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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    it was banter for god sake, incidents like this happen every day on building sites and factories with people shouting at each other and in some cases coming to blows, it is always settled there and then with a handshake, now because of this drama queen, the BBC has lost a top show and one of its biggest stars, the fact he went to hospital with a fat lip shows what sort he is


    I've worked on sites and factories lines....I've never seen anyone getting fcuked outta for 20mins over anything....no mind a cold dinner someone was late turning upto

    And I most certainly have never seen anyone hit another worker and nothing said of it???

    I dunno where you do be working but I'd suggest leave for somewhere in the 21st century


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,566 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Wait a minute, you're Irish?

    I'm more surprised to learn that he's over the age of 12


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 21,519 ✭✭✭✭Alun


    londonbus wrote: »
    Here's the map of the hotel they were at:

    https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/Simonstone+Hall/@54.319123,-2.19864,15z/data=!4m2!3m1!1s0x0:0xd617e908b96dd483

    As you will notice - its in the middle of nowhere. Hence why they used helicopters to get around. Not quite as easy as "popping out for a Big Mac."
    It's not that bad, it is fairly remote, but I've been there myself a good few years ago, and it's easily accessible by car, no real need for a helicopter. There's a decent sized small town called Hawes not too far away.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,591 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    it was banter for god sake, incidents like this happen every day on building sites and factories with people shouting at each other and in some cases coming to blows, it is always settled there and then with a handshake, now because of this drama queen, the BBC has lost a top show and one of its biggest stars, the fact he went to hospital with a fat lip shows what sort he is

    Ya, except it was Clarkson who reported to BBC management what had happened.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,758 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Alun wrote: »
    It's not that bad, it is fairly remote, but I've been there myself a good few years ago, and it's easily accessible by car, no real need for a helicopter. There's a decent sized small town called Hawes not too far away.
    Google says it's 1.6 miles away

    https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@54.304221,-2.199926,3a,75y,257.56h,90.93t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1sA75yLxpKC4AE-KoiD-xc0A!2e0


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 91 ✭✭londonbus


    if someone had presented me with a cheese platter after a few pints I'd shove it up his hole aswell, it was Tynan's job to organise a bit of decent grub for Jezza, this was a top hotel, that should have been possible if he had used his initiative and do what he was paid to do, even if it meant going in and cooking him a bloody steak himself. I mean, the cheek of the guy to actually try and present a cold dish for someone's dinner, it defies belief


    I suppose the producer should have fellated him if Clarkson had asked for it?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    londonbus wrote: »
    I suppose the producer should have fellated him if Clarkson had asked for it?

    He'd have to push Bench Press outta the way,


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 91 ✭✭londonbus


    How "Talent" loses its mind - explained by Charlie Brooker, 2010:


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzquEcBxV8w


    Spot any similarities?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 91 ✭✭londonbus


    it was banter for god sake, incidents like this happen every day on building sites and factories with people shouting at each other and in some cases coming to blows, it is always settled there and then with a handshake, now because of this drama queen, the BBC has lost a top show and one of its biggest stars, the fact he went to hospital with a fat lip shows what sort he is


    That's fine. If I ever have an Irish member of my team who annoys me, I can punch their lights out - that won't cause me a problem, right?

    I mean - if they did anything about it - they'd just be a drama queen wouldn't they?

    And I can call them a facking useless Irish arse too - cause that's ok, isn't it? Especially if they're a culchie...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭NachoBusiness


    Aidric wrote: »
    Ya, except it was Clarkson who reported to BBC management what had happened.

    Exactly and had it just been a case of Clarkson straight out lamping Oisin just because he failed to arrange hot food, the crew would have been falling over themselves to report Clarkson before he ever had a chance to. Clarkson also the one who brought the eeny meeny miny moe mumbling to the producers attention, yet there was still that farcically absurd response.

    If Clarkson hadn't reported the incident, the whole thing may have just worked itself out given time, but he did report it, and so the hierarchy at the BBC got to do what they were itching to do. This in my opinion is why Clarkson is saying that none of it is Oisin's fault as he knows well that he shouldn't be shouldering the blame for these morons taking advantage of a situation that could and should have been sorted out between the two of them. The only way BBC bosses should have ever reacted this way, is if Clarkson had a history of taking swings at staff, then it would be an understandable response but there is nothing to suggest that he has ever come to blows with a member of the crew before.

    Food issues at hotels would have been something that would have been common enough given how often this crew has traveled together over the years. Clarkson, rightly or wrongly, got angry and lashed out for reasons beyond just not having hot food imo. More like the person who's job it was to make sure it that never happened either made a joke of it or treated Clarkson's annoyance as not being of great importance. Be interesting to hear him speak about that night some day, doubt it will be on Piers Morgan's Life Stories anyway, not after Morgan's open letter which he wrote the other day. Fcuking moron.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 91 ✭✭londonbus


    More Charlie:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzquEcBxV8w


    Starbucks in the middle of nowhere - sounds familiar?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,553 ✭✭✭Tarzana2


    I find the entire thing rather odd tbh. The world wide frenzy over a DailyMail type story about a celebrity outburst/altercation. The turning it into a race issue because someone was called a "lazy Irish cúnt". The prime minister sticking his oar in. People attacking the producer on social media. Reporters camped outside the presenters doors looking for anything to slap on a paper.

    I mean Jesus Christ it was a row over a bit of grub. And its only a flippin TV show anyway. Why are people losing their minds over this ?

    I love the irony of the most het up person in this thread, NachoBusiness, thanking this post. :D Yup, even more het up than me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,553 ✭✭✭Tarzana2


    I feel the BBC have made a terrible mistake. Clarkson will now be signed up by another network, possibly an American network and start a new motoring show. Hammond and May will join him. The BBC will lose millions.

    They haven't. Once it was established that an assault took place, there was only one way it could go. Some things transcend filthy lucre. I'm amazed such a volume of people don't agree!

    And and American network telly? Good luck working your way around all the commercial restraints. I'm not sure Clarkson's schtick would translate anyway.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,115 ✭✭✭✭Junkyard Tom


    Did anyone else notice that they started putting the prettier younger women at the front of the audience in the TG studio a couple of years ago?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,575 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    Did anyone else notice that they started putting the prettier younger women at the front of the audience in the TG studio a couple of years ago?

    Official procedure when I was there years ago for the filming if an episode.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,115 ✭✭✭✭Junkyard Tom


    Official procedure when I was there years ago for the filming if an episode.

    The three middle aged men are the race-car superstars and the 'lovely girls' are the adoring pit-babes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,049 ✭✭✭✭Sand


    Exactly and had it just been a case of Clarkson straight out lamping Oisin just because he failed to arrange hot food, the crew would have been falling over themselves to report Clarkson before he ever had a chance to. Clarkson also the one who brought the eeny meeny miny moe mumbling to the producers attention, yet there was still that farcically absurd response.

    I think you are completely missing who has all the power.

    Clarkson and Tymon, and indeed all the other crew are not equals. Clarkson was a *huge* asset to the BBC, bringing in hundreds of millions of viewers and more in revenue. Tymon and everyone else on that crew were and are relative nobodies. Interchangeable. Clarkson leaves Top Gear and everyone loses their minds. If Tymon had left, no one would even know he was there in the first place.

    Clarkson would never have engaged in a 20 minute abusive rant, followed up by a physical assault on an equal or his superior. But he did on someone he had power over, because hes a coward and bully and a diva who despite his man's man, common sense, man of the people rubbish lost his marbles over something as minor as steak and chips. Pathetic. Most people would have manned up and just got on with it, but Clarkson was too much of a diva and bully.

    Clarkson had all the power, and Tymon and indeed all his colleagues would know it and would be afraid to report him. They would be the ones who want to keep it quiet and push it under the rug, because they had a lot more to fear than Clarkson did. I mean, this is just what we've heard about - christ knows how many other times Clarkson went off on one at some junior member of the crew and it was all hushed up? I think Clarkson miscalculated by reporting it - if he hadn't, it probably would have got buried. But he did.
    If Clarkson hadn't reported the incident, the whole thing may have just worked itself out given time, but he did report it, and so the hierarchy at the BBC got to do what they were itching to do.

    It wouldn't have worked itself out, Clarkson would have just continued bullying his staff. The BBC weren't itching to sack Clarkson, that's ridiculous. They would have been desperate to find someway or somehow to keep him on because he is money, lots of money. Clarkson gave them absolutely no choice - none. There's absolutely no way whatsoever that Clarkson is allowed by the BBC to bully, berate and assault crew members once it goes public.

    Its frankly beyond belief that anyone thinks its acceptable for someone with Clarkson to abuse their power in the work environment in the way he did. Its 2015, not 1815. Everyone has a right to basic protections from violence in the workplace and to some dignity.

    I get people are disappointed about Top Gear, but its all entirely 100% Clarkson's fault. Blame him.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 557 ✭✭✭Joe Doe


    Joe Doe wrote: »
    notes and comments:
    ...Presenter and broadcaster Dermot O'Leary will no longer host ITV's The X Factor after eight years on the programme.
    - He could be a contender along with Evans (both with BBC contracts) and maybe add that very nice (eye candy) lady from the CH5 used car type show

    Pleasant chap Dermot is now firm favorite to take over as lead, odds as short as x2.5.

    Would like to see that nice lady (Porsche racing driver & used car trader) Rebecca Jackson also, nice. Guy Martin or Evans perhaps but def not Jay Kay or anyone else on the list. Maybe Nige Farage could do the job as may have been separated at birth from Clarkson.

    Guess it's lucky they didn't offer Jez a Sesame Street type branded cake for his tae, that would have went flying and added to the tabloid stories.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,495 ✭✭✭✭Billy86


    Great point.

    You almost swear he was looking for attention, wouldn't you?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭NachoBusiness


    Sand wrote: »
    Clarkson and Tymon, and indeed all the other crew are not equals. Clarkson was a *huge* asset to the BBC, bringing in hundreds of millions of viewers and more in revenue. Tymon and everyone else on that crew were and are relative nobodies. Interchangeable. Clarkson leaves Top Gear and everyone loses their minds. If Tymon had left, no one would even know he was there in the first place.

    Just because someone has power, does not mean they are systemically abusing that power.
    Clarkson would never have engaged in a 20 minute abusive rant, followed up by a physical assault on an equal or his superior. But he did on someone he had power over, because hes a coward and bully and a diva..

    Total and utter rubbish :P

    The guy punched Piers Morgan in the mouth when Morgan was in one of the most powerful positions in the British media. Morgan was also in far better shape than pot belly Clarkson at that time and still is. So there goes your ridiculous coward and bully accusations. As for him being a 'diva'? Ha. The guy has shown over the last 30 years or so that he is anything but a diva for heaven sake. Look at how he took something smacking a pie in his face if you ever need proof of that:



    Divas don't react like this. A diva would be ranting and raving and blaming everyone around him for letting it happen. No doubt they would have their phone out and be demanding the person was arrested for assaulting them... but he didn't do any of that, did he? No, what he did was take it on the chin (quite literally). So, sorry, but you're diva accusation is as nonsensical as your bully and coward ones were.
    ...man of the people rubbish lost his marbles over something as minor as steak and chips. Pathetic. Most people would have manned up and just got on with it, but Clarkson was too much of a diva and bully.

    As I keep saying: Clarkson and the TG crew have been on hundreds of shoots throughout the world, over many years. Arranging meals for the crew is no doubt something they constantly have to struggle with. Yet, folks like yourself, are of the bizarre opinion that Clarkson came in with a few jars on him, was simply informed by Oisin that the hotel couldn't provide a hot meal for him and he them just snaps at this news and decides to lamp Oisin in the mouth. Naive doesn't touch it. Clearly the situation is not remotely as simple as that. I'm not saying Oisin deserved to end up with a swollen lip but be realistic for a second. Lets discuss the incident in a way that is in keeping with reality not this 'Clarkson is an out of control violent bully' bs, as there is nothing to support the notion that the man is in any way whatsoever of that nature, bar that is, the fact that he gave Piers Morgan a slap in the pus once, which even Morgan himself says that he was fully deserving of.
    Clarkson had all the power, and Tymon and indeed all his colleagues would know it and would be afraid to report him. They would be the ones who want to keep it quiet and push it under the rug, because they had a lot more to fear than Clarkson did. I mean, this is just what we've heard about - christ knows how many other times Clarkson went off on one at some junior member of the crew and it was all hushed up? I think Clarkson miscalculated by reporting it - if he hadn't, it probably would have got buried. But he did.

    More bs. You'll be saying he was visiting morgues with Jimmy Savile next.
    It wouldn't have worked itself out, Clarkson would have just continued bullying his staff. The BBC weren't itching to sack Clarkson, that's ridiculous. They would have been desperate to find someway or somehow to keep him on because he is money, lots of money. Clarkson gave them absolutely no choice - none. There's absolutely no way whatsoever that Clarkson is allowed by the BBC to bully, berate and assault crew members once it goes public.

    Nothing ridiculous about it. He was an embarrassment to them. They are all about appeasing the offended nowadays. Hence why Clarkson was on a warning for mumbling a nursery rhyme. Richard Littlejohn extrapolates on why the BBC would want shot of him here and yes, yes, I know, it's Littlejohn and the DM, but sure at least I am backing up my contentions, with something more than wild and unreasonable speculation.
    Its frankly beyond belief that anyone thinks its acceptable for someone with Clarkson to abuse their power in the work environment in the way he did. Its 2015, not 1815. Everyone has a right to basic protections from violence in the workplace and to some dignity.

    Nobody believes that Clarkson should have 'got away' with abusing Oisin in any way whatsoever. I have said he should have been disciplined for his actions but you don't fire someone for a one off scuffle between a producer and a presenter that results in nothing more than one of them nursing a swollen lip, especially when they are working on a high pressured lad's culture type show. That tone is bound to spill over behind the scenes from time to time. It's inevitable.
    I get people are disappointed about Top Gear, but its all entirely 100% Clarkson's fault. Blame him.

    I already that he must take responsibility for his actions, as indeed deserved to be disciplined for his actions. The vast majority of TG fans have said as much on the thread in fact, not sure why your are ignoring that. I also feel however that Oisin must take responsibility for whatever role he playing ine the argument and don't reply and tell me that Clarkson has said that none of what happened is his fault, as that is just Clarkson being Clarkson, nice guy to a fault and no doubt he feels guilty for causing him to end up with a split lip, and getting hassle on social media, but Oisin has to have said and did something which riled Jeremy, there is no doubt about it. Not that it justifies him being lunged at or verbally abused.

    Again, had there been a history of Clarkson having similar confrontations with the crew, fine, I would be the first to endorse his sacking, but there hasn't been and so there is no way he should not still have his job at the BBC. In effect, Clarkson has been sacked for mumbling the eeny meeny miny moe nursery rhyme, as had he not already been on the warning which he ludicrously received for that, he would never have been sacked over this. It's the BBC's every increasing leaning to the left, with a self conscious nervous eye firmly on being as politically correct as they can possibly be, which is what is ultimately at the heart of this absurd sacking... little else.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,553 ✭✭✭Tarzana2


    The three middle aged men are the race-car superstars and the 'lovely girls' are the adoring pit-babes.

    My ovaries just ran away and hid on reading this.

    :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,928 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    The three middle aged men are the race-car superstars and the 'lovely girls' are the adoring pit-babes.

    It's visual. If you're good looking you'll be moved forward. If, like me, you look like a balding, mangey bulldog with nettles on its tongue, that just chewed it's way out of a straight jacket to get there, then youll likely be pushed back :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,885 ✭✭✭Optimalprimerib


    Jezza was the star of the show, the main man, he can do what he wants, it was Tynan's job to have his dinner ready, no wonder he lost the head when he was offered a cheese platter, Tynan was getting very well paid and failed to do his job

    Did you ever see the movie falling down? It involves a man who puts up with **** day after day after day and eventually he cracks.

    Now step into tynans shoes. Having to deal with something as unpredictable and wild as Clarkson, trying to plan and produce a world class product showcasing this mess as the hero and legend that you see on your screen.

    Eventually tymon cracked and did not succumb to his stupid and childish demands. Which he is perfectly right to do. How he didnt deck clarkson is beyond me and judging by clarksons mug, he took plenty of digs in his day.

    The producers and directors are the true heroes of the show. They come up with the plans, ideas and, lets be honest, the script. The 3 boys are the product, in the same line as the cars they drive.

    Clarkson couldnt be more wrong if he tried. I hope he has his millions saved as he will end up in the same retirement home as Richard Keyes and Andy Grey.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 262 ✭✭Bench Press


    Just because someone has power, does not mean they are systemically abusing that power.



    Total and utter rubbish :P

    The guy punched Piers Morgan in the mouth when Morgan was in one of the most powerful positions in the British media. Morgan was also in far better shape than pot belly Clarkson at that time and still is. So there goes your ridiculous coward and bully accusations. As for him being a 'diva'? Ha. The guy has shown over the last 30 years or so that he is anything but a diva for heaven sake. Look at how he took something smacking a pie in his face if you ever need proof of that:



    Divas don't react like this. A diva would be ranting and raving and blaming everyone around him for letting it happen. No doubt they would have their phone out and be demanding the person was arrested for assaulting them... but he didn't do any of that, did he? No, what he did was take it on the chin (quite literally). So, sorry, but you're diva accusation is as nonsensical as your bully and coward ones were.



    As I keep saying: Clarkson and the TG crew have been on hundreds of shoots throughout the world, over many years. Arranging meals for the crew is no doubt something they constantly have to struggle with. Yet, folks like yourself, are of the bizarre opinion that Clarkson came in with a few jars on him, was simply informed by Oisin that the hotel couldn't provide a hot meal for him and he them just snaps at this news and decides to lamp Oisin in the mouth. Naive doesn't touch it. Clearly the situation is not remotely as simple as that. I'm not saying Oisin deserved to end up with a swollen lip but be realistic for a second. Lets discuss the incident in a way that is in keeping with reality not this 'Clarkson is an out of control violent bully' bs, as there is nothing to support the notion that the man is in any way whatsoever of that nature, bar that is, the fact that he gave Piers Morgan a slap in the pus once, which even Morgan himself says that he was fully deserving of.



    More bs. You'll be saying he was visiting morgues with Jimmy Savile next.



    Nothing ridiculous about it. He was an embarrassment to them. They are all about appeasing the offended nowadays. Hence why Clarkson was on a warning for mumbling a nursery rhyme. Richard Littlejohn extrapolates on why the BBC would want shot of him here and yes, yes, I know, it's Littlejohn and the DM, but sure at least I am backing up my contentions, with something more than wild and unreasonable speculation.



    Nobody believes that Clarkson should have 'got away' with abusing Oisin in any way whatsoever. I have said he should have been disciplined for his actions but you don't fire someone for a one off scuffle between a producer and a presenter that results in nothing more than one of them nursing a swollen lip, especially when they are working on a high pressured lad's culture type show. That tone is bound to spill over behind the scenes from time to time. It's inevitable.



    I already that he must take responsibility for his actions, as indeed deserved to be disciplined for his actions. The vast majority of TG fans have said as much on the thread in fact, not sure why your are ignoring that. I also feel however that Oisin must take responsibility for whatever role he playing ine the argument and don't reply and tell me that Clarkson has said that none of what happened is his fault, as that is just Clarkson being Clarkson, nice guy to a fault and no doubt he feels guilty for causing him to end up with a split lip, and getting hassle on social media, but Oisin has to have said and did something which riled Jeremy, there is no doubt about it. Not that it justifies him being lunged at or verbally abused.

    Again, had there been a history of Clarkson having similar confrontations with the crew, fine, I would be the first to endorse his sacking, but there hasn't been and so there is no way he should not still have his job at the BBC. In effect, Clarkson has been sacked for mumbling the eeny meeny miny moe nursery rhyme, as had he not already been on the warning which he ludicrously received for that, he would never have been sacked over this. It's the BBC's every increasing leaning to the left, with a self conscious nervous eye firmly on being as politically correct as they can possibly be, which is what is ultimately at the heart of this absurd sacking... little else.
    That is a fantastic post, the idiots here falling over themselves to condemn Jezza and act all outraged should really digest it


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 262 ✭✭Bench Press


    Did you ever see the movie falling down? It involves a man who puts up with **** day after day after day and eventually he cracks.

    Now step into tynans shoes. Having to deal with something as unpredictable and wild as Clarkson, trying to plan and produce a world class product showcasing this mess as the hero and legend that you see on your screen.

    Eventually tymon cracked and did not succumb to his stupid and childish demands. Which he is perfectly right to do. How he didnt deck clarkson is beyond me and judging by clarksons mug, he took plenty of digs in his day.

    The producers and directors are the true heroes of the show. They come up with the plans, ideas and, lets be honest, the script. The 3 boys are the product, in the same line as the cars they drive.

    Clarkson couldnt be more wrong if he tried. I hope he has his millions saved as he will end up in the same retirement home as Richard Keyes and Andy Grey.
    what a ridiculous comment


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,885 ✭✭✭Optimalprimerib


    what a ridiculous comment

    Hello pot, I'm kettle.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 34,811 CMod ✭✭✭✭CiDeRmAn


    Hello pot, I'm kettle.

    Post of the thread


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    what a ridiculous comment

    Nowhere near as ridiculous to suggest Carlson wasn't in the wrong and it's acceptable to go about fcuking people out of it for 20 mins and hitting them because he turned up hours late and his dinner was cold!!! :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,501 ✭✭✭Madam


    I must admit Bench press makes me smile with his posts - even if I do think he's a tad touched in the head.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,211 ✭✭✭✭El_Duderino 09


    I feel the BBC have made a terrible mistake. Clarkson will now be signed up by another network, possibly an American network and start a new motoring show. Hammond and May will join him. The BBC will lose millions.

    Yeah who ever heard of America TV being bland and middle of the road. Have you ever compared Graham Norton to Conan/Jay Leno? You don't go to America to 'tell it like it is '. You go to America to be rigidly shackled to the script written by the sponsors (that even applies to the news for Christ's sake)


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