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  • #9272
    KKkitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    Sittingpretty wrote: »
    No idea. I'm still trying to decide if it's a joke or not.

    Lots of "really Hun? Are you?" Underneath it but no response to those.

    If she is it's stupid to announce it so early. Anything could happen.


  • #9273
    Toto Wolfcastle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    Apart from anything else, if it's dated based on her when her last period was and she has regular periods she wasn't even pregnant for the first two weeks. She might as well have said 'I had sex a week and a bit ago.'


  • #9274
    Sittingpretty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,872 ✭✭✭Sittingpretty


    Bobblehead Panda wrote: »
    Apart from anything else, if it's dated based on her when her last period was and she has regular periods she wasn't even pregnant for the first two weeks. She might as well have said 'I had sex a week and a bit ago.'

    Exactly. At 3 and a bit weeks you haven't even missed a period.

    Her prerogative to announce it obviously but bit of a stupid move in my opinion.


  • #9275
    KKkitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    Bobblehead Panda wrote: »
    Apart from anything else, if it's dated based on her when her last period was and she has regular periods she wasn't even pregnant for the first two weeks. She might as well have said 'I had sex a week and a bit ago.'

    This actually makes it worse. It's ok announcing it at 12 weeks but anything before then is too soon.


  • #9276
    bjork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,554 ✭✭✭bjork


    Works either way.
    If she's pregnant, she can start posting scans, inspirational messages about how she'll love her baba and so on asap


    If she's not, she'll have lots of fb sympathy and are u ok hun type stuff


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  • #9277
    Grayson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,780 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    KKkitty wrote: »
    If she is it's stupid to announce it so early. Anything could happen.

    1 in 4 pregnancies don't make it to the second trimester.


  • #9278
    milltown
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,623 ✭✭✭milltown


    Has her occupation changed to full time mummy yet?


  • #9279
    Loughc
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 26,064 Mod ✭✭✭✭Loughc


    milltown wrote: »
    Has her occupation changed to full time mummy yet?

    No it's still down as being a full time mad bastard!


  • #9280
    PopePalpatine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,143 ✭✭✭✭PopePalpatine


    Un Croissant wrote: »
    Type Amen.

    Under a picture of a baby with all its guts hanging out.

    Didn't finish my breakfast.

    Let me guess, the poster is an insane pro-lifer?


  • #9281
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    bjork wrote: »
    Works either way.
    If she's pregnant, she can start posting scans, inspirational messages about how she'll love her baba and so on asap


    If she's not, she'll have lots of fb sympathy and are u ok hun type stuff

    I'm waiting for the 'FALSE ALARM! Thought I was pregnant but turns out I was just too full after eating a KFC family bucket by meself' status.


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  • #9282
    Loughc
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 26,064 Mod ✭✭✭✭Loughc


    kunst nugget wrote: »
    I'm waiting for the 'FALSE ALARM! Thought I was pregnant but turns out I was just too full after eating a KFC family bucket by meself' status.

    Promptly followed by Vino this weekend girlies, time to celebratez.


  • #9283
    KKkitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    Grayson wrote: »
    1 in 4 pregnancies don't make it to the second trimester.

    I know that personally after losing 2 babies before the second trimester. I don't mind the odd scan picture but announcing your pregnancy in the first few weeks is way too much.


  • #9284
    Sittingpretty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,872 ✭✭✭Sittingpretty


    milltown wrote: »
    Has her occupation changed to full time mummy yet?

    She's already a Mum.


  • #9285
    crybaby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 895 ✭✭✭crybaby


    KKkitty wrote: »
    I know that personally after losing 2 babies before the second trimester. I don't mind the odd scan picture but announcing your pregnancy in the first few weeks is way too much.

    I think you taking offence to it is way too much, exactly how does an early pregnancy announcement affect you?


  • #9286
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    crybaby wrote: »
    I think you taking offence to it is way too much, exactly how does an early pregnancy announcement affect you?

    How was she taking offence? Is she not pointing out that announcing a pregnancy too early, you run the risk of having to tell the whole world and its mother if you then have a miscarriage in the first 8-12 weeks which is pretty common and usually something that you might want to keep private or between you, your family and closest friends. It's something I've seen happen on facebook before.


  • #9287
    Oryx
    Subscribers Posts: 19,421 ✭✭✭✭Oryx


    kunst nugget wrote: »
    How was she taking offence? Is she not pointing out that announcing a pregnancy too early, you run the risk of having to tell the whole world and its mother if you then have a miscarriage in the first 8-12 weeks which is pretty common and usually something that you might want to keep private or between you, your family and closest friends. It's something I've seen happen on facebook before.

    You also run the risk of the pregnancy ending, but being asked about it and congratulated by people who hadnt heard the bad news.


  • #9288
    Generic Dreadhead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,870 ✭✭✭✭Generic Dreadhead


    This same thing happens on every thread, or maybe it's just this thread every few pages, I forget


  • #9289
    Un Croissant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,052 ✭✭✭Un Croissant


    PopePalpatine wrote: »
    Let me guess, the poster is an insane pro-lifer?

    God only knows. My whole feed is taken up with 'life's about to take a turn for the better. Type Amen if you agree' ****e.


  • #9290
    wallywhittle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 140 ✭✭wallywhittle


    "Strange t tink dat dat 1 person u wud tink abou wud have ye down in d dumps like a junkie lookin for his fix."


  • #9291
    tailgunner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,911 ✭✭✭tailgunner


    wallywhittle wrote: »
    "Strange t tink dat dat 1 person u wud tink abou wud have ye down in d dumps like a junkie lookin for his fix."

    It's like the dim-witted second cousin (twice removed) of English.


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  • #9292
    coolhull
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    tailgunner wrote: »
    It's like the dim-witted second cousin (twice removed) of English.

    That was English?


  • #9293
    Golfgorfield
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 669 ✭✭✭Golfgorfield


    *%$£"£$%$ has checked in at %^$£$ hospital.......

    cue; Hope ur ok hun, hope ur ok hun etc etc etc



    FLUICH OFF


  • #9294
    skittles8710
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 653 ✭✭✭skittles8710


    "Friends are the family we choose for ourselves" with collage accompanying


  • #9295
    dee_mc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,201 ✭✭✭dee_mc


    skittles8710 wrote: »
    "Friends are the family we choose for ourselves" with collage accompanying

    It's a sign of real dedication to this thread that when I read the word 'collage' I assumed it meant 'college' as usual...


  • #9296
    Fishyfreak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 576 ✭✭✭Fishyfreak


    I kid you not, on my facebook page yesterday:

    "Bodies needed at grange community collage we have polititions blocked in !!"

    The poor polititions.


  • #9297
    bjork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,554 ✭✭✭bjork


    Sounds like they were stuck! :pac:


  • #9298
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    Fishyfreak wrote: »
    I kid you not, on my facebook page yesterday:

    "Bodies needed at grange community collage we have polititions blocked in !!"

    The poor polititions.

    Great misspelling of politicians to be fair. And with the obligatory spelling of 'collage'. That's got to be a full house in Facebook Bad Spelling Bingo.


  • #9299
    MonkstownHoop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,196 ✭✭✭MonkstownHoop


    "Just been ripped off. On facebook yesterday, and got a message with the tesco logo on it. Giving away 500 vouchers for €500. Entered the site still with the tesco logo and had to answer a simple question and give phone number. Like a fool or just a normal trusting person I gave them my phone number and within 30 seconds €15 was taken off my vodafone account. So furious"

    One reply was "hi **** did you contact Tesco?"


  • #9300
    Nib
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,088 ✭✭✭Nib


    "fewerous :mad:"

    May God have mercy on us all.


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  • #9301
    GAAman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,370 ✭✭✭GAAman


    skittles8710 wrote: »
    "Friends are the family we choose for ourselves" with collage accompanying

    The new one that's doing my tits in, when a girl (Sorry ladies, it's only females doing this on my newsfeed) posts a birthday message for a friend of theirs complete with pics. Not pics of the birthday person you see, that wouldn't be self obsessed enough, it has to be all pics of the two of them and the birthday wisher just happens to be done up to bits in them.

    :rolleyes:


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