Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

jimgoose · 20-02-2015 02:51PM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Laminated pages FTW

Oul' dag for the hard road. :pac:

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 20-02-2015 02:51PM

jimgoose wrote: »

That book has a few suspicious stains at this stage though, hasn't it??

E is a professional. I'm sure he laminates for a wipe clean surface.

Edit: boom bap is quicker

eisenberg1 · 20-02-2015 02:53PM

jimgoose wrote: »

That book has a few suspicious stains at this stage though, hasn't it??

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Laminated pages FTW

Aaaw jaysus lads, I thought my mind was in the sewer.

The two of you have risen to a new low:D

Mr. CooL ICE · 20-02-2015 02:56PM

Been away from this thread for just over two weeks. Trivially annoyed that there are over 1,400 posts to read through. Screw that.

Anyone got a summary for me?

KungPao · 20-02-2015 03:00PM

Webpages of lists that have stupid barely relevant animated gifs (usually a terrible one at that, with about 5 frames it).

Makes it hard to read the content when you have crappy gifs above and below the text.

MsBubbles · 20-02-2015 03:06PM

KungPao wrote: »

Webpages of lists that have stupid barely relevant animated gifs (usually a terrible one at that, with about 5 frames it).

Makes it hard to read the content when you have crappy gifs above and below the text.

Buzzfeed

jimgoose · 20-02-2015 03:09PM

Nicolas Cage wrote: »

Been away from this thread for just over two weeks. Trivially annoyed that there are over 1,400 posts to read through. Screw that.

Anyone got a summary for me?

All perfectly normal. ONW is alternating between weeping delicately at sunrises and rugby-tackling random babies in the street making "Coo!" noises, Eisy is running around with his mickey out, I've been mining the world of commercial transport for yet more sexual innuendo, as well as imagining dead dogs as modern-day Samurai warriors, and Lexie has just put some oul' wan's head through the wall like a small, girlie Fr. Fintan Stack.

MsBubbles · 20-02-2015 03:13PM

Nicolas Cage wrote: »

Been away from this thread for just over two weeks. Trivially annoyed that there are over 1,400 posts to read through. Screw that.

Anyone got a summary for me?

Menopause and grey gooters.
Moaning about the 'yummy mummy' and the stupid things they say and do
Pumpkinseeds pussy got in a fight and she put a teenage bowsie in his place because he called her a rude name

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 20-02-2015 03:21PM

I really want a tulle skirt but I have a feeling Id look like a mutant. I need the OH to tell me that it'd look nice and that I should get it, so I send him a picture of it and he texts back a random answer because I know he's trying to buy himself time to think of a diplomatic way to tell me I'll look like a bag of sh.ite

http://tinypic.com/r/2ive4pl/8

Duke O Smiley · 20-02-2015 03:27PM

My gf's got one of those, mad things altogether sticking out all over the place

Menas · 20-02-2015 03:28PM

jimgoose wrote: »

I'd say you handled that just fine, Lexmeister. :cool:

It is why I could not be trusted to deal with members of the public. Way too likely to go postal on one of them.

MsBubbles · 20-02-2015 03:32PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I really want a tulle skirt but I have a feeling Id look like a mutant. I need the OH to tell me that it'd look nice and that I should get it, so I send him a picture of it and he texts back a random answer because I know he's trying to buy himself time to think of a diplomatic way to tell me I'll look like a bag of sh.ite

http://tinypic.com/r/2ive4pl/8

it's purty and you will look fab in it
Trigger I know the feeling

dubstarr · 20-02-2015 03:36PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I really want a tulle skirt but I have a feeling Id look like a mutant. I need the OH to tell me that it'd look nice and that I should get it, so I send him a picture of it and he texts back a random answer because I know he's trying to buy himself time to think of a diplomatic way to tell me I'll look like a bag of sh.ite

http://tinypic.com/r/2ive4pl/8

It looks like a funeral/wedding combo sorry.

Schwiiing · 20-02-2015 03:41PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I really want a tulle skirt but I have a feeling Id look like a mutant. I need the OH to tell me that it'd look nice and that I should get it, so I send him a picture of it and he texts back a random answer because I know he's trying to buy himself time to think of a diplomatic way to tell me I'll look like a bag of sh.ite

http://tinypic.com/r/2ive4pl/8

Looks like a kind of toy princess dress my 6 year old niece got for christmas.

MsBubbles · 20-02-2015 03:58PM

Schwiiing I'd love a toy princess dress

Colser · 20-02-2015 03:58PM

Duke O Smiley wrote: »

My gf's got one of those, mad things altogether sticking out all over the place

Youre in good company here..isnt that right eisenberg

:D

ratmouse · 20-02-2015 04:00PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I really want a tulle skirt but I have a feeling Id look like a mutant. I need the OH to tell me that it'd look nice and that I should get it, so I send him a picture of it and he texts back a random answer because I know he's trying to buy himself time to think of a diplomatic way to tell me I'll look like a bag of sh.ite

http://tinypic.com/r/2ive4pl/8

So elegant and stylish - get it!

miezekatze · 20-02-2015 04:07PM

Colleagues eating really garlicy food at their desks.. blergh! It's happened every single day this week as well.

Speaking of food, that Avonmore ad that's always on RTE after the news/weather is also TA. Who ever thought that that meal looked appetizing?! Some dry overcooked chicken covered in curry and onions with some cream drizzled over?

Mr. CooL ICE · 20-02-2015 04:12PM

jimgoose wrote: »

All perfectly normal. ONW is alternating between weeping delicately at sunrises and rugby-tackling random babies in the street making "Coo!" noises, Eisy is running around with his mickey out, I've been mining the world of commercial transport for yet more sexual innuendo, as well as imagining dead dogs as modern-day Samurai warriors, and Lexie has just put some oul' wan's head through the wall like a small, girlie Fr. Fintan Stack.

MsBubbles wrote: »

Menopause and grey gooters.
Moaning about the 'yummy mummy' and the stupid things they say and do
Pumpkinseeds pussy got in a fight and she put a teenage bowsie in his place because he called her a rude name

*sigh*

I've got a lot of reading to do

redfacedbear · 20-02-2015 04:41PM

Didn't notice the time and have missed last chance for coffee in the canteen - gasping now :-(

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 20-02-2015 04:46PM

Getting trolled by the Russian. I love animals. So I don't really eat meat (I eat chicken and prawns).
Her: I had bacon this morning lexie. Two pieces. And I had some steak on Monday. I ate all your favourite animals this week.
Other girl: are you vegetarian?
Russian: she's not. She eats chicken. Lexie why you eat chicken? What? Does chickens not deserve to live too??

Now I know she was messing but I feel SO GUILTY. So bad that I didn't order a chicken sandwich for lunch, I ordered tuna. And then when i took a bite out of it it smelled like I was having cat food for lunch and turned me right off

Vlad Dog Putin · 20-02-2015 04:47PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I really want a tulle skirt but I have a feeling Id look like a mutant. I need the OH to tell me that it'd look nice and that I should get it, so I send him a picture of it and he texts back a random answer because I know he's trying to buy himself time to think of a diplomatic way to tell me I'll look like a bag of sh.ite

(

you boyfriend think , why she no lose fat belly, she to lazy so she wear big dress.

jimgoose · 20-02-2015 04:49PM

Vlad Dog Putin wrote: »

you boyfriend think , why she no lose fat belly, she to lazy so she wear big dress.

Hey, you're supposed to be working in that salon until 5pm, not arsing about on the Internet annoying your manager!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 20-02-2015 04:52PM

Vlad Dog Putin wrote: »

you boyfriend think , why she no lose fat belly, she to lazy so she wear big dress.

:eek: CLEANING DUTY

MsBubbles · 20-02-2015 04:52PM

Poor Lexie

I only eat fish but feel guilty about eating fish. So I know how you feel.
If I ever win the lotto I'm going to set up an Animal rescue centre

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 20-02-2015 04:57PM

I think I might try cut out eating anything dead from my diet and see how that goes.

eisenberg1 · 20-02-2015 04:59PM

Vlad Dog Putin wrote: »

you boyfriend think , why she no lose fat belly, she to lazy so she wear big dress.

Are you of the Apache tribe ?

Vlad Dog Putin · 20-02-2015 04:59PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I think I might try cut out eating anything dead from my diet and see how that goes.

what you think happen when you cut crops?
They die.
air and water diet, i give you 5 day before die

OldNotWIse · 20-02-2015 05:01PM

MsBubbles wrote: »

Poor Lexie I only eat fish but feel guilty about eating fish. So I know how you feel.
If I ever win the lotto I'm going to set up an Animal rescue centre

I'd set up a pigeon sanctuary

redfacedbear · 20-02-2015 05:02PM

Vlad Dog Putin wrote: »

you boyfriend think , why she no lose fat belly, she to lazy so she wear big dress.

Getting trolled by 2 Russians in the one day Lexie!

Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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