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Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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  • #7922
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Roosterreid wrote: »
    Farting in the office lift as the doors close, only for the hot secretary to catch it and stand in beside you! :0O

    Everyone knows never to unleash an eggy one in a lift :rolleyes:


  • #7923
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    I don't know why I expect to be taken seriously. My puppy comes to the toilet with me. Id like to pee without an audience so I shout "OUT" at him using my angry voice. What does he do? He looks at me, then lays down at my feet and starts licking his balls. That's what he thinks of me and my requests.


  • #7924
    KatW4
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,495 ✭✭✭KatW4


    bonzodog2 wrote: »
    Name her in honour of this thread. Tittykitty! :D

    That would make an interesting story if people asked :D


  • #7925
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    Kay what colour is the kitten ?


  • #7926
    KatW4
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,495 ✭✭✭KatW4


    One eyed Jack wrote: »
    "KatW4 and a half"?

    Nah. that's a bit too long...


    TA realising that I'll be awake all night now thinking up names for a kitten... jaysis :(

    Sorry :( I feel TA'd that I'll keep you awake :(


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  • #7927
    KatW4
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,495 ✭✭✭KatW4


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    Kay what colour is the kitten ?

    She's black and silver! The most playful little thing ever, full of energy and boldness. She's also so clever, she knows how to break into our bedroom!!


  • #7928
    McChubbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,080 ✭✭✭McChubbin


    We were never allowed to have male animals in the house because according to t'mammy, "Tom cats spray everywhere/female cats are naturally more affectionate/ Male animals (dogs or cats) hump everything in sight!"
    *sigh* One of these purring away by my side as I sleep would be lovely. Look at his gorgeous green eyes! And the fluff! *makes sound like a deflating balloon*


  • #7929
    Señor Fancy Pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,628 ✭✭✭Señor Fancy Pants


    I had a pack of beef jerky this morning. Not very annoying until I realised I had eaten that little sachet thing too.

    Am I going to die now??!


  • #7930
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    KatW4 wrote: »
    She's black and silver! The most playful little thing ever, full of energy and boldness. She's also so clever, she knows how to break into our bedroom!!

    Go for a name with an E sound at the end, for some reason cats seem to respond better to those names. 3 of our 4 have names with an E sound. :)


  • #7931
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    efb wrote: »
    15 years since Maniac was no1
    I was 20...

    15 years..... I remember when that song was cool :( I was 16 :(
    wolfmoon87 wrote: »
    Why do you shorten One Eyed Jack to ONJ? Should it not be OEJ? Always confuses me :o

    This always TA me but I thought it was mean to say. It's kind of like a mix of ONW and OEJ :P
    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Went to Mac because it's payday. Had about 100 to blow on lipsticks and lipliner. They're sold out of practically everything because they're waiting on a new collection. I got one thing. I am so disappointed

    Stop. Buying.Stuff.
    One eyed Jack wrote: »
    It's a bit of a mouthful alright... my username :p

    :D


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  • #7932
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Every time I have to take public transport I feel like I die a little more inside



    THE TRAIN IS NOT AN ACCEPTABLE PLACE TO HAVE A LOUD LONG CONVERSATION SHUT UP TA FUGG


  • #7933
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Every time I have to take public transport I feel like I die a little more inside



    THE TRAIN IS NOT AN ACCEPTABLE PLACE TO HAVE A LOUD LONG CONVERSATION SHUT UP TA FUGG

    Ear/headphones ;)


  • #7934
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Decided to pull a book off the shelf to read on the LUAS. Exams coming up, didn't want anything too taxing so I grabbed a compilation of short stories so that maxium committment time would be around 15 minutes each. Picked a random one in the middle of the book and started readong. It was good, but I had a sense that I was missing something. The story seemed a little....disjointed or something and I felt like I was being thrown in the deep end a little...no introduction, no setting, just...bang. No real ending either, it just kind of tapered off unspectacularly...

    ...Then I realised that I had in fact, not picked a compilation of short stories, but a novel, and had just read a random chapter in the middle. Now I don't know if I should start from the beginning or keep going... A sort of self-induced spoiler, you might say. TA'd :(


  • #7935
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    kfallon wrote: »
    Ear/headphones ;)

    That's a plan.


    - people who have posh phone voices


  • #7936
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    You have heard of Writers block?
    I have Complainers block. I feel compelled to complain, but cant think of anything to complain about.


  • #7937
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Trigger Happy wrote: »
    You have heard of Writers block?
    I have Complainers block. I feel compelled to complain, but cant think of anything to complain about.


    That you don't live closer to me?


  • #7938
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    That you don't live closer to me?

    No, am very happy with where I live! :)


  • #7939
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    Wolfman I'm a silly billy and can't type I meant to type ONJ :o

    GOOOOOOD MOOOOOORNING TITTIES !


  • #7940
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    TA I feel sick today :( I didn't want to get up


  • #7941
    Frigga_92
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Frigga_92


    I'm so drowsy from my painkillers and lack of sleep at night but I can't fall asleep because I'm waiting on the guy from Eircom to ring about coming out to fix our internet :mad:


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  • #7942
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Me(via text) "what time do you expect to be here?"

    It: "I am on the way now"

    in my head "That is not what I asked, you gobsh1te!!"


  • #7943
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Truffle Pig wrote: »
    I had a pack of beef jerky this morning. Not very annoying until I realised I had eaten that little sachet thing too.

    Am I going to die now??!
    Probably.

    Can I have your stuff?


  • #7944
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    Probably.

    Can I have your stuff?

    How about we split it. I will have the Truffles, you have the Pig.


  • #7945
    Rosie Rant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,071 ✭✭✭Rosie Rant


    Trigger Happy wrote: »
    You have heard of Writers block?
    I have Complainers block. I feel compelled to complain, but cant think of anything to complain about.

    Set up another thread. Call it the TTTAY Waiting Room. It could be a place where people who have nothing to complain about (but don't want to skip merrily over to the happy thread) can go to discuss random crap while they're waiting for annoying stuff to happen!

    TA : Was kept awake by cats doing it out on the street last night. The noises were awful! The first time I heard it, I was scared sh*tless. I had no idea what it was. I can hear a tom cat right now, calling loudly for his date from last night!


  • #7946
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Trigger Happy wrote: »
    How about we split it. I will have the Truffles, you have the Pig.

    No I'm not for sharing. All or nothing.


  • #7947
    bonzodog2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,316 ✭✭✭bonzodog2


    Take the pig, he will find more truffles for you!


  • #7948
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Rosie Rant wrote: »
    Set up another thread. Call it the TTTAY Waiting Room. It could be a place where people who have nothing to complain about (but don't want to skip merrily over to the happy thread) can go to discuss random crap while they're waiting for annoying stuff to happen!


    Sorry guys but chat threads are not allowed in AH and will be locked up. I know you may not have been serious Rosie but just in case anyone though it sounded like a good idea.


  • #7949
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    Can me and Lexie have the pig as a pal for Vivenne ?


  • #7950
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    Can me and Lexie have the pig as a pal for Vivenne ?


    I'm all over that. Vivienne bites


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  • #7951
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,201 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    I'm all over that. Vivienne bites

    Well I'd bite someone if someone gave me a girl's name! :pac:


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