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    Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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    • #4742
      Ara ararauna
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      When somebody rubs their jeans with the palm of their hand....
      that friction noise.... *shudder*


    • #4743
      jimgoose
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      MsBubbles wrote: »
      jimgoose durty ;)

      Nowt wrong wi' t'Battenberg, woman!


    • #4744
      MsBubbles
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      Jim, I thought you meant something else with all the talk of roiding and mickeys in here lately.
      I love battenburg stupid coeliac disease means I can't eat cake or bread any more. The GF stuff takes like wet cardboard


    • #4745
      OldNotWIse
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      eisenberg1 wrote: »
      Are you sure you are not, you know....;)


      Um...I dunno.


    • #4746
      jimgoose
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      OldNotWIse wrote: »
      Um...I dunno.

      Battenberg is the triangular one covered in chocolate.


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    • #4747
      OldNotWIse
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      Ara ararauna wrote: »
      When somebody rubs their jeans with the palm of their hand....
      that friction noise.... *shudder*


      How about the dry squeak when you chew the corner of a dry towel with a back molar? :P


    • #4748
      Boom_Bap
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      OldNotWIse wrote: »
      How about the dry squeak when you chew the corner of a dry towel with a back molar? :P

      is that prison talk?


    • #4749
      MsBubbles
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      breaking up polystyrene. Nails on a chalkboard


    • #4750
      qo2cj1dsne8y4k
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      I want a sandwich but don't want to disturb my lipstick. The hardship of my life. The burden of lipstick that smudges :(


    • #4751
      MsBubbles
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      Lexie don't see the problem, eat sandwich reapply lipstick


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    • #4752
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      jimgoose wrote: »
      Battenberg is the triangular one covered in chocolate.

      Battenburg is square with two colours of sponge covered in marzipan. But then again, I don't get the reference so carry on...


    • #4753
      whiskeyman
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      LexieOnRale wrote: »
      I want a sandwich but don't want to disturb my lipstick. The hardship of my life. The burden of lipstick that smudges :(
      MsBubbles wrote: »
      Lexie don't see the problem, eat sandwich reapply lipstick

      Eat a lipstick sandwich!



      problem solved... ;)


    • #4754
      bonzodog2
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      Jaxen Curved Shaver wrote: »
      Battenburg is square with two colours of sponge covered in marzipan.

      And is the work of Satan, along with pink wafer biscuits.


    • #4755
      Boom_Bap
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      Jaxen Curved Shaver wrote: »
      Battenburg is square with two colours of sponge covered in marzipan. But then again, I don't get the reference so carry on...

      I was wondering what to have for dinner tonight, looks like its going to be Battenburg.

      (only 1 dinner today)


    • #4756
      MsBubbles
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      Boom_Bap Battenberg is dessert .


    • #4757
      jimgoose
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      Jaxen Curved Shaver wrote: »
      Battenburg is square with two colours of sponge covered in marzipan. But then again, I don't get the reference so carry on...

      That's the heathen Sassenach Battenberg. I'm talking about Irish Battenberg, the real one! :p


    • #4758
      qo2cj1dsne8y4k
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      MsBubbles wrote: »
      Lexie don't see the problem, eat sandwich reapply lipstick


      It's matt red. :( I'll have to fix foundation, apply lipliner, apply lipstick, apply concealer. Can't be arsed. Is there a patent on lazy?


    • #4759
      Boom_Bap
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      MsBubbles wrote: »
      Boom_Bap Battenberg is dessert .

      but it could be a dinner


    • #4760
      dub_skav
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      MsBubbles wrote: »
      Boom_Bap Battenberg is dessert .

      Not if you eat it with a knife and fork.

      Spoon = dessert
      Knife and Fork = dinner

      Go for it Senor Bap


    • #4761
      MsBubbles
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      what's irish battenberg Jim ? Never heard of it


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    • #4762
      MsBubbles
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      Lexie buy lipcote then. I love applying make up


    • #4763
      Boom_Bap
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      dub_skav wrote: »
      Not if you eat it with a knife and fork.

      Spoon = dessert
      Knife and Fork = dinner

      Go for it Senor Bap

      I believe we have the same theories on life Monsenior Skav


    • #4764
      jimgoose
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      MsBubbles wrote: »
      what's irish battenberg Jim ? Never heard of it

      Triangular sponge-cake about a foot long, covered in a thick layer of chocolate. The Old Mill Bakery in Cork make them.


    • #4765
      OldNotWIse
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      LexieOnRale wrote: »
      I want a sandwich but don't want to disturb my lipstick. The hardship of my life. The burden of lipstick that smudges :(


      Try Maxfactor lipfinity. Amazing :) It even stays on during you know what. All the mickey holding in the world wont knock it off :D


    • #4766
      whiskeyman
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      LexieOnRale wrote: »
      Is there a patent on lazy?

      Not yet... no one couldn't be arsed filing it...


    • #4767
      OldNotWIse
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      jimgoose wrote: »
      Triangular sponge-cake about a foot long, covered in a thick layer of chocolate. The Old Mill Bakery in Cork make them.

      I thought Battenberg was the pink and yellow rectangular sponge covered in marzipan? :(


    • #4768
      eisenberg1
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      bonzodog2 wrote: »
      And is the work of Satan, along with pink wafer biscuits.


      Along with Jaffa cakes, fcukin horrible things.


    • #4769
      dub_skav
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      OldNotWIse wrote: »
      I thought Battenberg was the pink and yellow rectangular sponge covered in marzipan? :(

      It is, just not in Cork by the sounds of it


    • #4770
      qo2cj1dsne8y4k
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      OldNotWIse wrote: »
      Try Maxfactor lipfinity. Amazing :) It even stays on during you know what. All the mickey holding in the world wont knock it off :D



      Hahahaha, I wear Mac Ruby Woo, I love giving the oh little kisses with it on, side of his face/neck. Not to be affectionate tho, to mark my territory and he can't usually see it. It's my equivalent to peeing on him if I were a dog.


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    • #4771
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      eisenberg1 wrote: »
      Along with Jaffa cakes, fcukin horrible things.



      Get out! :eek:


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