Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

Aglomerado · 02-03-2015 03:27PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Americans may have bigger balls, but the Irish have a longer cue:D

Oo-er vicar!

Menas · 02-03-2015 03:30PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Excuse me but I'm an Onrale farmer!

I doubt there is a farmer this side of the shannon with a set of nails as well manicured as yours.

MsBubbles · 02-03-2015 03:38PM

TA at the bloody awful weather, The heavens has just opened to a torrential hailstone shower

Michael D Not Higgins · 02-03-2015 03:41PM

MsBubbles wrote: »

TA at the bloody awful weather, The heavens has just opened to a torrential hailstone shower

Pelting snow here and the forecast said it wouldn't start til 7 tonight so I left the umbrella at home. More fool me.

fruttituttii · 02-03-2015 03:45PM

MsBubbles wrote: »

TA at the bloody awful weather, The heavens has just opened to a torrential hailstone shower

Sick of it already, its meant to be spring

MsBubbles · 02-03-2015 03:46PM

fruttiutti indeed where's the lovely spring weather ?

I looked like a yeti with my big winter coat and uggs this morning

fruttituttii · 02-03-2015 03:49PM

MsBubbles wrote: »

fruttiutti indeed where's the lovely spring weather ?

I looked like a yeti with my big winter coat and uggs this morning

I dunno but I hope it appears asap,

I still have a hot water bottle to bed every night, is that acceptable?

Menas · 02-03-2015 03:50PM

MsBubbles wrote: »

fruttiutti indeed where's the lovely spring weather ?

I looked like a yeti with my big winter coat and uggs this morning

I have/had a lovely load of daffodils in my garden. But they always grow too high and thus are prone to breaking. The snow and hail yesterday has them destroyed. :mad:

Rubberlegs · 02-03-2015 03:56PM

I'm a bit obsessed with recycling. It makes my blood boil when one of them puts the wrong type of rubbish into a particular bin. I just absentmindedly threw a bowl of kitchen scraps into the green recycling bin instead of the brown one. Cue pulling bin down into it's side, and crawling almost into it to scoop the guck back out. I'm traumatised that my recycling has been tainted with chicken bones etc

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Maximus Alexander · 02-03-2015 04:03PM

TA with my own unwillingness to go to the doctor, despite being on my fifth day of near crippleness with my foot.

It will fix itself dammit!

OldNotWIse · 02-03-2015 04:25PM

Shemale wrote: »

Loreal with their "anti wrinkle technology", polyfilla for faces. :mad:

This really annoys me. Do people ever stop and think, "how did they design, develop and test this thing?" - by making life a living hell for defenceless mice, rats, rabbits and dogs. That's how. Stop contributing to the hell on earth for these poor creatures and just f.ucking grow old in dignity - it's a privilege denied to many

Menas · 02-03-2015 04:58PM

Jesus....why are mondays so long and painful? Cant wait to get home to the sanctuary that is my couch.
Also TA that I have a plaster on my fingertip that is hampering my typing as i keep hitting the wrong keys.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 02-03-2015 05:00PM

When friends change. My friend came home from the states, did nothing but talk about who she rode and how big they were the entire night. Was kinda weird. "The state of him but he had a massive dick". I can't imagine how anyone could have sex with someone they didn't find attractive. She was never like that before either.

Generic Dreadhead · 02-03-2015 05:01PM

F**king gombeen threads clogging up the gaf

whiskeyman · 02-03-2015 05:27PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

When friends change. My friend came home from the states, did nothing but talk about who she rode and how big they were the entire night. Was kinda weird. "The state of him but he had a massive dick". I can't imagine how anyone could have sex with someone they didn't find attractive. She was never like that before either.

Everyone comes back from America saying how bigger the portions are over there, but never actually say it tastes any good!
They usually end up pining for the taste of home after a while too!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 02-03-2015 05:46PM

TA that im forever losing my glasses. Most of my time goes looking for them

Shandashey · 02-03-2015 05:57PM

Sitting on the bus and when someone sits beside you, and they insist on making contact with your legs/arms. I HATE that so much. Don't touch me

eternal · 02-03-2015 05:57PM

Farting and peeing a little by mistake.

OldNotWIse · 02-03-2015 06:03PM

Shandashey wrote: »

Sitting on the bus and when someone sits beside you, and they insist on making contact with your legs/arms. I HATE that so much. Don't touch me

Me too! I hate this. I always end up being boxed in by a fat person too. Some pervy old f.ucking weirdo breathing heavily and touching his thigh off mine. Yeugh. I make it a personal rule now never to sit on the inside seat. Písses people off a little when the inside seat becomes fee and they clearly expect me to shuffle over onto the fat-warmed seat. I move to the side and allow them to pass by if they want.

And you can take that píssed off look off your face...it's the inside seat that became free. The one I am on is still taken

Rubberlegs · 02-03-2015 06:13PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

TA that im forever losing my glasses. Most of my time goes looking for them

The worst thing is you can't see them when you aren't wearing them:(. I'm fooked without mine. I tried to pick a patch of sunlight up off the floor once thinking it was something else.

Frigga_92 · 02-03-2015 06:41PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

TA that im forever losing my glasses. Most of my time goes looking for them

My husband loses everything at least twice a day. Glasses, phone, wallet, bike keys, work keys, house keys, his neck sock, his bike gloves, the various remote controls, the list is endless - it's not that he has a head like a sieve, he just leaves his stuff everywhere. He's lucky he has 2 bikes because it regularly comes down to which keys he can find.

Pumpkinseeds · 02-03-2015 08:53PM

Public transport. I thought the really strong perfume the woman in the seat in front of me on the bus this morning was wearing was bad. But it came in handy to mask the smell of the poor chap across the aisle who was vomitting into a plastic bag.:eek:

bonzodog2 · 02-03-2015 08:58PM

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Public transport. I thought the really strong perfume the woman in the seat in front of me on the bus this morning was wearing was bad. But it came in handy to mask the smell of the poor chap across the aisle who was vomitting into a plastic bag.:eek:

Well at least he was doing it into a bag, not all over you :eek:

kfallon · 02-03-2015 08:58PM

bonzodog2 wrote: »

Well at least he was doing it into a bag, not all over you :eek:

Her packed lunch was in the bag....

:P

Pumpkinseeds · 02-03-2015 09:08PM

bonzodog2 wrote: »

Well at least he was doing it into a bag, not all over you :eek:

Yeah, I felt sorry for the lad, I'd say it was some virus rather than anything self-inflicted.

Colser · 02-03-2015 10:43PM

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Yeah, I felt sorry for the lad, I'd say it was some virus rather than anything self-inflicted.

How did you get on at the hospital today Pumpkin?

miezekatze · 02-03-2015 10:51PM

TA that I seem to be getting yet another cold.

And that it's so cold again outside, I was just going to put my wintery clothes away.

Pumpkinseeds · 02-03-2015 10:51PM

Colser wrote: »

How did you get on at the hospital today Pumpkin?

Well, nobody took me aside to have a word about anything, so I'm hoping that's a good thing.

I hate MRI's, it such a claustrophobic experience. Thanks for asking.:)

Menas · 02-03-2015 10:52PM

miezekatze wrote: »

TA that I seem to be getting yet another cold. And that it's so cold again outside, I was just going to put my wintery clothes away.

Thermals are your friend on a week like this.

blueser · 02-03-2015 10:55PM

eternal wrote: »

Farting and peeing a little by mistake.

Not as bad as when you "follow through" on the fart!

Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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