circadian


    It wouldn't be legal.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    I'd rather see my parents go at it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,667 ✭✭✭Frynge


    Mine was and it sells for $7.95 for the DVD or $3.95 for a digital download.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,779 ✭✭✭Day Lewin


    EEEEEWW!!

    Worst idea ever. How many people achieve a great performance on the first attempt? Precious few, I think. Nuff said.

    [turns away to retch]


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    Mine would be in black and white.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭NachoBusiness


    Menas wrote: »
    Mine would be in black and white.

    Jackson the dirty fcuker. I'll have to watch that video again now, missed that bit.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Mine would sound like an instructional video on how to plumb your sewers, all flanges, wax rings and grease traps.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,589 ✭✭✭shakencat


    No, mainly because the person i lost it to was hideous


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,784 ✭✭✭DeadHand


    circadian wrote: »
    It wouldn't be legal.

    This is what I was thinking.

    For a lot of us wouldn't the making, possession and watching of said sextape be illegal?

    In my own case, we were the same age but the most we both were was 15/16. Wouldn't it be illegal for me to possess a recording of said act? Not that I'd have the slightest interest in doing so.


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    I'd love to watch it if it came with associated comedic music and slapstick sound effects.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,439 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    "That'll do pig, that'll do"...

    *banjo music in the background* :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,422 ✭✭✭✭Bruthal


    katemarch wrote: »
    EEEEEWW!!

    Worst idea ever. How many people achieve a great performance on the first attempt? Precious few, I think. Nuff said.

    There`s always a first time


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,733 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    I watch it a couple of time a week.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 732 ✭✭✭Reebrock


    Jackson the dirty fcuker. I'll have to watch that video again now, missed that bit.

    You guys make me laugh lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,451 ✭✭✭blastman


    How many people told the other person it was their first time?

    I didn't, but I think trying to put it in her ear may have given the game away....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    Youd need night vision to watch mine


  • Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    No, no, no.

    NO.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,844 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    Yeah, would love to know what the girl looked like and find out what her name was & whether I got her in the pudding club as I couldn't get the johnie on right. All I can remember is Killarney, 1989, maybe I should try find her? Will ring Joe Duffy later.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭5rtytry56


    nah


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭conorhal


    katemarch wrote: »
    EEEEEWW!!

    Worst idea ever. How many people achieve a great performance on the first attempt? Precious few, I think. Nuff said.

    [turns away to retch]

    I donno, add a few comedy sound effects and it might make a mildly amusing thirty second clip on You've Been Framed?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,495 ✭✭✭✭eviltwin


    Not in a million years. I actually remember thinking that it was good sex. How deluded I was.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,733 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    My video needs this music.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    Reebrock wrote: »
    I'd like to see my first performance. Stumbling around. Fear in my eyes. Relief. Happiness. Confusion.

    The DVD extras would be fantastic too. I'd even provide a cast commentary.

    I'm not a pedophile…


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭Buona Fortuna


    "How about we just see what it feels like?"

    "OK"

    "Sssssshhhhhhhhh Mum's coming"

    :o She's not the only one.


    Nothing to see here.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,955 ✭✭✭Conall Cernach


    mad muffin wrote: »
    I'm not a pedophile…

    On that, if you did video yourself as an underage fella having it off with an overage girl could you be charged with making or possessing child pornography a few years later if you held onto the video?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Reebrock wrote: »
    I'd like to see my first performance. Stumbling around. Fear in my eyes. Relief. Happiness. Confusion.

    The DVD extras would be fantastic too. I'd even provide a cast commentary.


    Go ahead, destroy the delusions that will keep ye goin in old age......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    Absolutely not. It was a literal bloodbath.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,844 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    On that, if you did video yourself as an underage fella having it off with an overage girl could you be charged with making or possessing child pornography a few years later if you held onto the video?


    hum interesting question, over to the legal eagles


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    conorhal wrote: »
    I donno, add a few comedy sound effects and it might make a mildly amusing thirty second clip on You've Been Framed?

    *boing* *splash* *applause*


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭Buona Fortuna


    Absolutely not. It was a literal bloodbath.

    Crosses legs uncomfortably.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,786 ✭✭✭wakka12


    No I even thought it was bad sex when I had nothing to compare it to


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 367 ✭✭justchecked


    Them labia though.

    No wind that night thank god.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭entropi


    The only problem I'd have was figuring out who put a camera there in the first place. I'd watch it yeah.

    It would be funnier if I could turn it in to one of those SFW porn video clips :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    On that, if you did video yourself as an underage fella having it off with an overage girl could you be charged with making or possessing child pornography a few years later if you held onto the video?

    I think something like that happened in the States.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,172 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    blastman wrote: »
    How many people told the other person it was their first time?

    I didn't, but I think trying to put it in her ear may have given the game away....

    Or pulling out at the last minute to cum on her face because you thought that was the done thing after watching so many porno's. :pac:


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