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The NoFap Challenge

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  • #572
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    I started this morning. Then when I got on the bus there was a bird i've been trying to bang for ages. I got a pretty powerful stiffy on me and had to relieve myself in work. I lasted les than 3 hours


  • #573
    NotYourYear20
    Closed Accounts Posts: 277 ✭✭NotYourYear20


    ^ ^ ^

    One glance at the username and I'm not surprised in the least.


  • #574
    Corvo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,734 ✭✭✭Corvo


    Not a hope I could do this, I'd be walking around like Jason Statham from Crank


  • #575
    Gael23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,151 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    Wacker The Attacker wrote: »
    I started this morning. Then when I got on the bus there was a bird i've been trying to bang for ages. I got a pretty powerful stiffy on me and had to relieve myself in work. I lasted les than 3 hours

    I hope you didn't get disturbed in action by others using the toilets!


  • #576
    cloud493
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    Why would anyone feel the need to masturbate in the bathroom at work? :confused: Can't comprehend it.


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  • #577
    thelad95
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,812 ✭✭✭thelad95


    I could never **** in a public toilet. **** noises just cannot be passed off as pooing noises.


  • #578
    Gael23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,151 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    thelad95 wrote: »
    I could never **** in a public toilet. **** noises just cannot be passed off as pooing noises.

    My **** noises and my poo noises sound a bit different. Im not one to grunt when producing a log:)


  • #579
    C14N
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,656 ✭✭✭C14N


    thelad95 wrote: »
    I could never **** in a public toilet. **** noises just cannot be passed off as pooing noises.

    You make noises when you ****?


  • #580
    thelad95
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,812 ✭✭✭thelad95


    C14N wrote: »
    You make noises when you ****?

    You don't?


  • #581
    Gael23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,151 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    thelad95 wrote: »
    You don't?

    To be fair, sometimes you have to be quiet to avoid being disturbed


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  • #582
    Magnate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 877 ✭✭✭Magnate


    Day 10..

    To be honest I'm currently doing this to prove to myself that I have the self control more than anything else really. To think that I've been at this for over a year now and still haven't gone longer than about 25 days is ridiculous. How hard is it supposed to be. (No pun intended! :D )


  • #583
    Sheepy99
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,453 ✭✭✭Sheepy99


    Gael23 wrote: »
    My **** noises and my poo noises sound a bit different. Im not one to grunt when producing a log:)
    C14N wrote: »
    You make noises when you ****?

    thelad95 wrote: »
    You don't?




  • #584
    C14N
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,656 ✭✭✭C14N


    thelad95 wrote: »
    You don't?

    Not at all. At least, not unless I happen to have some kind of lube to hand and then you get the classical "squelch" noise. But running dry, no way man.


  • #585
    thelad95
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,812 ✭✭✭thelad95


    C14N wrote: »
    Not at all. At least, not unless I happen to have some kind of lube to hand and then you get the classical "squelch" noise. But running dry, no way man.

    I guarantee you do. You may not realise it in the 'heat of the moment' but it's always obvious when someones having a tug.


  • #586
    Gael23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,151 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    C14N wrote: »
    Not at all. At least, not unless I happen to have some kind of lube to hand and then you get the classical "squelch" noise. But running dry, no way man.

    The sense of relief as the time comes to unload makes it hard to stay totally silent at times. Being circumcised, I cant go dry either but I apply lube sparingly although the more is used the quicker action happens


  • #587
    C14N
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,656 ✭✭✭C14N


    thelad95 wrote: »
    I guarantee you do. You may not realise it in the 'heat of the moment' but it's always obvious when someones having a tug.

    The number of times my housemate has nearly walked in on me having one (in addition to one time he actually did walk in) still kind of indicates I'm not making much noise while doing it.


  • #588
    J Mysterio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,192 ✭✭✭✭J Mysterio


    First day of lent today.


  • #589
    UCDVet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,894 ✭✭✭UCDVet


    Are we really so lazy that we consider NOT jerking off a *challenge*?

    Climbing a mountain, running a marathon, running a 6 minute mile, learning a second language, I mean these are challenging things.

    I think the truth is people are just swapping one form of masturbation for another.


  • #590
    SPM1959
    Closed Accounts Posts: 358 ✭✭SPM1959


    Magnate wrote: »
    Day 10..

    To be honest I'm currently doing this to prove to myself that I have the self control more than anything else really. To think that I've been at this for over a year now and still haven't gone longer than about 25 days is ridiculous. How hard is it supposed to be. (No pun intended! :D )

    14 days is the longest I've went without so far.


  • #591
    c_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,436 ✭✭✭c_man


    cloud493 wrote: »
    Why would anyone feel the need to masturbate in the bathroom at work? :confused: Can't comprehend it.

    Ah now, I limit it to the disabled jacks when the need arises. I'm not an animal!


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  • #592
    Gael23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,151 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    c_man wrote: »
    Ah now, I limit it to the disabled jacks when the need arises. I'm not an animal!

    I once (quite recently) did it in a public toilet. I had run out of lube for a few days so I bought some and immediately got to work😄


  • #593
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    C14N wrote: »
    The number of times my housemate has nearly walked in on me having one (in addition to one time he actually did walk in) still kind of indicates I'm not making much noise while doing it.


    Who doesn't like a danger ****?


  • #594
    Gael23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,151 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    Who doesn't like a danger ****?

    I try to avoid but on occasions needs must


  • #595
    Gael23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,151 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    Haven't had one since Friday morning. Spent the weekend sharing a room with 2 others so had no opportunity. Might keep going and see how long I last


  • #596
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,691 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    This is the weirdest thread I've ever stumbled across in AH, and I've been here for 13 years!


  • #597
    Pugzilla
    Site Banned Posts: 1,763 ✭✭✭Pugzilla


    Day 29


  • #598
    cloud493
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    antodeco wrote: »
    This is the weirdest thread I've ever stumbled across in AH, and I've been here for 13 years!

    Theres a good joke here but I don't got it.


  • #599
    super_furry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,356 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    Ah here lads. When did After Hours turn into 4chan?


  • #600
    Pugzilla
    Site Banned Posts: 1,763 ✭✭✭Pugzilla


    cloud493 wrote: »
    Theres a good joke here but I don't got it.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSF82AwSDiU


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  • #601
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    super_furry wrote: »
    Ah here lads. When did After Hours turn into 4chan?

    After Hours created 4chan


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