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The NoFap Challenge

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 Lucifer MorningStar
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    Think I might give this a try to see if I notice any difference


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,928 Hotfail.com
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    It looks like the main reason people do it is because they want to make themselves so desperate for a **** that they'll actually have to find a a girlfriend to do it for them... :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,812 thelad95
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    Any other teenager who goes to the Gaeltacht feels this struggle annually,going very soon and thinking of trying to abstain for three weeks!

    You could find a female ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24 AnonEmos99


    policarp wrote: »
    Cork DJ.?

    My thoughts exactly.

    Oh and I don't fap O.o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,928 Hotfail.com
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    AnonEmos99 wrote: »
    My thoughts exactly.

    Oh and I don't fap O.o

    Bullshit.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,526 Doge
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    Bullshit.

    I didn't fap til I was about 20/21, would you believe that? ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24 AnonEmos99


    Bullshit.

    Why bother fapping when you've got better things to do with your time? Like videogames and science. And cake. Lots and lots of cake :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,928 Hotfail.com
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    waveform wrote: »
    I didn't fap til I was about 20/21, would you believe that? ;)

    Catholic Church.
    AnonEmos99 wrote: »
    Why bother fapping when you've got better things to do with your time? Like videogames and science. And cake. Lots and lots of cake :D

    Better things to do than fapping? HAHAHAHAHA. :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,812 thelad95
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    It's actually unhealthy not to treat the lad now and again. It's been linked to hormone imbalances and testicular cancer.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,526 Doge
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    Catholic Church.

    Not at all! :o


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,928 Hotfail.com
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    thelad95 wrote: »
    It's actually unhealthy not to treat the lad now and again. It's been linked to hormone imbalances and testicular cancer.

    Yeah but you'll go blind!
    waveform wrote: »
    Not at all! :o

    You were a sad aul bollocks so... And you had one.... :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24 AnonEmos99


    thelad95 wrote: »
    It's actually unhealthy not to treat the lad now and again. It's been linked to hormone imbalances and testicular cancer.

    To be fair, almost everything can be linked to hormone imbalances. As for testicular cancer, I thought the cause of it was unknown. Or at least that's what was taught during that very awkward class in fifth year... testicular cancer can't be linked to not fapping. Cork is said to have a lot of testicular cancer and, judging by this thread alone, a lot of Cork people do flog the log.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,928 Hotfail.com
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    AnonEmos99 wrote: »
    To be fair, almost everything can be linked to hormone imbalances. As for testicular cancer, I thought the cause of it was unknown. Or at least that's what was taught during that very awkward class in fifth year... testicular cancer can't be linked to not fapping. Cork is said to have a lot of testicular cancer and, judging by this thread alone, a lot of Cork people do flog the log.

    You calling me a wanker?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24 AnonEmos99


    Cork is full of **** but I guess there are a few other normal people there. You just need to look hard enough.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,928 Hotfail.com
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    AnonEmos99 wrote: »
    Cork is full of **** but I guess there are a few other normal people there. You just need to look hard enough.

    That was so shit. :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24 AnonEmos99


    That was so shit. :p

    Blame the alleged hormone imbalance.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 68 DarraghFitz98
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    thelad95 wrote: »
    You could find a female ;)

    I could ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 LizzieJones
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    AnonEmos99 wrote: »
    Why bother fapping when you've got better things to do with your time? Like videogames and science. And cake. Lots and lots of cake :D

    Eat too much cake and after a while you won't be able to find it to fap it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,464 Galwayguy35
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    Matthew McConaughey gave some sound advice in The Wolf of Wall Street, 4 to 5 times a day for a clear head.


  • Posts: 11,734 [Deleted User]
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    i tried this for a week my balls hurt so much


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 190 spookmaster
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    I mean, how hard can it be? I reckon I could pull it off no problem. Just for a few days would be easy, read a book or listen to music instead, maybe go to the cine kjdg;kdgvksjgvskjagdvlgavldjgvlgvjkdbvljdgvljhsvjshdbslca


    pull it off? that's the opposite of what you need to do!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 cloud493
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    Still haven't fapped :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,108 Gael23
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    cloud493 wrote: »
    Still haven't fapped :cool:

    Everytime I read this thread it makes me want to tap. I don't get why you deprive yourself for so long


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 cloud493
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    Combination of lack of desire and wanting to prove I can.


  • Site Banned Posts: 1,762 Pugzilla
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    Day 22


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,910 Gwynplaine
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    Pugzilla wrote: »
    Day 22

    How are you not buckled over in pain? 3 days and I've pain in lower stomach, pale face, and balls are heavy with a dull ache. It's not a nice feeling at all.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,812 thelad95
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    Gwynplaine wrote: »
    How are you not buckled over in pain? 3 days and I've pain in lower stomach, pale face, and balls are heavy with a dull ache. It's not a nice feeling at all.

    You might have a different underlying problem if it's really affecting you that badly. Maybe a trip to the GP might be advisable.

    Sometimes, if I'm really busy I might last for a week or two without realising it. I don't find it that difficult but my god the morning wood is like a cricket bat.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 277 BBJBIG
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    So ... anyone manage ta go fur a hole year, witout rubbin one out ??? ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,108 Gael23
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    thelad95 wrote: »
    You might have a different underlying problem if it's really affecting you that badly. Maybe a trip to the GP might be advisable.

    Sometimes, if I'm really busy I might last for a week or two without realising it. I don't find it that difficult but my god the morning wood is like a cricket bat.

    I trust my GP alot and I could tell him almost anything but that's not something I could discuss.


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  • Site Banned Posts: 1,762 Pugzilla
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