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Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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  • #4742
    Ara ararauna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18 ✭Ara ararauna


    When somebody rubs their jeans with the palm of their hand....
    that friction noise.... *shudder*


  • #4743
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,209 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    jimgoose durty ;)

    Nowt wrong wi' t'Battenberg, woman!


  • #4744
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    Jim, I thought you meant something else with all the talk of roiding and mickeys in here lately.
    I love battenburg stupid coeliac disease means I can't eat cake or bread any more. The GF stuff takes like wet cardboard


  • #4745
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Are you sure you are not, you know....;)


    Um...I dunno.


  • #4746
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,209 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Um...I dunno.

    Battenberg is the triangular one covered in chocolate.


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  • #4747
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Ara ararauna wrote: »
    When somebody rubs their jeans with the palm of their hand....
    that friction noise.... *shudder*


    How about the dry squeak when you chew the corner of a dry towel with a back molar? :P


  • #4748
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    How about the dry squeak when you chew the corner of a dry towel with a back molar? :P

    is that prison talk?


  • #4749
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    breaking up polystyrene. Nails on a chalkboard


  • #4750
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    I want a sandwich but don't want to disturb my lipstick. The hardship of my life. The burden of lipstick that smudges :(


  • #4751
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    Lexie don't see the problem, eat sandwich reapply lipstick


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  • #4752
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Battenberg is the triangular one covered in chocolate.

    Battenburg is square with two colours of sponge covered in marzipan. But then again, I don't get the reference so carry on...


  • #4753
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    I want a sandwich but don't want to disturb my lipstick. The hardship of my life. The burden of lipstick that smudges :(
    MsBubbles wrote: »
    Lexie don't see the problem, eat sandwich reapply lipstick

    Eat a lipstick sandwich!



    problem solved... ;)


  • #4754
    bonzodog2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,340 ✭✭✭bonzodog2


    Jaxen Curved Shaver wrote: »
    Battenburg is square with two colours of sponge covered in marzipan.

    And is the work of Satan, along with pink wafer biscuits.


  • #4755
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Jaxen Curved Shaver wrote: »
    Battenburg is square with two colours of sponge covered in marzipan. But then again, I don't get the reference so carry on...

    I was wondering what to have for dinner tonight, looks like its going to be Battenburg.

    (only 1 dinner today)


  • #4756
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    Boom_Bap Battenberg is dessert .


  • #4757
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,209 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Jaxen Curved Shaver wrote: »
    Battenburg is square with two colours of sponge covered in marzipan. But then again, I don't get the reference so carry on...

    That's the heathen Sassenach Battenberg. I'm talking about Irish Battenberg, the real one! :p


  • #4758
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    Lexie don't see the problem, eat sandwich reapply lipstick


    It's matt red. :( I'll have to fix foundation, apply lipliner, apply lipstick, apply concealer. Can't be arsed. Is there a patent on lazy?


  • #4759
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    Boom_Bap Battenberg is dessert .

    but it could be a dinner


  • #4760
    dub_skav
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,530 ✭✭✭dub_skav


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    Boom_Bap Battenberg is dessert .

    Not if you eat it with a knife and fork.

    Spoon = dessert
    Knife and Fork = dinner

    Go for it Senor Bap


  • #4761
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    what's irish battenberg Jim ? Never heard of it


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  • #4762
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    Lexie buy lipcote then. I love applying make up


  • #4763
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    dub_skav wrote: »
    Not if you eat it with a knife and fork.

    Spoon = dessert
    Knife and Fork = dinner

    Go for it Senor Bap

    I believe we have the same theories on life Monsenior Skav


  • #4764
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,209 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    what's irish battenberg Jim ? Never heard of it

    Triangular sponge-cake about a foot long, covered in a thick layer of chocolate. The Old Mill Bakery in Cork make them.


  • #4765
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    I want a sandwich but don't want to disturb my lipstick. The hardship of my life. The burden of lipstick that smudges :(


    Try Maxfactor lipfinity. Amazing :) It even stays on during you know what. All the mickey holding in the world wont knock it off :D


  • #4766
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Is there a patent on lazy?

    Not yet... no one couldn't be arsed filing it...


  • #4767
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Triangular sponge-cake about a foot long, covered in a thick layer of chocolate. The Old Mill Bakery in Cork make them.

    I thought Battenberg was the pink and yellow rectangular sponge covered in marzipan? :(


  • #4768
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    bonzodog2 wrote: »
    And is the work of Satan, along with pink wafer biscuits.


    Along with Jaffa cakes, fcukin horrible things.


  • #4769
    dub_skav
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,530 ✭✭✭dub_skav


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    I thought Battenberg was the pink and yellow rectangular sponge covered in marzipan? :(

    It is, just not in Cork by the sounds of it


  • #4770
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Try Maxfactor lipfinity. Amazing :) It even stays on during you know what. All the mickey holding in the world wont knock it off :D



    Hahahaha, I wear Mac Ruby Woo, I love giving the oh little kisses with it on, side of his face/neck. Not to be affectionate tho, to mark my territory and he can't usually see it. It's my equivalent to peeing on him if I were a dog.


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  • #4771
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Along with Jaffa cakes, fcukin horrible things.



    Get out! :eek:


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