The Official Off Topic Thread

Shemale · 14-02-2015 05:57PM

naughto wrote: »

Think what you will get after the dinner in the bedroom it will be the best 2 mins of your life

You give me too much credit. Will be worth it if I set a new record and get to 20 seconds :cool:

The smell around the house is absolutely fantastic, worth all the hard work, haven't eaten all day. Have to pop up to my folks in a bit as the desert has to cook at 220C but the lamb is occupying the oven at 140C, first world problems!

If you are in to cooking it's a great book, takes plenty of time as everything is from scratch but well worth it. Only problem, some of the recipes need veal stock, calves heads and such.

convert · 14-02-2015 10:13PM

You need 2 ovens.

Peintre Celebre · 14-02-2015 10:49PM

Treat yourself to a range cooker.

Peintre Celebre · 14-02-2015 10:55PM

Was gutted for Derek Fox today beaten a head in the GN trial. Was in my year in school nice fella. Good rider

Shemale · 15-02-2015 01:23AM

Peintre Celebre wrote: »

Treat yourself to a range cooker.

Will need a decent Cheltenham before I would even dare suggesting it...

Peintre Celebre · 17-02-2015 01:38AM

A small field but what an Arc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nx1FlVoexnQ

Shemale · 17-02-2015 09:15AM

Great race.

Does anyone know if Longchamp hires schoolgirls to screech at the end if races, its so annoying

the groutch · 17-02-2015 01:37PM

it's actually Ned Flanders

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3OpgwpgqXA

Shemale · 17-02-2015 04:06PM

When his horse gets beaten its all diddily doodily

tomaussie · 18-02-2015 11:58AM

3 cocktails in. On my first beer now. Just found a pool table. It's gonna be a good night.

Thailand is not the kip I was expecting

BumperD · 20-02-2015 02:55AM

Impressive milestone for Derek o Connor.

http://connachttribune.ie/oconnor-goes-into-the-horse-racing-record-books-444/

tomaussie · 20-02-2015 11:22AM

On the razz again.

Expect I'll be too píssed to back any winners that are put up in the daily thread by the time the racing starts.

The usual.

Francie Barrett · 20-02-2015 04:48PM

BumperD wrote: »

Impressive milestone for Derek o Connor.

http://connachttribune.ie/oconnor-goes-into-the-horse-racing-record-books-444/

Speaking of Derek - he was raving about a certain horse for the Cheltenham bumper this year - anyone know what it was?

sdoc13 · 20-02-2015 05:05PM

Francie Barrett wrote: »

Speaking of Derek - he was raving about a certain horse for the Cheltenham bumper this year - anyone know what it was?

Would it be his own 1 that was sold to jp. Fairly legal. Won a p2p before Christmas n was sold after.

Francie Barrett · 20-02-2015 05:49PM

sdoc13 wrote: »

Would it be his own 1 that was sold to jp. Fairly legal. Won a p2p before Christmas n was sold after.

Nope, it's one that has ridden over rules.

BumperD · 25-02-2015 12:29AM

Francie Barrett wrote: »

Speaking of Derek - he was raving about a certain horse for the Cheltenham bumper this year - anyone know what it was?

Didn't hear about that one, maybe he mentioned in full print article in tribune which I cannot access, would be interested in finding the name of that one

sdoc13 · 25-02-2015 10:44PM

Brilliant article in the racing post on JT McNamara. Allistar Down is such a good journo. As much a wordsmith as JT is a horseman.

jimjamcos · 25-02-2015 10:47PM

sdoc13 wrote: »

Brilliant article in the racing post on JT McNamara. Allistar Down is such a good journo. As much a wordsmith as JT is a horseman.

He's gifted alright. His tribute to AP a few weeks back was excellent. Love his pieces on Channel 4 too.

sdoc13 · 25-02-2015 10:49PM

jimjamcos wrote: »

He's gifted alright. His tribute to AP a few weeks back was excellent. Love his pieces on Channel 4 too.

Love his Cheltenham previews too. Wouldnt be the same without him.

mr.jingle · 25-02-2015 11:00PM

sdoc13 wrote: »

Brilliant article in the racing post on JT McNamara. Allistar Down is such a good journo. As much a wordsmith as JT is a horseman.

Read it the other day, great piece. Channel 4 really need to give him more air time.

Shemale · 25-02-2015 11:12PM

Just goes to show how retarded the head of Channel 4 is, getting rid of Al Down to get in Claire Balding and Retard Parturd to replace him.

"Who do you fancy Rishi?"
"Oh probably <insert favourites name here>" cue hilarious laughter and great banter

PURE ****

sdoc13 · 25-02-2015 11:15PM

mr.jingle wrote: »

Read it the other day, great piece. Channel 4 really need to give him more air time.

Ya agree and not the worst tipster either. Good man to find value in the big handicaps. What were they thinking with there revised program. Alistar should have been their number 1 man.

mr.jingle · 25-02-2015 11:23PM

Rishi is really poor, I actually felt sad that he was the man AP broke his retirement too.

Francome was a bit of fun too. Not a fan of Cunningham or Mick Fitz

bellybuster12 · 25-02-2015 11:32PM

Not to worry lads, Gok and Jeremy kyle should be on a screen soon:rolleyes:

sdoc13 · 25-02-2015 11:53PM

bellybuster12 wrote: »

Not to worry lads, Gok and Jeremy kyle should be on a screen soon:rolleyes:

PLEASE DONT RUIN MY BUILD UP TO CHELTENHAM!!!!! Thinking of cancelling my leave now :pac:

bit of a bogey · 25-02-2015 11:55PM

mr.jingle wrote: »

Rishi is really poor, I actually felt sad that he was the man AP broke his retirement too.

Francome was a bit of fun too. Not a fan of Cunningham or Mick Fitz

Cannot stand Cunningham or Mick Fitz. Would take Francome over them anyday.

Shemale · 26-02-2015 12:01AM

bellybuster12 wrote: »

Not to worry lads, Gok and Jeremy kyle should be on a screen soon:rolleyes:

That annoys the **** out of me and here we have Colin Firth, "What horse are you backing today Colin". "I only found out what a horse is, Michael Gambon told me to back the fav in every race"

God forbid they would show the parade ring.

This is why I rarely go racing, twats in hats blocking the racing

Peintre Celebre · 26-02-2015 12:54AM

I see Godolphin bought the well bred Francis of Assissi, lightly raced by Danehill Dancer out of a sister to Henrythenavigator. What's strange is that for one he's a gelding, and two he was bought from Coolmore.

tomaussie · 26-02-2015 02:41AM

The channel 4 setup is positive discrimination nearly at it's best.

ste2010 · 27-02-2015 09:57AM

What's "Peintres Pocket Filler Friday" selection at Dundalk today?

The Official Off Topic Thread

Comments