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Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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  • #7802
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Saliva ferning pattern? :mad:


  • #7803
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Colser wrote: »
    :D:D:DThat might appeal to ze russian..

    Someone needs to give that girl her own show, she is hilarious.
    She text me sunday to tell me she was watching 50 shades. She was horrified that there wasn't more sex, so tells me she was drinking to numb it haha, so I said plenty of wine, and shes like oh naw naw naw wine not strong enough, she was on the brandy.

    So yesterday she tells me all about it, how it was such bull****, and how she likes her porn with less talking. She really didn't like the girl at all, "and she all want to touch him, he did not want her to. Why she keep asking? He said no. What's wrong with you woman? Touch yourself".

    I get a cramp in my face at least once a day from laughing at her


  • #7804
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    That poor family getting turfed out of their little house in Killiney,
    god love them, they will be homeless.


  • #7805
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    E what annoys me about this situation is if that were an average family they would have been booted out of their home months ago. It seems to me the more you owe the more you get away with


  • #7806
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,201 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    That poor family getting turfed out of their little house in Killiney,
    god love them, they will be homeless.
    Yes, I've been watching that. I have to admit it is rather entertaining watching The Quality telling the likes of BoI to take a running fcuk off Howth Head. It also amuses me no end seeing the faithful sons-of-toil from the New Land-League giving it the full Joe Duffy outside this magnificent, and locked, gated residence. I'm sure Mr. and Mrs. Former-Bazillionaire Lawyer are deeply touched. :pac::pac::pac:
    MsBubbles wrote: »
    E what annoys me about this situation is if that were an average family they would have been booted out of their home months ago. It seems to me the more you owe the more you get away with

    You know what they say: Owe the bank €100,000, it's your problem. Owe them €100,000,000 and it's their problem! :D


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  • #7807
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,201 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Saliva ferning pattern? :mad:

    Hmm. This hormone business is worse than usual this time - you appear to be exclaiming sequences of random words! :pac:


  • #7808
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Hmm. This hormone business is worse than usual this time - you appear to be exclaiming sequences of random words! :pac:


    What if it keeps getting worse every month until I am literally eating men for breakfast, lunch and dinner? :eek: Stephen Spielberg would have a ball with this kind of material. "The Fertility Monster - Dawn of the Gooters" :pac:


  • #7809
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Saliva ferning pattern? :mad:
    jimgoose wrote: »
    Hmm. This hormone business is worse than usual this time - you appear to be exclaiming sequences of random words! :pac:

    I thought you were talking a about a member of the English aristocracy.

    Saliva Ferning-Pattern, has a "pile" in Suffolk, summers in St Tropez, and she rides in Essex.


  • #7810
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    When you go to your local shop and you can never find anything because they keep on changing the layout. It's like the bloodly magic roundabout.


  • #7811
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    ONW I don't think the men would complain ;)


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  • #7812
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,201 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    What if it keeps getting worse every month until I am literally eating men for breakfast, lunch and dinner? :eek: Stephen Spielberg would have a ball with this kind of material. "The Fertility Monster - Dawn of the Gooters" :pac:

    Oh brilliant. Now I have this mental image of that scene from Aliens where the automated guns run out of ammunition and the swarm overruns the defences, but now instead of aliens it's fannies! :pac:


  • #7813
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    I thought you were talking a about a member of the English aristocracy.

    Saliva Ferning-Pattern, has a "pile" in Suffolk, summers in St Tropez, and she rides in Essex.

    fnar fnar


  • #7814
    Kevin McCloud
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,797 ✭✭✭Kevin McCloud


    Hitting dumbells off my manhood in the gym, it hangs very far forward in an elephant's trunk kind of arc.


  • #7815
    Colser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Kevin McCloud wrote: »
    Hitting dumbells off my manhood in the gym, it hangs very far forward in an elephant's trunk kind of arc.
    Plenty of elephant trunk experts on here..help should be on the way shortly...paging eisenberg:D


  • #7816
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    My neighbours on the second floor of our building who take the lift DOWN. This effectively adds up to two minutes to their journey out of the building as the lift is slow to react. These are young fit able bodied people, no crutches, no pram, no heavy bags. This is not a tall building, the walk down the two flights of stairs would take at most 15 seconds.


  • #7817
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    TA at myself I was in Power City on Sunday and I was intrigued by a rechargable hoover FML


  • #7818
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Kevin McCloud wrote: »
    Hitting dumbells off my manhood in the gym, it hangs very far forward in an elephant's trunk kind of arc.

    Creamed myself doing kettlebell swings before. That'll learn me to use heavier weights.


  • #7819
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    Creamed myself doing kettlebell swings before. That'll learn me to use heavier weights.

    Kettle Bells are tiny things?!


  • #7820
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    eternal wrote: »
    Kettle Bells are tiny things?!

    Kettlebell swings......I was doing kettlebell swings...think about it. I walloped myself in the gee.


    And no, kettlebells can be larger than dumbells depending on the weight.


  • #7821
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    Kettlebell swings......I was doing kettlebell swings...think about it. I walloped myself in the gee.


    And no, kettlebells can be larger than dumbells depending on the weight.

    Line of the day right there :D


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  • #7822
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    Kettlebell swings......I was doing kettlebell swings...think about it. I walloped myself in the gee.


    And no, kettlebells can be larger than dumbells depending on the weight.

    I only have the 2.5 kg so I suppose that's not heavy. I never knew what sex you were either so thanks for clearing that up.


  • #7823
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    eternal wrote: »
    I only have the 2.5 kg so I suppose that's not heavy. I never knew what sex you were either so thanks for clearing that up.

    try walloping yourself in the gee with a 32kg kettlebell!

    Or don't. Maybe.


  • #7824
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Colser wrote: »
    Plenty of elephant trunk experts on here..help should be on the way shortly...paging eisenberg:D

    I am not well up up on elephants trunks, but I can tell you (as far as men are concerned) Life is like a penis...simple, relaxed and hanging free.

    It's women that make it hard.


  • #7825
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    eternal wrote: »
    I only have the 2.5 kg so I suppose that's not heavy. I never knew what sex you were either so thanks for clearing that up.

    No, that's not heavy, not heavy atal.

    Your welcome. I'm not even fat.


  • #7826
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,787 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    Alll this talk of gooters and gees is making the ads on Boards point to feminine hygiene products. Ultra absorbent fanny pads and the like. :pac:


  • #7827
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    No, that's not heavy, not heavy atal.

    Your welcome. I'm not even fat.

    They were out of the heavier ones. I could do with toning up, that's why I use them. Ok so you're skinny and female, I'll refrain from future flirtation so.


  • #7828
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I dropped a bar with 50kg on it the other night and it bounced back and smashed my shin.

    Fcuking OUCH.


  • #7829
    Kevin McCloud
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,797 ✭✭✭Kevin McCloud


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    I am not well up up on elephants trunks, but I can tell you (as far as men are concerned) Life is like a penis...simple, relaxed and hanging free.

    It's women that make it hard.

    Not if you have a front-oriented bollock.


  • #7830
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    eternal wrote: »
    They were out of the heavier ones. I could do with toning up, that's why I use them. Ok so you're skinny and female, I'll refrain from future flirtation so.

    I'm not skinny either. I'm 86kg/height 5'9, so I'm heavy but I wouldn't call myself fat tbf.


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  • #7831
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    Lads, all these gym related accidents. Does this not tell you that you are best off sitting on the couch wiht tub of Ben and Jerry's and a spoon?


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