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Farming and Relationships

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  • #62
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Feckthis wrote: »
    I can't believe no one has mentioned going to Thailand and bringing back a wife.

    Some of those require a 'Crocodile Dundee' test.


  • #63
    Feckthis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 504 ✭✭✭Feckthis


    Kovu wrote: »
    Some of those require a 'Crocodile Dundee' test.

    Know a two around me that have done it.

    Just to say it might be hard to get a women in Ireland that will put up with farming but there is a whole other world of people out there, that would love to live on a farm. As long as your not but ugly :D


  • #64
    welton john
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 300 ✭✭welton john


    Feckthis wrote: »
    I can't believe no one has mentioned going to Thailand and bringing back a wife.

    philippines could be a better bet ,bit stronger than the thai, better to muck out a shed ;)


  • #65
    J.O. Farmer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,578 ✭✭✭J.O. Farmer


    welton john wrote: »
    philippines could be a better bet ,bit stronger than the thai, better to muck out a shed ;)

    If that's what you want her for the crocodile Dundee test might still be needed but the opposite result. You want to get as much testosterone in her as possible for that heavy work.


  • #66
    welton john
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 300 ✭✭welton john


    Feckthis wrote: »
    Know a two around me that have done it.

    Just to say it might be hard to get a women in Ireland that will put up with farming but there is a whole other world of people out there, that would love to live on a farm. As long as your not but ugly :D

    Know a lad who went down that road and is happy out.


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  • #67
    welton john
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 300 ✭✭welton john


    J.O. Farmer wrote: »
    If that's what you want her for the crocodile Dundee test might still be needed but the opposite result. You want to get as much testosterone in her as possible for that heavy work.

    Ah the croc test would only be a formality if she had bigger hands than you;)


  • #68
    J.O. Farmer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,578 ✭✭✭J.O. Farmer


    welton john wrote: »
    Ah the croc test would only be a formality if she had bigger hands than you;)

    Don't forget the load bearing shoulders as opposed to child bearing hips.


  • #69
    Genghis Cant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,980 ✭✭✭Genghis Cant


    welton john wrote: »
    philippines could be a better bet ,bit stronger than the thai, better to muck out a shed ;)

    Big lump of blonde Russian ya want for that job.
    Breed the right type of a lad too I'd say.


  • #70
    Nekarsulm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,298 ✭✭✭✭Nekarsulm


    Genghis Cant wrote: »
    Big lump of blonde Russian ya want for that job.
    Breed the right type of a lad too I'd say.

    Also a lot handier just popping down to Lidl or Aldi, rather than trekking all the way to the Philippians.


  • #71
    welton john
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 300 ✭✭welton john


    what would docility be like in the russian?


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  • #72
    Feckthis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 504 ✭✭✭Feckthis


    welton john wrote: »
    what would docility be like in the russian?

    This is getting way out of hand. :)


  • #73
    Genghis Cant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,980 ✭✭✭Genghis Cant


    welton john wrote: »
    what would docility be like in the russian?

    A bit wild is a good thing. An index of ** would suffice. * might be too hot to handle, ya might never get near her. But if ya did corner her....... Jaysus it could be unreal.


  • #74
    Deepsouthwest
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,282 ✭✭✭Deepsouthwest


    Nice to see some crossbreeding going on here as well!


  • #75
    welton john
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 300 ✭✭welton john


    Genghis Cant wrote: »
    A bit wild is a good thing. An index of ** would suffice. * might be too hot to handle, ya might never get near her. But if ya did corner her....... Jaysus it could be unreal.

    Wouldn't be as safe a bet as the 'traditional breeds' but like you say could do well with her.Would you vaccinate???


  • #76
    Nekarsulm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,298 ✭✭✭✭Nekarsulm


    welton john wrote: »
    what would docility be like in the russian?

    If she is in good humour, it would be great.
    If she isn't .................... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lyudmila_Pavlichenko


  • #77
    yourpics
    Closed Accounts Posts: 904 ✭✭✭yourpics


    Most women are gold digging money grabbers, best to marry a girl who has a farm coming to her, that way you can increase your wealth!


  • #78
    Genghis Cant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,980 ✭✭✭Genghis Cant


    welton john wrote: »
    Wouldn't be as safe a bet as the 'traditional breeds' but like you say could do well with her.Would you vaccinate???

    A shot into the muscle a few times a week should keep her right!
    The odd application of pour on would be good too.
    Careful if your trying the bolus, I'd say the odd one would bite :-o


  • #79
    welton john
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 300 ✭✭welton john


    Genghis Cant wrote: »
    A shot into the muscle a few times a week should keep her right!
    The odd application of pour on would be good too.
    Careful if your trying the bolus, I'd say the odd one would bite :-o

    Could be missing a share of teeth so could be ok.
    Hardy breed alright and if a lad was stuck for space you could always outwinter her.Our winter would be no bother


  • #80
    whelan2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,641 ✭✭✭✭whelan2


    yourpics wrote: »
    Most women are gold digging money grabbers, best to marry a girl who has a farm coming to her, that way you can increase your wealth!
    ye you can never trust them, best way is to stay single and bring it all with you when you die


  • #81
    Reggie.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,608 ✭✭✭✭Reggie.


    whelan2 wrote: »
    ye you can never trust them, best way is to stay single and bring it all with you when you die

    Get a hearse with a ball hitch :D


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  • #82
    Miname
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,984 ✭✭✭Miname


    whelan2 wrote: »
    ye you can never trust them, best way is to stay single and bring it all with you when you die

    Will you go down there whelan and show that fella the light.


  • #83
    J.O. Farmer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,578 ✭✭✭J.O. Farmer


    Reggie. wrote: »
    Get a hearse with a ball hitch :D

    No I don't think the hearse would pull big enough trailer for all you'll be bringing. Best have an artic lorry for the chief mourners if there are any.


  • #84
    Reggie.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,608 ✭✭✭✭Reggie.


    J.O. Farmer wrote: »
    No I don't think the hearse would pull big enough trailer for all you'll be bringing. Best have an artic lorry for the chief mourners if there are any.

    No one's gonna miss me lad :D


  • #85
    J.O. Farmer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,578 ✭✭✭J.O. Farmer


    Reggie. wrote: »
    No one's gonna miss me lad :D

    I didn't mean you in particular just those afraid to lose it all when ultimately we will anyway.


  • #86
    Reggie.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,608 ✭✭✭✭Reggie.


    J.O. Farmer wrote: »
    I didn't mean you in particular just those afraid to lose it all when ultimately we will anyway.

    Look into a hole....rich or poor we all end up in the same dirt ;)


  • #87
    Nekarsulm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,298 ✭✭✭✭Nekarsulm


    Reggie. wrote: »
    Look into a hole....rich or poor we all end up in the same dirt ;)

    "Now at last, oh Glory be,
    I own my land, 6 feet by 3.
    Through death I got my life's desire,
    To be an Owner-Occupier"
    :D


  • #88
    J.O. Farmer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,578 ✭✭✭J.O. Farmer


    Reggie. wrote: »
    Look into a hole....rich or poor we all end up in the same dirt ;)

    Death the leveller

    http://www.daypoems.net/poems/288.html


  • #89
    djmc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,611 ✭✭✭djmc


    My wife has asked me on occasion where I would like to be buried or if I would like to be cremated to which I reply
    Ara sure just fuk me on the dung heap and let the crows be ateing me.


  • #90
    Mehaffey1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,665 ✭✭✭Mehaffey1


    Recently broke up with my fiancé of 3 years. Both full time farming in NZ thankfully on different farms.

    Boards not inspiring me for this onslaught of young women throwing themselves at my feet I was hoping for haha


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  • #91
    Reggie.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,608 ✭✭✭✭Reggie.


    Mehaffey1 wrote: »
    Recently broke up with my fiancé of 3 years. Both full time farming in NZ thankfully on different farms.

    Boards not inspiring me for this onslaught of young women throwing themselves at my feet I was hoping for haha

    Rough times Mehaffey. Only thing I suppose to look on the bright side is that it was a break up and not a divorce. Them things are messy


    As for these fellas here...They are out from the dating game a while only living out their fantasies...:D:P

    Bring the rain....


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