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Wilberto · 03-02-2015 12:42AM

dee_mc wrote: »

Imagine a world in which someone can spell Prosecco but cannot spell toast...
Don't even get me started on the 'sexy' newborn, eek!

...or the blatant racism.

KKkitty · 03-02-2015 12:50AM

Joined a group called Cures and Queries. It has people asking for cures to all sorts of ailments big and small. Maybe it's just me but some of the comments are bat sh1t crazy.

shruikan2553 · 03-02-2015 12:57AM

KKkitty wrote: »

Joined a group called Cures and Queries. It has people asking for cures to all sorts of ailments big and small. Maybe it's just me but some of the comments are bat sh1t crazy.

Tell them to put mustard on it for everything and see if anyone tries it.

KKkitty · 03-02-2015 01:00AM

shruikan2553 wrote: »

Tell them to put mustard on it for everything and see if anyone tries it.

Some on it would probably do it and all. Many put stuff that only a doctor would be able to treat.

893bet · 03-02-2015 01:06AM

dee_mc wrote: »

Imagine a world in which someone can spell Prosecco but cannot spell toast...
Don't even get me started on the 'sexy' newborn, eek!

She used the bottle! No doubt!

fro9etb8j5qsl2 · 03-02-2015 01:08AM

A woman on my local facebook buy and sell page was trying to sell half a box of the eastern european brand of amoxicillan last night :eek: :rolleyes:

KKkitty · 03-02-2015 01:20AM

Titus Plain Storefront wrote: »

A woman on my local facebook buy and sell page was trying to sell half a box of the eastern european brand of amoxicillan last night :eek: :rolleyes:

What the actual fcuk!!

Toots · 03-02-2015 01:35AM

A friend of mine posted the most nauseatingly disgustingly cutesy-poo post on her FB earlier on. After I'd read it (and cleaned up the pile of sick on my laptop) I was dying to put it on here, only she uses the site, and would know it was me. God damn it! It'd nearly be worth the ban to sign up a dupe account just so I could enrich this thread.

Super-Rush · 03-02-2015 01:47AM

Toots wrote: »

A friend of mine posted the most nauseatingly disgustingly cutesy-poo post on her FB earlier on. After I'd read it (and cleaned up the pile of sick on my laptop) I was dying to put it on here, only she uses the site, and would know it was me. God damn it! It'd nearly be worth the ban to sign up a dupe account just so I could enrich this thread.

You can have more than one account. You'll only get in bother if you use one to circumvent a ban.

humberklog · 03-02-2015 01:51AM

Toots wrote: »

A friend of mine posted the most nauseatingly disgustingly cutesy-poo post on her FB earlier on. After I'd read it (and cleaned up the pile of sick on my laptop) I was dying to put it on here, only she uses the site, and would know it was me. God damn it! It'd nearly be worth the ban to sign up a dupe account just so I could enrich this thread.

Not sure if this post is a post about a FB status or if it is the actual FB status quoted and posted here?

Un Croissant · 03-02-2015 02:06AM

Would pming someone else the text to post help? Not now cos I've written this in public

Taylor365 · 03-02-2015 11:42AM

dee_mc wrote: »

Imagine a world in which someone can spell Prosecco but cannot spell toast...
Don't even get me started on the 'sexy' newborn, eek!

Ah c'mon now don't be so harsh, shes probably only a kid herself! :pac:

Toots · 03-02-2015 01:48PM

Un Croissant wrote: »

Would pming someone else the text to post help? Not now cos I've written this in public

Feck. I should have thought of that.

Sittingpretty · 03-02-2015 11:06PM

RainyDay wrote: »

In short, yes. When you signed up for a network that is based around user-generated content, it shouldn't come as a huge surprise that some of that content is not to your own taste. If your sensitivity to such content exceeds your ability to give someone who has just lost a baby a break, then maybe Facebook is not the place for you. Or Twitter. Or Tumblr. Or anything that doesn't have a full-time editor with similar sensitivities to you reviewing content

Do you see the irony in your critique of my opinion on such Facebook posts? Perhaps you should take your own advice where my view offends you.

I have lost a baby myself so I have been that soldier and I did say that I have every sympathy for this person who posted the pics. For me, it doesn't belong on Facebook that doesn't negate any sympathy or understanding I have for that position. It's an opinion.

RainyDay · 04-02-2015 12:12AM

Sittingpretty wrote: »

Do you see the irony in your critique of my opinion on such Facebook posts? Perhaps you should take your own advice where my view offends you.

Your view doesn't offend me. I never gave any suggestion that it offends me. I disagree with it, but it doesn't offend me.

Sittingpretty wrote: »

I have lost a baby myself so I have been that soldier and I did say that I have every sympathy for this person who posted the pics. For me, it doesn't belong on Facebook that doesn't negate any sympathy or understanding I have for that position. It's an opinion.

My sympathies on your loss. You're quite entitled to your opinion. But it is entirely in your control. If the risk of seeing this kind of material is significant for you, you need to stay off Facebook or other networks of user-generated material. Or defriend people. Or hide future updates. You have loads of options, other than blaming the person going through the difficult situation.

Sittingpretty · 04-02-2015 12:43AM

RainyDay wrote: »

Your view doesn't offend me. I never gave any suggestion that it offends me. I disagree with it, but it doesn't offend me.

My sympathies on your loss. You're quite entitled to your opinion. But it is entirely in your control. If the risk of seeing this kind of material is significant for you, you need to stay off Facebook or other networks of user-generated material. Or defriend people. Or hide future updates. You have loads of options, other than blaming the person going through the difficult situation.

I require neither your sympathy nor your sage advice regarding "user generated material" on Facebook.
This is usually quite a lighthearted thread, my initial response to you was in keeping with that sprit but I see no point in taking our difference of opinion any further by derailing an otherwise light and amusing thread.

Ihatecuddles · 04-02-2015 09:02AM

These two at it again.

'look how cute my boo is

' then this screenshot

I should add they're having a baby soon.

Taylor365 · 04-02-2015 09:22AM

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

These two at it again.

'look how cute my boo is ' then this screenshot

I should add they're having a baby soon.

.....

I give em 2 months.

NormalBob Ubiquitypants · 04-02-2015 11:43AM

Taylor365 wrote: »

.....

I give em 2 months.

I'd give them a book on grammar.

RainyDay · 04-02-2015 05:31PM

Sittingpretty wrote: »

I require neither [....] nor your sage advice regarding "user generated material" on Facebook.

I think we'll agree to disagree on that. Best of luck.

retro:electro · 04-02-2015 08:38PM

I don't know the person who posted this but it popped up on my timeline because a girl I work with commented on it.
Mega lols

brandnewaward · 04-02-2015 09:20PM

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

These two at it again.

'look how cute my boo is ' then this screenshot

I should add they're having a baby soon.

mikey mc donagh?

brandnewaward · 04-02-2015 10:06PM

handy grub tonight, kelsey loves mcdonalds tanks fuk cant wait till kye is old enough to have it roll on the less stress

4 hours later......
Awake early with kye crying gimme patience tat is it, time to get da tubes tied cant handle dis at dis hour of a sunday mornin my ****in god — feeling annoyed.

coolhull · 04-02-2015 10:08PM

brandnewaward wrote: »

handy grub tonight, kelsey loves mcdonalds tanks fuk cant wait till kye is old enough to have it roll on the less stress

4 hours later......
Awake early with kye crying gimme patience tat is it, time to get da tubes tied cant handle dis at dis hour of a sunday mornin my ****in god — feeling annoyed.

Aww, bless.....

fussyonion · 04-02-2015 10:58PM

""Sooooooooooooooooooooooooo excited!!!! C***** and I have just finalized the purchase of our FIRST NEW HOME and omg I am BEYOOOOOND excited!!!! K***** we are SO going shopping for like EVERYTHINGGGG!!! I'm talking cushions, duvets, lamps, carpets, OMG A SMEG FRIDGE!!! And we are totally having dinner parties like in Come dine with Me!!!!! Conrad's gone to get some champers, it'll probably go STRAIGHT to my head but I don't care-NEW HOUSE WOOP WOOP!!!!!!!""

:mad:

homemadecider · 04-02-2015 11:10PM

Smeg fridge?!?! :eek::eek:

Custardpi · 04-02-2015 11:12PM

They sound like a couple of smegheads alright.

Loughc · 05-02-2015 09:14AM

fussyonion wrote: »

""Sooooooooooooooooooooooooo excited!!!! C***** and I have just finalized the purchase of our FIRST NEW HOME and omg I am BEYOOOOOND excited!!!!
:mad:

I'm guessing the C stands for Conrad? :pac:

Grayson · 05-02-2015 09:21AM

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

These two at it again.

'look how cute my boo is ' then this screenshot

I should add they're having a baby soon.

She's dating a Justin Beiber song?

Fishyfreak · 05-02-2015 09:35AM

Person 1: Just got me dream job, buzzin
Person 2: Ah noway, wa job
Person 1: Security

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