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Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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  • #7892
    Maximus Alexander
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    I'm a victim! We all are :(

    If you want to know what being a man's like; it's what you're going through right now - except the whole time.


  • #7893
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    Toilet talk... thats all ye are good at...toilet talk.


  • #7894
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    Allright Trig ? how's yer liathroidi ?


  • #7895
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    Allright Trig ? how's yer liathroidi ?

    I know what you are trying to do....:(


  • #7896
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    Trig huh ?


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  • #7897
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Trigger Happy wrote: »
    Toilet talk... thats all ye are good at...toilet talk.

    And its the holy season of Lent, they should be dragged to the parish priest and get their mouths washed out with carbolic soap:D


  • #7898
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    Trig huh ?

    Aren't you trying to get me to engage in toilet talk?!


  • #7899
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    I never get pms/broody, I can never tell when I'm ovulating either. This means either a) I'm not hormonal or b) I'm a crazy bitch all the time. I'm not too sure


  • #7900
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    I never get pms/broody, I can never tell when I'm ovulating either. This means either a) I'm not hormonal or b) I'm a crazy bitch all the time. I'm not too sure

    I have a fair idea which one!


  • #7901
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    15 years since Maniac was no1
    I was 20...


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  • #7902
    castletownman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,168 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    The fact that my Wexford accent both sticks out like a sore thumb and is indecipherable when in another county (south county Dublin in particular). Was passing time in Dundrum Town Centre earlier and when it dawned on me I could do with stockpiling some training gear if they were in stock I popped into the nearest sports goods shop. After not finding what I was looking for on the shelves the look of utter befuddlement and quite frankly unease on the face of the attractive young one behind the counter when I asked "do ye stock any ballbags by any chance?" After a couple more attempts at the same question, rephrased it to "a net for carrying balls in". Made me look like a feckin' culchie up for the afternoon.

    I mean what did she think I meant, the durt burd?


  • #7903
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Trigger Happy wrote: »
    I have a fair idea which one!

    Triggy you need to lay off the haterade ;)


  • #7904
    One eyed Jack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,524 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    efb wrote: »
    15 years since Maniac was no1
    I was 20...


    Ahh jaysus efb, where's that 'songs I never want to hear again' thread? :D


  • #7905
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    ONJ M AN I A C come with me to the place to me ;)


  • #7906
    wolfmoon87
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,642 ✭✭✭✭wolfmoon87


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    ONJ M AN I A C come with me to the place to me ;)

    Why do you shorten One Eyed Jack to ONJ? Should it not be OEJ? Always confuses me :o


  • #7907
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Went to Mac because it's payday. Had about 100 to blow on lipsticks and lipliner. They're sold out of practically everything because they're waiting on a new collection. I got one thing. I am so disappointed


  • #7908
    One eyed Jack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,524 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    wolfmoon87 wrote: »
    Why do you shorten One Eyed Jack to ONJ? Should it not be OEJ? Always confuses me :o


    It's a bit of a mouthful alright... my username :p


  • #7909
    Rosie Rant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,071 ✭✭✭Rosie Rant


    My eyelashes keep falling out. 3 or 4 come out at a time? What's up with that?! I hate the tickly eyeball feeling when they come out.

    Our new neighbours moved in. I'm scared to introduce myself so they'll think I'm a c*nt. I didn't realise how bad the sound-proofing was till they moved in. We can hear them moving around so they'll hear everything we do. Poor them :p .


  • #7910
    CrowdedHouse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,978 ✭✭✭CrowdedHouse


    I got so TA'ed looking for a CD I want to rip for the car I almost bought a download

    Seven Worlds will Collide



  • #7911
    bonzodog2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,316 ✭✭✭bonzodog2


    CrowdedHouse wrote: »
    I got so TA'ed looking for a CD I want to rip for the car I almost bought a download

    Download a new car!


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  • #7912
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    I'm really pissed off with the girl who's usually on reception. Girl knows my train leaves at X o clock. I HAVE to get that train because it's the last one to my station. If I am not on that train, I have to get train to another station 35 minutes drive away, so I have to get picked up and I don't get home until after 11pm.

    I have explained this - SO MANY TIMES - my last appointment needs to finish 25 minutes before we are due to leave because I have to allow for a) someone being late, b) running over on time and c) I have to cash up.

    So, this evening I have a quick look through my column for tomorrow. I notice, thirty minutes before close, she has booked in a 40 minute treatment with me. I ask her about this "the lady couldn't come any earlier, she might be a few minutes late". You're ****ing kidding me. I won't get home until 11pm tomorrow evening because people are ****ing morons.

    It's no wonder people are telling me I look washed out and tired.


  • #7913
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    Rearrange the appointment and tell her to cop herself on.


  • #7914
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    wolfmoon87 wrote: »
    Why do you shorten One Eyed Jack to ONJ? Should it not be OEJ? Always confuses me :o

    Wolfman I'm a silly billy and can't type I meant to type ONJ :o


  • #7915
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    I'm really pissed off with the girl who's usually on reception. Girl knows my train leaves at X o clock. I HAVE to get that train because it's the last one to my station. If I am not on that train, I have to get train to another station 35 minutes drive away, so I have to get picked up and I don't get home until after 11pm.

    I have explained this - SO MANY TIMES - my last appointment needs to finish 25 minutes before we are due to leave because I have to allow for a) someone being late, b) running over on time and c) I have to cash up.

    So, this evening I have a quick look through my column for tomorrow. I notice, thirty minutes before close, she has booked in a 40 minute treatment with me. I ask her about this "the lady couldn't come any earlier, she might be a few minutes late". You're ****ing kidding me. I won't get home until 11pm tomorrow evening because people are ****ing morons.

    It's no wonder people are telling me I look washed out and tired.

    Tell her to phone the woman and reschedule the appointment. If she can't do her job properly she needs to be replaced.


  • #7916
    Kevin McCloud
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,797 ✭✭✭Kevin McCloud


    Constantly filling the jeep with diesel, its a thirsty lady.


  • #7917
    KatW4
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,495 ✭✭✭KatW4


    I can't name my kitten and I've had her for 4 days! Everything thing I choose gets annoying after a few hours!


  • #7918
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    eternal wrote: »
    Rearrange the appointment and tell her to cop herself on.


    It's not the clients fault, I won't mess her around and tomorrow I'll be calmer and it won't seem so bad, I'm just snappin tonight


  • #7919
    bonzodog2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,316 ✭✭✭bonzodog2


    KatW4 wrote: »
    I can't name my kitten and I've had her for 4 days! Everything thing I choose gets annoying after a few hours!

    Name her in honour of this thread. Tittykitty! :D


  • #7920
    One eyed Jack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,524 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    KatW4 wrote: »
    I can't name my kitten and I've had her for 4 days! Everything thing I choose gets annoying after a few hours!


    "KatW4 and a half"?

    Nah. that's a bit too long...


    TA realising that I'll be awake all night now thinking up names for a kitten... jaysis :(


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  • #7921
    Roosterreid
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 138 ✭✭Roosterreid


    Farting in the office lift as the doors close, only for the hot secretary to catch it and stand in beside you! :0O


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