Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

OldNotWIse

Deleted User wrote: »

try walloping yourself in the gee with a 32kg kettlebell!

Or don't. Maybe.

I wouldn't mind a good wallop in the gee now!

eternal

Fat Christy wrote: »

I'm not skinny either. I'm 86kg/height 5'9, so I'm heavy but I wouldn't call myself fat tbf.

Look we are all awesome and working up a Kettle Bell sweat, what's not to love?

Kevin McCloud

Deleted User wrote: »

I dropped a bar with 50kg on it the other night and it bounced back and smashed my shin.

Fcuking OUCH.

Did you damage the floor?

Trigger Happy

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Lads, all these gym related accidents. Does this not tell you that you are best off sitting on the couch wiht tub of Ben and Jerry's and a spoon?

That's pretty much exactly what it tells us tbh.

My body is pretty much black and blue, my shoulders from front squats, my neck from back squats, my shin from dropping weights, and my legs from the physical terrorist.

Kevin McCloud wrote: »

Did you damage the floor?

Not this time.

I'll try harder next time.

OldNotWIse

Prince William promoting the practice of keeping elephants captive, miserable, beaten into submission and shackled when not performing for tourists.... Oh sorry, did someone say trivial? :eek:

http://news.sky.com/story/1438224/embarrassment-for-prince-at-elephant-sanctuary

Royal W*nker

eternal

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Prince William promoting the practice of keeping elephants captive, miserable, beaten into submission and shackled when not performing for tourists.... Oh sorry, did someone say trivial? :eek:

http://news.sky.com/story/1438224/embarrassment-for-prince-at-elephant-sanctuary


Royal W*nker

He needs his hair did. Poor elephants

eisenberg1

eisenberg1 wrote: »

I am not well up up on elephants trunks, but I can tell you (as far as men are concerned) Life is like a penis...simple, relaxed and hanging free.

It's women that make it hard.

Kevin McCloud wrote: »

Not if you have a front-oriented bollock.

I have no clue as to what that is:D

Is it like a yak, or a water buffalo?:D

Menas

Deleted User wrote: »

That's pretty much exactly what it tells us tbh.

My body is pretty much black and blue, my shoulders from front squats, my neck from back squats, my shin from dropping weights, and my legs from the physical terrorist.

You need some lessons on Lazy. I have the patent.

eisenberg1

OldNotWIse wrote: »

I wouldn't mind a good wallop in the gee now!

where is an aul gee-walloper when you need one:D

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Trigger Happy wrote: »

You need some lessons on Lazy. I have the patent.

No you don't. I go through the drive thru for fanta sometimes

Colser

eisenberg1 wrote: »

where is an aul gee-walloper when you need one:D

Mind reader

Menas

LexieOnRale wrote: »

No you don't. I go through the drive thru for fanta sometimes

Thats nothing. I get someone else to drive to the drive thru to get my Fanta.

Dog of Tears

eisenberg1 wrote: »

where is an aul gee-walloper when you need one:D

Apologies - I was delayed in traffic

yeppydeppy

OldNotWIse wrote: »

I wouldn't mind a good wallop in the gee now!

PM me, I'm single and available to help you out there!

TA: Rhianna's new song 4 5 seconds - the lyrics are annoying and it's an earworm, I can't get it out! Time for some Penguin cafe orchestra or Bach.

eisenberg1

Fat Christy wrote: »

No, that's not heavy, not heavy atal.

Your welcome. I'm not even fat.

I bet you are not even Christy:D

Fat Christy

eisenberg1 wrote: »

I bet you are not even Christy:D

No that bit IS true. HAHA.

redhat1

as savant of poverty, and while it is no trivial thing, I am frequently irritated by the wholesale exploitation of the working family by parasitic capitalism and its imperialist associates.

OldNotWIse

Dog of Tears wrote: »

Apologies - I was delayed in traffic

Traffic? pffffft. You were off walloping gooters elsewhere weren't you. :pac:

eisenberg1

redhat1 wrote: »

as savant of poverty, and while it is no trivial thing, I am frequently irritated by the wholesale exploitation of the working family by parasitic capitalism and its imperialist associates.

Thats easy for you to say:D

eternal

You know it's bad when Brax in Home and Away is going grey. I remember when he was causing havoc on the beach having one tinny and carrying a surf board while all the locals made a furore about his behaviour.

eisenberg1

eternal wrote: »

You know it's bad when Brax in Home and Away is going grey. I remember when he was causing havoc on the beach having one tinny and carrying a surf board while all the locals made a furore about his behaviour.

Thats nothing, I remember Miley throwing the leg over Fidelma in the haybarn:D

MsBubbles

E did ya hear Ray D'arcy on Monday ?

jimgoose

redhat1 wrote: »

as savant of poverty, and while it is no trivial thing, I am frequently irritated by the wholesale exploitation of the working family by parasitic capitalism and its imperialist associates.

I think I speak for everyone when I say that all Imperialist Running-Dog Capitalist Lackeys should be walloped resoundingly in the gee, or whatever it is that they have.

Fat Christy

What have I started? Everyone seems to be walloping the gees off themselves or looking for a gee walloping. :eek:

eisenberg1

MsBubbles wrote: »

E did ya hear Ray D'arcy on Monday ?

Thank christ I am in a position where I do not have to listen to that insufferable, pontificating, up on his high horse, jogging, porridge eatin little ****ehawk..............

Anyway, what was he saying?:D

Menas

Fat Christy wrote: »

What have I started? Everyone seems to be walloping the gees off themselves or looking for a gee walloping. :eek:

I would not worry about it.
Does not take much to get the TA posters talking about genitalia.

MsBubbles

E he had Fidelma on his show

Va Jay Jay !!! Gooter. Fanjita

eisenberg1

MsBubbles wrote: »

Va Jay Jay !!! Gooter. Fanjita

Thats sounds like a Mexican "Three Degrees" tribute act.

MsBubbles

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Thats sounds like a Mexican "Three Degrees" tribute act.

Collectively known as The Hoo Haa Sisters

Maximus Alexander

Fat Christy wrote: »

What have I started? Everyone seems to be walloping the gees off themselves or looking for a gee walloping. :eek:

I don't think that started with you to be honest. I suspect it started when the first ape decided he was going to stand up straight and use a rock to bash open a coconut.