Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

Pumpkinseeds · 02-03-2015 11:00PM

Irony. I was going to post earlier about the horror that is checking the toilet bowl in the cubicle of public toilets and hoping that there's nothing nasty lingering there. Then I went and blocked our own toilet, thankfully pouring buckets of water down it worked. Been a very long day and am feeling weary. I'd love an early night but next doors lodger seems to get deafer by the week and I can hear the tv really clearly.:(

eternal · 02-03-2015 11:38PM

blueser wrote: »

Not as bad as when you "follow through" on the fart!

Like in that film 'shart'.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 03-03-2015 09:04AM

Despite it snowing the entire night, people still don't bother thawing out their windows properly. So many cars still had their back window full of snow. Must be great having eyes that can see through things

And then of course I had to get sitting next to this ****ing simpleton on the train, she was on the phone when I got on, bag and coat on the seat. Do you think she moved either? No. I had to ask her to move her stuff AFTER I sat down. Now she's asleep, head leaning against the window and arse taking up half my seat. So tempted to slam the arm rest down while saying EXCUSE ME really loudly.

People like that are like what camel vomit is to gourmet food.

Menas · 03-03-2015 10:09AM

I fell asleep on a train heading down the country once. When I woke there was this hot chick sitting opposite me. I gave her a wee devilish smile (as you do) and she grimaced.
Then I realised that when I was sleeping I had also been dribbling. I got off at the next stop in shame.

whiskeyman · 03-03-2015 10:12AM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Now she's asleep, head leaning against the window and arse taking up half my seat. So tempted to slam the arm rest down while saying EXCUSE ME really loudly. .

Annoying sleeping passengers are fair game to be used as a marker canvas for all sorts of rude and hilarious drawings etc...

MsBubbles · 03-03-2015 10:40AM

Morning Titties ! how's yer snowballs ? TA this morning cos the snow

Stupid March weather

whiskeyman · 03-03-2015 10:43AM

MsBubbles wrote: »

Stupid March weather

Stupid Smarch!!

Just give it a couple of weeks more, and we may get a sneak peak of summer in April!

Maximus Alexander · 03-03-2015 10:43AM

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

TA with my own unwillingness to go to the doctor, despite being on my fifth day of near crippleness with my foot.

It will fix itself dammit!

I took a couple of ibuprofen yesterday and this morning I was able to walk almost a kilometer with a barely perceptible limp. It's happening!

One eyed Jack · 03-03-2015 10:46AM

MsBubbles wrote: »

Morning Titties ! how's yer snowballs ? TA this morning cos the snow Stupid March weather

Morning MsB!

TA cos you guys all seem to have got snow, all we got down here is mucky slush that ruined my shoes, had to clean them off with loo roll when I got in... and now I know what that second bin is for.

It was for mucky stuff alright, just not loo roll, nearly knocked myself out with the whiff :pac:

rainbow kirby · 03-03-2015 10:48AM

TA'd that I seemed to be incapable of getting out of the bed this morning, which means I need to do both a run and a strength session this evening rather than getting one out of the way before work.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 03-03-2015 10:51AM

http://s2.postimg.org/pb9voyent/image.jpg
It's from yesterday, from the Cattle saga but how pretty?

OldNotWIse · 03-03-2015 10:52AM

Trigger Happy wrote: »

I fell asleep on a train heading down the country once. When I woke there was this hot chick sitting opposite me. I gave her a wee devilish smile (as you do) and she grimaced.
Then I realised that when I was sleeping I had also been dribbling. I got off at the next stop in shame.

I nodded off a number of years back on the bus and wound up resting my head on the shoulder of the poor guy sitting next to me. He was too polite/terrified to move away or say anything. The mortification when I woke snuggled up beside him. He was damn hot too. I'm such a clíche sometimes. If my life were a movie it would go straight to DVD. :rolleyes:

OldNotWIse · 03-03-2015 10:53AM

One eyed Jack wrote: »

Morning MsB!

TA cos you guys all seem to have got snow, all we got down here is mucky slush that ruined my shoes, had to clean them off with loo roll when I got in... and now I know what that second bin is for.

It was for mucky stuff alright, just not loo roll, nearly knocked myself out with the whiff :pac:

What were you doing in the ladies? We've talked about this

MsBubbles · 03-03-2015 10:53AM

Lexie the collie is gorgeous .

Morning One Eyed Jack. Are you a Twin Peaks fan ?

Boom_Bap · 03-03-2015 10:58AM

rainbow kirby wrote: »

TA'd that I seemed to be incapable of getting out of the bed this morning, which means I need to do both a run and a strength session this evening rather than getting one out of the way before work.

I have a battle fit class tonight that I am dreading. I haven't been doing much strength and conditioning work, mainly running, football and cycling (and throwing ze kids about the place). So I'm dreading the aches tomorrow.

I fell asleep on a train to Cork one time on a pretty girls shoulder.
When I woke up there was a huge wet patch on her shoulder, I started to apologise and try to wipe it off her for some reason which made me more of a creep.
I offered her sweets. All was cool after that.

OldNotWIse · 03-03-2015 10:59AM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I have a battle fit class tonight that I am dreading. I haven't been doing much strength and conditioning work, mainly running, football and cycling (and throwing ze kids about the place). So I'm dreading the aches tomorrow.

I fell asleep on a train to Cork one time on a pretty girls shoulder.
When I woke up there was a huge wet patch on her shoulder, I started to apologise and try to wipe it off her for some reason which made me more of a creep.
I offered her sweets. All was cool after that.

Usually the creeps offer you sweets first...

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 03-03-2015 11:02AM

http://s24.postimg.org/malwpv1et/image.jpg
He is though isn't he

TA my healthy eating is getting so much easier and I fear people may have been right all along.

MsBubbles · 03-03-2015 11:03AM

Lexie what a beautiful dog. I love Collies

One eyed Jack · 03-03-2015 11:19AM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

What were you doing in the ladies? We've talked about this

Shared bathroom, TA that I have to share actually. I'm always clean anyway, but I'm fierce paranoid that I leave the place spotless for the ladies... they on the other hand seem to have no such qualms... it's before breakfast, so I won't...

MsBubbles wrote: »

Lexie the collie is gorgeous .

Morning One Eyed Jack. Are you a Twin Peaks fan ?

Been a couple of years MsB, but that brings back memories -

http://twinpeaks.wikia.com/wiki/One_Eyed_Jacks

Pity they don't make stuff like that any more, it used be shown on Bravo, right after Red Shoe Diaries, another great show

MsBubbles · 03-03-2015 11:22AM

ONJ I used to love both shows . TA spent the last 20 minutes trying to find the H&S man gave up my break to run around the building trying to find him, his mobile was on silent

jimgoose · 03-03-2015 11:28AM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

What were you doing in the ladies? We've talked about this

TA: The notion of separate rest-rooms for men, women, wheeled persons, people from Leitrim, etc. What about one, yes one, adequately sized and equipped facility that caters for human beings, like most people have in their houses? How did people cope psychologically at all at all, at all, in the old days (which weren't that old, by the way) when everyone shat into a hole in the ground out behind the pig-house?? :pac:

OldNotWIse · 03-03-2015 11:31AM

Day 11. I feel the old tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock...

Hair getting softer and silkier, dewy skin, lips getting fuller... looking at poor unsuspecting sods out of the corner of my eye.... The 80 foot fertility monster cometh to steal the swimmers..... Take cover!!!!!!!!!!! :mad:

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 03-03-2015 11:31AM

The ladies toilets are the best place for DMC when you're full of vodka. Wouldn't be the same with boys allowed in

OldNotWIse · 03-03-2015 11:34AM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

The ladies toilets are the best place for DMI when you're full of vodka. Wouldn't be the same with boys allowed in

I'm going to regret this but what's DMI? (afraid to google anything that rears it's er...head in the TTTAY thread)

Menas · 03-03-2015 11:34AM

What is DMI? Is ONW about to jump on a man?
Why dont I understand women?

jimgoose · 03-03-2015 11:35AM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

The ladies toilets are the best place for DMC when you're full of vodka. Wouldn't be the same with boys allowed in

Daimler Motor-Company? Death-Match Classic??

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 03-03-2015 11:36AM

Sorry DMC, I wasn't paying attention.
Deep meaningful conversations

jimgoose · 03-03-2015 11:37AM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Sorry DMC, I wasn't paying attention.
Deep meaningful conversations

Have you ever actually spoken to a man? We may be dimly aware of a droning sound coming from the corner, or one of the cubicles. If so, we will assume that there is an issue with the air-conditioning. :pac:

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 03-03-2015 11:39AM

It's no fun going to pee by yourself when you're drunk. The more the merrier. Usually it's 3 to a stall.

jimgoose · 03-03-2015 11:41AM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

It's no fun going to pee by yourself when you're drunk. The more the merrier. Usually it's 3 to a stall.

Fine. That demented multi-pitched squealing is probably a spun bearing somewhere. I'll sort it out later, there's no need to keep reminding me every six sodding months, woman!

Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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