Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

jimgoose

Trigger Happy wrote: »

The Farmers journal 'social and personal' section is a 100% guarantee.

Well, I suppose if you're interested in an individual recently separated from some form of livestock, well-and-fine.

jimgoose

Colser wrote: »

So what should I do...place an ad in the paper?

The point, Grasshopper, is simply this: men are generally easy-going, easily-pleased, simple creatures. But when we really, really don't want to do something, we will out-do the CIA, Mossad and KGB in the devious, tactical department making sure we don't get asked to do it very often.

bonzodog2

Trigger Happy wrote: »

The Farmers journal 'social and personal' section is a 100% guarantee.

Of people seeking 'road frontage' ?

MsBubbles

Paging ONW. Ta at myself went off the local animal shelter today and didn't come home with a dog

5rtytry56

A)Turning up at a venue yesterday evening Friday 20 for a second post course get together only to find in my email it was cancelled.
B)Ending up with a naff username here on boards because I made a balls of it during registration.

Gwynplaine

"Jozeph" in Coronation Street. Why can't any of them speak properly?

Baby Jane

The accent of that AIB "brave" one - mother of god it hurts my ears!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

jimgoose wrote: »

Well, I suppose if you're interested in an individual recently separated from some form of livestock, well-and-fine.

Nothing wrong with farmers!

Menas

Mother Happy has me doing jobs around the house this weekend as I am on a rare visit. No bother, there is no one else to do it.
One of the jobs is to change the toilet seat on her toilet.
Fcking minging job to get, but you know, she is my 78 year old mum so I get on with it.

Everything that could go wrong with the job did go wrong short of flushing my own head down the bogs. Rounded nuts, too short screws, essential parts falling in to the bowl, the 4 year old wanting a dump in the middle of the job.

Trigger is not happy this evening.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

The cheek of him. Should have sent him outside with a dock leaf

Menas

LexieOnRale wrote: »

The cheek of him. Should have sent him outside with a dock leaf

Did we not tell you? Kids cant/wont wipe their own arses until they are about four and a half.
So when he takes a dump he calls for me to wipe his arse. You could not make this up.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

You're trolling me? You have to wipe kids butts til they're practically 5??

Menas

I would never lie about something like that.
Do you need therapy after talking to me?

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Brb - just popping out to have my tubes tied

Rubberlegs

My OH is completely paranoid about fish bones. I am not bothered about them even though I once got one lodged between my grapes of tonsils, and nearly swallowed the tweezers doing a DIY removal. Every time I cook fish, be it Donegal Catch or fresh fish that I watched the bones being removed from, he will find a bone. My piece will be completely bone free. Always. I swear he'd find a fish bone in a steak

Gwynplaine

Just had the dinner. Still starving. Watching Man Vs Food and all I want to do now is hop in the car and go get a snack box, a quarter pounder, curry chips and jumbo battered sausage.

Menas

Gwynplaine wrote: »

Just had the dinner. Still starving. Watching Man Vs Food and all I want to do now is hop in the car and go get a snack box, a quarter pounder, curry chips and jumbo battered sausage.

Would you like a drink with that Sir?

Lucyfur

Gwynplaine wrote: »

Just had the dinner. Still starving. Watching Man Vs Food and all I want to do now is hop in the car and go get a snack box, a quarter pounder, curry chips and jumbo battered sausage.

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Would you like a drink with that Sir?

Diet coke, obviously

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Those two fools who went to my fav room in my fav hotel. He's been texting me non stop. "The bed is broken, did you break it". Etc. text then to tell me his girlfriend has been in the jacuzzi non stop. I'm just a spiteful bitch. Had to ruin it for them.

http://tinypic.com/r/a1pbo3/8

I hope that image haunts them!

Menas

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Those two fools who went to my fav room in my fav hotel. He's been texting me non stop. "The bed is broken, did you break it". Etc. text then to tell me his girlfriend has been in the jacuzzi non stop. I'm just a spiteful bitch. Had to ruin it for them.

http://tinypic.com/r/a1pbo3/8

I hope that image haunts them!

Remind me never to cross you.

Frigga_92

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Did we not tell you? Kids cant/wont wipe their own arses until they are about four and a half.
So when he takes a dump he calls for me to wipe his arse. You could not make this up.

If you could see the look on my face when I read that. The Horror.

Boom_Bap

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Lazy staff. I was at the fish counter in Dunnes yesterday and 3 staff were chatting away at the Deli counter, directly beside the fish counter, but clearly couldn't be arsed to serve customers, so we just walked off and bought the fish elsewhere.

In Homebase the other, getting served, the server is between yapping to someone on a headset, on the phone and some staff member on the floor.
She said absolutely nothing to me throughout the transaction except 'you can take out your card now'. I already had the card removed and in my wallet at that stage.
Me being the polite me that I am, I said 'thank you' very pleasantly. Nothing, in response, so I pretty much roared 'You're ****ing welcome you ignorant pr*ck' as I strolled away. Mrs. Bap was in shock and was giving me daggers. By the time we reached the shop exit, she was laughing because she wasnt really paying attention and all fell into place in that short walk why I roared at the c*nt.

My favourite part was calling a female a 'pr*ck'. Watching too much Soprano's.

razorblunt wrote: »

Buying a creme egg and finding the foil is stuck due to excess goo.

That is a thread winner for me.

LexieOnRale wrote: »

You're trolling me? You have to wipe kids butts til they're practically 5??

Luckily my daughter aged nearly 4 does it herself. So I'm done. Phew.

Rubberlegs

Gwynplaine wrote: »

Just had the dinner. Still starving. Watching Man Vs Food and all I want to do now is hop in the car and go get a snack box, a quarter pounder, curry chips and jumbo battered sausage.

Oh God Man v Food! It makes me want to run out into a field and sink my teeth into a cow! You can't beat brisket. TAs me that I always end up hungry and cross watching it

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Did ye ever get some on your hand??

MsBubbles

Ta the thread has reverted back to kids poop talk

Menas

MsBubbles wrote: »

Ta the thread has reverted back to kids poop talk

Completely agree. Can we talk about boobs again?

Colser

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Completely agree. Can we talk about boobs again?

No we cant..:P

Menas

Colser wrote: »

No we cant..:P

Back to poop then!

LynnGrace

Baby Jane wrote: »

The accent of that AIB "brave" one - mother of god it hurts my ears!

Hate that ad, especially her voice.

Colser

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Back to poop then!

Ahhh ok..so hows the new seat?Comfy?