Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

eternal · 10-03-2015 03:26PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Are they the same boots yer wan on "The Voice" wears? Hubba hubba.

Our Lexie is nicer than her ffs.

eisenberg1 · 10-03-2015 03:32PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Kathryn Thomas?? Wouldn't mind her legs

Big ass Thomas? No, the other wan on the panel, the Irish one.

eternal · 10-03-2015 03:33PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Big ass Thomas? No, the other wan on the panel, the Irish one.

Una from The Saturdays.

eisenberg1 · 10-03-2015 03:36PM

eternal wrote: »

Una from The Saturdays.

Bingo, thats the one.

Pumpkinseeds · 10-03-2015 03:37PM

Little Hitlers. In real life, like most people, I prefer to get along with as little drama as possible. If people don't bother me I don't bother them. Sometimes, like today, that isn't possible when you encounter some pompous, officious little Hitler who is so used to being cocooned in their own little bubble that they think they can be as ignorant as they like and get away with it. Those people forget that eventually someone who will verbally hand them their ass on a plate will come along, that someone was me today. Yes I did it. No I'm not sorry. Yes I will do it again.:D That's one bitch who'll think twice before treating people badly.:)

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 10-03-2015 03:54PM

jimgoose wrote: »

Woodies DIY are doing half-price Ronseal. You're welcome. And remember: if you haven't an arse in your britches, if your down to last year's half-rotten baling-twine with the Duke of Marlboro baytin' down the door looking for his High Tea, don't panic - just say, "Etiquette your fcukan sister!" and consult Gok-Goose, Fashion Person. :cool:

goose!! You did not just insinuate I was an Oompa Loompa?! :eek: :mad:
I know Jim wouldn't say something like that!

jimgoose · 10-03-2015 03:56PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

goose!! You did not just insinuate I was an Oompa Loompa?! :eek: :mad:
I know Jim wouldn't say something like that!

What I was saying was, Kathryn Thomas is a nice-looking young woman, but if you want legs like hers I suggest eating nothing for six weeks and painting yourself Oompa-Loompa colour!

eisenberg1 · 10-03-2015 03:58PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Are they the same boots yer wan on "The Voice" wears? Hubba hubba.

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Big ass Thomas? No, the other wan on the panel, the Irish one.

eternal wrote: »

Una from The Saturdays.

So anyway, are they same........jeez, a simple question:D

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 10-03-2015 03:59PM

I'll never have legs like her lol, I gained 1.5 lbs this week from eating dinner EVERY night. That's TA actually, the sheer effort of having to prepare meals. There's a lot to be said for bunging something in the microwave for five minutes and being done with it

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 10-03-2015 04:00PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

So anyway, are they same........jeez, a simple question:D

I dunno Eisy, I suspect hers cost much more than mine!

jimgoose · 10-03-2015 04:00PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I'll never have legs like her lol, I gained 1.5 lbs this week from eating dinner EVERY night. That's TA actually, the sheer effort of having to prepare meals. There's a lot to be said for bunging something in the microwave for five minutes and being done with it

Lexie, if you don't mind my saying your legs are very shapely and healthy-looking. I can't fathom what you'd want with a pair like something from the Christmas leftovers, only a worse colour! :pac:

eternal · 10-03-2015 04:01PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I'll never have legs like her lol, I gained 1.5 lbs this week from eating dinner EVERY night. That's TA actually, the sheer effort of having to prepare meals. There's a lot to be said for bunging something in the microwave for five minutes and being done with it

Those famous people have personal trainers and the whole lot, you have to eat dinner every day or you will be starving your body of nutrients.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 10-03-2015 04:02PM

eternal wrote: »

Those famous people have personal trainers and the whole lot, you have to eat dinner every day or you will be starving your body of nutrients.

I actually couldnt be bothered. I like food too much. And it's not by choice I wasn't eating dinner, I don't get home til after 9 so by then the last thing I want to do is start cooking

Maximus Alexander · 10-03-2015 04:06PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I actually couldnt be bothered. I like food too much. And it's not by choice I wasn't eating dinner, I don't get home til after 9 so by then the last thing I want to do is start cooking

This is why I have Apache on speed dial.

eisenberg1 · 10-03-2015 04:08PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I dunno Eisy, I suspect hers cost much more than mine!

Ok, they probably don't come in a ten anyway

But they are nice.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 10-03-2015 04:10PM

They're beautiful. Id wear them to bed if I could. Lmii didn't like them with the dresses, said to wear shoes instead, but I really want the boots!

10-03-2015 04:26PM

Mod

Lads, this thread is currently nothing but a chat thread. We've already had to lock a few of those of late and if ye continue on the way ye are going with this, it will be locked too.

Chat threads are not welcome in AH, there has been a lot of feedback on this over the years and it's not going to change any time soon.

So if you want this thread left open, please revert back to its original purpose stat.

Rosie Rant · 10-03-2015 04:37PM

My jeans keep making farty noises as I walk!

jimgoose · 10-03-2015 04:37PM

Some people have an alarmingly tenuous grasp of basic arithmetic. For example the case of a person I met today who had a lucky fiver on a nag at 9/2. "Not too shabby, a cool €22.50!". "Err, €27.50, sure me fiver back, like." "You mean the fiver you had the whole time, before you gave it to the bookie??" Grrrr... :mad:

Quazzie · 10-03-2015 04:41PM

jimgoose wrote: »

Some people have an alarmingly tenuous grasp of basic arithmetic. For example the case of a person I met today who had a lucky fiver on a nag at 9/2. "Not too shabby, a cool €22.50!". "Err, €27.50, sure me fiver back, like." "You mean the fiver you had the whole time, before you gave it to the bookie??" Grrrr... :mad:

Yea but as soon as you hand it to the bookie it's dead money.

jimgoose · 10-03-2015 04:45PM

Quazzie wrote: »

Yea but as soon as you hand it to the bookie it's dead money.

This is exactly what I'm talking about, and partly why you seldom see people who spend a lot of time in bookmakers' premises prosper financially. In the case where a bet is won (by the punter, not as is usually the case by the House) the fiver is in fact the cost of goods sold, as 'twere.

veryangryman · 10-03-2015 04:48PM

Quazzie wrote: »

Yea but as soon as you hand it to the bookie it's dead money.

Dead? Really? This is real life where things don't come back to life. The money can come back you know, believe me.

Quazzie · 10-03-2015 05:01PM

veryangryman wrote: »

Dead? Really? This is real life where things don't come back to life. The money can come back you know, believe me.

But if you hand over €5 to a bookies your new zero reference is -5 so it's dead money in that if you get it back it's all profit.

jimgoose · 10-03-2015 05:03PM

Quazzie wrote: »

But if you hand over €5 to a bookies your new zero reference is -5 so it's dead money in that if you get it back it's all profit.

Your zero reference is €-5 unless and until you win the wager, in which case the profit is what the bookie pays you minus your initial outlay. Why do people think like this??

Quazzie · 10-03-2015 05:08PM

jimgoose wrote: »

Your zero reference is €-5 unless and until you win the wager, in which case the profit is what the bookie pays you minus your initial outlay. Why do people think like this??

Because it's the only sane way to handle gambling. Otherwise you are constantly going into the red, with little hope of coming out of it.

Never bet more than you can afford to walk away without.

jimgoose · 10-03-2015 05:09PM

Quazzie wrote: »

Because it's the only sane way to handle gambling. Otherwise you are constantly going into the red, with little hope of coming out of it.

Never bet more than you can afford to walk away without.

There is no sane way to handle gambling, therefore one must find an insane way to do so. Ah. That's better, that makes sense. :pac:

eternal · 10-03-2015 05:14PM

I'm upset that my fatigue is stopping me from going to events and that people may not understand this.

jimgoose · 10-03-2015 05:22PM

There was some wretched bloody woman on the wireless before lunch there as a Technology Expert, saints preserve us. She was saying how computers get slower and more crocked the more you install software on them, so everyone should get about themselves and install their iTuneses on the Cloud. I fcuked out Windows years ago in favour of operating systems that work, upon which you can actually do mad things like install applications and store data without the stupid, bug-ridden, badly-designed piece of excrement duck-walking all over its filesystems or the kernel getting so befuddled by all this data that it just goes of to Muppetland. Why oh why do people put up with this in this day-and-age?? :mad:

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 10-03-2015 05:24PM

Trying to book flights, trying to take into consideration layovers, direct flights, all different prices everywhere I look. When airlines have no option to change the currency from dollars to euro. Life would be much more straightforward if companies were consistent. My heads that wrecked I'm not even bothered to book it now

eisenberg1 · 10-03-2015 05:33PM

This morning, I forgot something and had to return home to get it. As I am pulling up outside my house, there is a woman with a dog on a leash, taking a sh1t (the dog, not the woman) on the grass immediately in front of my house. She knew she had been rumbled and made a pretence and picking it up, and went o go on her merry way.

"Do you intend to leave that there?" I asked
"It's diarrhea" sez she (I am not a vet, but it was not diarrhea - it looked like a Lion bar)
"Ok, but do you intend to leave it there?
"IT'S DIARRHEA"
"Would you like a bag to put it in?"
She looks at me as if I mad and ask "Is there something wrong with you, have you nothing better to do with your time" and strides off.

Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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