.ak wrote: » The missus looks very like her
mfceiling wrote: » And my little red van that I owned for the last 9 years has gone to a new home...farewell red rocket. Swiftly replaced by a shiny silver model...all hail the silver bullet!!
.ak wrote: » Never trust a man in a van.
mfceiling wrote: » Feck off lads..I needed those bin liners and cable ties for work. And who never wore a balaclava on a cold dark evening... Actually the back of the van was too small to swing a cat in.
Zzippy wrote: » MUST. RESIST. OBVIOUS. PUN.... Feck it... swingin' pussy!
awec wrote: » Size matters.
dregin wrote: » Don't suppose you fancy a move to Boston?
Teferi wrote: » I would move to Boston in a heart beat.
Wang King wrote: » I'll help pay for the ticket!!
durkadurka wrote: » A mixed night for Teferi. Job offer in America from one randomer, and two other randomers offering to pay for him to go the fcuk away
Swiwi. wrote: » Lads, I know there are mixed views on this forum about the merits or otherwise of cricket...but the cricket world cup has just started, so I downloaded the offical app: it's awesome! The multimedia section is class, and I will be delighted if the same quality of app comes out for the RWC. You can watch match highlights, themed highlights (eg all the wickets, all the big shots, dropped catchs etc) etc, all with rapid response time (no spinning wheel shiite) and in HD. NZ off to a winning start too, Ireland kick off (ok then, hit or bowl off) on Monday v the West Indies, 10pm Irish time which is handy enough, at least for watching the 1st innings.
Deleted User wrote: » Cricket's grand to be honest. Great day out too
Yeah_Right wrote: » As long as there's beer and sunshine.
mfceiling wrote: » Well lads how's the valentines going? I'm after getting dogs abuse in the florists from 4 oul ones..."ah sure look at him in now" "you should have had this organised weeks ago" "too mean to pay for the delivery" When the girl at the counter asked if I'd like a message on the card I says "really sorry for your loss, she will be sadly missed by us all" The looks on their faces!! I'm after fecking the card in the bin, but it gave me a laugh and that's all that matters!!