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Synode · 12-02-2015 05:02PM

.ak wrote: »

The missus looks very like her

Pics or GTFO

:pac:

mfceiling · 13-02-2015 03:43PM

And my little red van that I owned for the last 9 years has gone to a new home...farewell red rocket.

Swiftly replaced by a shiny silver model...all hail the silver bullet!!

awec · 13-02-2015 03:45PM

mfceiling wrote: »

And my little red van that I owned for the last 9 years has gone to a new home...farewell red rocket.

Swiftly replaced by a shiny silver model...all hail the silver bullet!!

Many a good night had in the back of that red van, isn't that what you're always saying?

.ak · 13-02-2015 03:47PM

Never trust a man in a van.

mfceiling · 13-02-2015 03:54PM

.ak wrote: »

Never trust a man in a van.

Feck off lads..I needed those bin liners and cable ties for work. And who never wore a balaclava on a cold dark evening...

Actually the back of the van was too small to swing a cat in.

.ak · 13-02-2015 03:54PM

mfceiling wrote: »

Feck off lads..I needed those bin liners and cable ties for work. And who never wore a balaclava on a cold dark evening...

Actually the back of the van was too small to swing a cat in.

So that's where those cats went missing...

awec · 13-02-2015 04:15PM

mfceiling wrote: »

Feck off lads..I needed those bin liners and cable ties for work. And who never wore a balaclava on a cold dark evening...

Actually the back of the van was too small to swing a cat in.

Size matters.

Zzippy · 13-02-2015 04:22PM

mfceiling wrote: »

Feck off lads..I needed those bin liners and cable ties for work. And who never wore a balaclava on a cold dark evening...

Actually the back of the van was too small to swing a cat in.

MUST. RESIST. OBVIOUS. PUN....

Feck it... swingin' pussy!

mfceiling · 13-02-2015 04:41PM

Zzippy wrote: »

MUST. RESIST. OBVIOUS. PUN....

Feck it... swingin' pussy!

You beat me to it!!

mfceiling · 13-02-2015 04:42PM

awec wrote: »

Size matters.

Big enough to fill a pram!!:D

Teferi · 13-02-2015 05:08PM

My boss is the most frustrating man in the world. He's older than Jaco so we're really looking back into the Stone Age and he barely knows what a computer is but he surrounds himself with technology that is simply beyond him. At the same time he can be fairly obstinate about everything and especially when it comes to technology more advanced than a toaster.

We're currently having drama because we (read: I) had to reset his Gmail password earlier because he forgot it and obviously this has effected Gmail on his iPhone. I'm trying to get him to enter his newly created Gmail password into the Mail app and it keeps giving us a 'Password is incorrect' error. Now I've asked him numerous times is he sure that the password he is entering is correct and he assured me it was. I knew he was talking through his hole so I threw Gmail up in my browser and asked him to sign into his Gmail there. He enters his username and password and it gives us the 'Password is incorrect' error on the browser.

Just to further verify this with him I downloaded the Gmail App onto his phone whereby we receive the same error when he enters his information.

He is now refusing to believe that he is entering the new password he created less than 2 hours ago incorrectly despite the mountain of evidence in front of his face.

This is my nightmare.

dregin · 13-02-2015 05:12PM

What do you do? Want a job? We're hiring!

Teferi · 13-02-2015 05:32PM

I have a degree in computer science so I'm the de facto IT guy for our small company but my actual role is in digital marketing.

dregin · 13-02-2015 05:41PM

Don't suppose you fancy a move to Boston?

13-02-2015 05:49PM

mfceiling wrote: »

And my little red van that I owned for the last 9 years has gone to a new home...farewell red rocket.

Swiftly replaced by a shiny silver model...all hail the silver bullet!!

If you had two...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70XkFKaq3W4

13-02-2015 05:53PM

Then you'd be man with.. ven

Teferi · 13-02-2015 05:54PM

dregin wrote: »

Don't suppose you fancy a move to Boston?

I would move to Boston in a heart beat.

dregin · 13-02-2015 06:00PM

Giz an email address there.

Wang King · 13-02-2015 08:03PM

Teferi wrote: »

I would move to Boston in a heart beat.

I'll help pay for the ticket!!

durkadurka · 13-02-2015 08:55PM

Wang King wrote: »

I'll help pay for the ticket!!

Put me down for a tenner

durkadurka · 13-02-2015 09:04PM

A mixed night for Teferi.

Job offer in America from one randomer, and two other randomers offering to pay for him to go the fcuk away

Wang King · 14-02-2015 12:24AM

durkadurka wrote: »

A mixed night for Teferi.

Job offer in America from one randomer, and two other randomers offering to pay for him to go the fcuk away

If I could, I'd thank this post twice ðŸ˜‚

.ak · 14-02-2015 12:26AM

I'm not sure how that's mixed...

Swiwi. · 14-02-2015 07:10AM

Lads, I know there are mixed views on this forum about the merits or otherwise of cricket...but the cricket world cup has just started, so I downloaded the offical app: it's awesome! The multimedia section is class, and I will be delighted if the same quality of app comes out for the RWC. You can watch match highlights, themed highlights (eg all the wickets, all the big shots, dropped catchs etc) etc, all with rapid response time (no spinning wheel shiite) and in HD.

NZ off to a winning start too, Ireland kick off (ok then, hit or bowl off) on Monday v the West Indies, 10pm Irish time which is handy enough, at least for watching the 1st innings.

14-02-2015 09:18AM

Teferi wrote: »

I would move to Boston in a heart beat.

14-02-2015 11:08AM

Swiwi. wrote: »

Lads, I know there are mixed views on this forum about the merits or otherwise of cricket...but the cricket world cup has just started, so I downloaded the offical app: it's awesome! The multimedia section is class, and I will be delighted if the same quality of app comes out for the RWC. You can watch match highlights, themed highlights (eg all the wickets, all the big shots, dropped catchs etc) etc, all with rapid response time (no spinning wheel shiite) and in HD.

NZ off to a winning start too, Ireland kick off (ok then, hit or bowl off) on Monday v the West Indies, 10pm Irish time which is handy enough, at least for watching the 1st innings.

Cricket's grand to be honest. Great day out too

Yeah_Right · 14-02-2015 11:56AM

Deleted User wrote: »

Cricket's grand to be honest. Great day out too

As long as there's beer and sunshine.

OldRio · 14-02-2015 12:26PM

Yeah_Right wrote: »

As long as there's beer and sunshine.

and a postponement.

mfceiling · 14-02-2015 01:19PM

Well lads how's the valentines going?

I'm after getting dogs abuse in the florists from 4 oul ones..."ah sure look at him in now" "you should have had this organised weeks ago" "too mean to pay for the delivery"

When the girl at the counter asked if I'd like a message on the card I says "really sorry for your loss, she will be sadly missed by us all"
The looks on their faces!! I'm after fecking the card in the bin, but it gave me a laugh and that's all that matters!!

molloyjh · 14-02-2015 02:37PM

mfceiling wrote: »

Well lads how's the valentines going?

I'm after getting dogs abuse in the florists from 4 oul ones..."ah sure look at him in now" "you should have had this organised weeks ago" "too mean to pay for the delivery"

When the girl at the counter asked if I'd like a message on the card I says "really sorry for your loss, she will be sadly missed by us all"
The looks on their faces!! I'm after fecking the card in the bin, but it gave me a laugh and that's all that matters!!

F-ing brilliant! Well played sir.

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