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  • #9332
    Saralee4
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,077 ✭✭✭Saralee4


    Lisha wrote: »
    4months....

    In fairness it's been the best 4 months of his life :-p


  • #9333
    Taylor365
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,947 ✭✭✭Taylor365


    Saralee4 wrote: »
    In fairness it's been the best 4 months of his life :-p
    Sounds like the 1st month was the best...


  • #9334
    Miall108
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 433 ✭✭Miall108


    Goin rippin d beer ou it 2ni. Boom!!!


  • #9335
    coolhull
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Miall108 wrote: »
    Goin rippin d beer ou it 2ni. Boom!!!

    Boom, indeed.....


  • #9336
    PandaPoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,977 ✭✭✭PandaPoo


    Lisha wrote: »
    4months....

    They're 18, and always cringy like this. I feel like telling them they look like spas but that won't end well for me.


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  • #9337
    fussyonion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,821 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    "Stop sendin me Candy Crush requests people I have not got the time or the patence!"
    This girl goes on to splash her whole FB wall with Farmville posts.


  • #9338
    XxMCRxBabyxX
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 7,441 Mod ✭✭✭✭XxMCRxBabyxX


    fussyonion wrote: »
    "Stop sendin me Candy Crush requests people I have not got the time or the patence!"
    This girl goes on to splash her whole FB wall with Farmville posts.

    I didn't think Farmville still existed?!


  • #9339
    fussyonion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,821 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »
    I didn't think Farmville still existed?!

    Unfortunately it does and what irritates the hell out of me is this girl plays it constantly..she posts things from it all the time and is always inviting me to play.
    I've now hidden the blasted game from my timeline.


  • #9340
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »
    I didn't think Farmville still existed?!

    That post is clearly from near the beginning of this thread and has been served up in error by the hamsters as we're getting close to the 10k post limit for the thread.


  • #9341
    GAAman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,370 ✭✭✭GAAman


    PandaPoo wrote: »
    They're 18, and always cringy like this. I feel like telling them they look like spas but that won't end well for me.

    Don't worry, it won't end well for them either!


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  • #9342
    Digital Solitude
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭Digital Solitude


    PandaPoo wrote: »
    They're 18, and always cringy like this. I feel like telling them they look like spas but that won't end well for me.

    Make sure to reply to the shotgun wedding event on Facebook! Or kick up a fuss if you're not invited


  • #9343
    the_monkey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,556 ✭✭✭the_monkey


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    If that isn't enough to turn a Youth Defence supporter pro-choice, I don't know what is.


    Post of the year :D:D:D:D !!!


  • #9344
    PandaPoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,977 ✭✭✭PandaPoo


    Digital Solitude wrote: »
    Make sure to reply to the shotgun wedding event on Facebook! Or kick up a fuss if you're not invited

    Oh I'll be invited.. He's my brother :o


  • #9345
    XxMCRxBabyxX
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 7,441 Mod ✭✭✭✭XxMCRxBabyxX


    PandaPoo wrote: »
    Oh I'll be invited.. He's my brother :o

    That is a brave thing to admit to!


  • #9346
    PandaPoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,977 ✭✭✭PandaPoo


    XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »
    That is a brave thing to admit to!

    I should add that I was fostered out of that family as an infant and only reconnected with them recently.

    I always say child abuse was the best thing that ever happened to me :o


  • #9347
    brandnewaward
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 438 ✭✭brandnewaward


    PandaPoo wrote: »
    I should add that I was fostered out of that family as an infant and only reconnected with them recently.

    I always say child abuse was the best thing that ever happened to me :o

    probably a post never to be repeated again


  • #9348
    PandaPoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,977 ✭✭✭PandaPoo


    brandnewaward wrote: »
    probably a post never to be repeated again

    I should add that I was fostered out of that family as an infant and only reconnected with them recently.

    I always say child abuse was the best thing that ever happened to me :o


  • #9349
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    fussyonion wrote: »
    Unfortunately it does and what irritates the hell out of me is this girl plays it constantly..she posts things from it all the time and is always inviting me to play.
    I've now hidden the blasted game from my timeline.

    I never got into the whole farmville thing, I sure as hell didn't like being on real farms so why would I want to spend my time on a virtual one. Know where you're coming from with the invites, I have one or two people that are relentless with the candy crush invites. I WILL NOT PLAY WITH YOU!!


  • #9350
    _Whimsical_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,992 ✭✭✭_Whimsical_


    A girl who likes to post a lot about the evils of facebook and people who seek attention on it starts posting "glad to be alive today", "life is so precious", "your health is all that matters, never take it for granted" etc with the location of "posted from x hospital in Dublin". Suddenly there's loads of "oh no, are you sick/in hospital/ok?" posts.
    She ignores all questions,silence seems to speak volumes but worrying status updates continue alluding to something serious afoot.
    More concern floods in and messages of "please answer your phone if you can", "please text me and just let me know your ok" start.

    Next day she obviously thought she would ramp up the concern with some apt quotes hinting at her health distress but instead at 2 hour intervals she posted links to google search pages for things like "inspirational quotes on being in hospital" ," inspirational quotes on being sick" and eventually "inspirational quotes on leaving hospital". So instead of some worrying enigmatic quote posts everyone got links to search page with the query typed in.

    She was fine too, it was just a small procedure on a foot,nothing went wrong, but it was spun like a viral PR campaign.


  • #9351
    RainyDay
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,925 ✭✭✭RainyDay


    WoollyRedHat wrote: »
    I never got into the whole farmville thing, I sure as hell didn't like being on real farms so why would I want to spend my time on a virtual one. Know where you're coming from with the invites, I have one or two people that are relentless with the candy crush invites. I WILL NOT PLAY WITH YOU!!

    Use the Hide option, and you'll never see a Farmville invite again. Once you hide invites from any particular game once, they won't appear again.


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  • #9352
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    "Just taking our poor little man into the emergency doc". And yet you have time to stop and post it on Facebook. I suspect our poor little man has feck all seriously wrong with him, and this is yet another cry for sympathy and attention from parents who play their lives out like a reality show :(


  • #9353
    Taylor365
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,947 ✭✭✭Taylor365


    73Cat wrote: »
    "Just taking our poor little man into the emergency doc". And yet you have time to stop and post it on Facebook. I suspect our poor little man has feck all seriously wrong with him, and this is yet another cry for sympathy and attention from parents who play their lives out like a reality show :(
    I always wonder, what exactly is missing.

    What gap are they trying to fill, what chemical are they trying to release in their brains. Trying to get their 15 minutes of 'u ok hun?'


  • #9354
    vangoz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,009 ✭✭✭vangoz


    Oh the joys of growing up in Tallaght. I'm not on facebook, but friends do share some gems on Viber. I'll post more tomorrow.


  • #9355
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    ^^ I had to read that last one a few times to cop on that they weren't asking to smell a granny.


  • #9356
    PandaPoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,977 ✭✭✭PandaPoo


    Kovu wrote: »
    ^^ I had to read that last one a few times to cop on that they weren't asking to smell a granny.

    I thought for a minute they were going to the grand canyon.


  • #9357
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    I never have anything to add to this thread but saw this today. Some of the comments are hilarious:

    'Christians Against Drugs
    Masturbation is a sin. Self-sexing is not only bad for your physical and mental health, but also destroys your spiritual wellbeing. If you ring the devil's doorbell, Satan will open up Hell's gates and drag you in! The same principle also applies to men: if you touch your sin stick, you are buying a one way ticket to the fiery inferno. Take the pledge to be pure in body and mind TODAY!!'


  • #9358
    rawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭rawn


    eternal wrote: »
    if you touch your sin stick

    :pac: :pac: :pac:


  • #9359
    Lollipops23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,420 ✭✭✭Lollipops23


    eternal wrote: »
    Masturbation is a sin. Self-sexing is not only bad for your physical and mental health, but also destroys your spiritual wellbeing. If you ring the devil's doorbell, Satan will open up Hell's gates and drag you in! The same principle also applies to men: if you touch your sin stick, you are buying a one way ticket to the fiery inferno. Take the pledge to be pure in body and mind TODAY!!'

    Reminds me of The Loophole by Garfunkel and Oates.


  • #9360
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    Lollipops23 wrote: »
    Reminds me of The Loophole by Garfunkel and Oates.

    I just picture the clitoris going ding dong somehow.


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  • #9361
    Lollipops23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,420 ✭✭✭Lollipops23


    eternal wrote: »
    I just picture the clitoris going ding dong somehow.

    I play knick knacks on Satan all the time.


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