Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

jimgoose · 23-01-2015 03:35PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Thats a great idea, a special shopping helmet, gladiator style, with big trident for poking fcukers outa the way

Running thru the Ilac "I am Spartacus, make way, peasants"

Nice technique. Being a tall bony cunnox I like to do more of an Edward Longshanks Plantagenet on it, with a full suit of armour featuring a big red cross, a jousting-lance and a broadsword. "One is the King, you know. Begone, heathens!!"

OldNotWIse · 23-01-2015 03:35PM

I'm TA that I never did the whole going crazy thing when I was young...always felt kind of smug about it tbh, but now, when I am old enough to know better..I'm starting to do all the crazy shít. It feels like a weird kind of third life crisis or something.

jimgoose · 23-01-2015 03:37PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

I'm TA that I never did the whole going crazy thing when I was young...always felt kind of smug about it tbh, but now, when I am old enough to know better..I'm starting to do all the crazy shít. It feels like a weird kind of third life crisis or something.

If it makes you feel any better I've never acted my age and never will. I'm still a bit persona non-grata around here over falling off the chungfellit-oop-t'road's 50cc scooter thing a couple years ago while showing him how to wheelie it. :pac:

dub_skav · 23-01-2015 03:42PM

jimgoose wrote: »

If it makes you feel any better I've never acted my age and never will. I'm still a bit persona non-grata around here over falling off the chungfellit-oop-t'road's 50cc scooter thing a couple years ago while showing him how to wheelie it. :pac:

To be fair, you're not supposed to bring those things indoors.

OldNotWIse · 23-01-2015 03:42PM

When you start emailing someone you've been banging and then decide against it and the message "do you want to save changes" takes on a whole new meaning....

jimgoose · 23-01-2015 03:42PM

dub_skav wrote: »

To be fair, you're not supposed to bring those things indoors.

I have a long hallway.

OldNotWIse · 23-01-2015 03:47PM

jimgoose wrote: »

I have a long hallway.

Snort

eisenberg1 · 23-01-2015 03:48PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

I'm TA that I never did the whole going crazy thing when I was young...always felt kind of smug about it tbh, but now, when I am old enough to know better..I'm starting to do all the crazy shít. It feels like a weird kind of third life crisis or something.

I suppose going upstairs on the bus is next:D

Or a year off, to find yourself............and smoking bananas in a hut in India.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 23-01-2015 03:49PM

People hating on other peoples eyebrows

jimgoose · 23-01-2015 03:50PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

I suppose going upstairs on the bus is next:D

Or a year off, to find yourself............and smoking bananas in a hut in India.

The whole "crazy young tearabout" bit is overrated and bloody hard work. I suggest finding a moderate level of Mental Bastard that works for you, and put a little effort into maintaining that well into old age. Much more satisfying.

OldNotWIse · 23-01-2015 03:56PM

I...feel....hammered....

jimgoose · 23-01-2015 03:57PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

I...feel....hammered....

Not in any positive sense, I take it?

23-01-2015 03:59PM

OOPs sorry for shyte link earlier regarding ratmouse and tin can

heres a new shiny clean fresh link

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2921382/Mother-s-shock-finding-unidentified-sea-creature-staring-opening-Princes-tuna.html

One eyed Jack · 23-01-2015 04:07PM

Jake1 wrote: »

OOPs sorry for shyte link earlier regarding ratmouse and tin can

heres a new shiny clean fresh link

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2921382/Mother-s-shock-finding-unidentified-sea-creature-staring-opening-Princes-tuna.html

Jaysus! :eek:

That last picture... one for the "nope" thread! Same reason I can't eat shrimp or prawns, those beady eyes ;(

23-01-2015 04:08PM

jimgoose wrote: »

I have a long hallway.

thought briefly about mentioning mrsgoose' porch..and decided against it

:D

Mr. CooL ICE · 23-01-2015 04:09PM

People who say "haa?" instead of "what?"

jimgoose · 23-01-2015 04:10PM

Jake1 wrote: »

thought briefly about mentioning mrsgoose' porch..and decided against it :D

That's why you have to lift the front, you see - to get over the PVC door-ledge thing without upending. Not easy with about as much power as a Green Party backbencher. :pac:

Vel · 23-01-2015 04:12PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Yes I sometimes find myself looking enviously at a baby all wrapped up in a buggy, giant padded coat with feet and a hood, and a plastic cover over them as they sleep soundly while us grown up f.uckers get rained on and blown about the place

Try being the fcuker pushing that buggy and the little ungrateful sh1t inside spends the entire time having a complete hissy fit because they don't want to be in the warm, cosy cocoon that you would kill to be in :rolleyes:

Generic Dreadhead · 23-01-2015 04:16PM

Nicolas Cage wrote: »

People who say "haa?" instead of "what?"

What about "Huh?"

OldNotWIse · 23-01-2015 04:18PM

jimgoose wrote: »

Not in any positive sense, I take it?

Hum no that was last week. Damn. I hate the randomness of life in that regard. Last week I wasn't even thinking about him and then he emailed and asked me over and I though....wtf? Now, a week later I can't stop thinking about him and his er...hammer, and he's all fu.cking la la la la

jimgoose · 23-01-2015 04:19PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Hum no that was last week. Damn. I hate the randomness of life in that regard. Last week I wasn't even thinking about him and then he emailed and asked me over and I though....wtf? Now, a week later I can't stop thinking about him and his er...hammer, and he's all fu.cking la la la la

Right - time to go thermonuclear. Break out the four-inch heels, pencil-skirt and killer top. :cool:

irish_dave_83 · 23-01-2015 04:20PM

Standard iphone cables need to be 5cm longer.

jimgoose · 23-01-2015 04:21PM

irish_dave_83 wrote: »

Standard iphone cables need to be 5cm longer.

You can extend them as be playsin' you with a USB Standard-A lead.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 23-01-2015 04:26PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Hum no that was last week. Damn. I hate the randomness of life in that regard. Last week I wasn't even thinking about him and then he emailed and asked me over and I though....wtf? Now, a week later I can't stop thinking about him and his er...hammer, and he's all fu.cking la la la la

Don't overthink it. If it's making you happy, go with it. Trying to think about what might be/what will happen with fwb will only serve to wreck your head. Have fun, make him take you fun places, and most importantly, familiarise yourself with the hammer.

Mr. CooL ICE · 23-01-2015 04:26PM

Cormac... wrote: »

What about "Huh?"

I see "huh?" as being a shocked/confused response and possibly natural. "haa?" on the other hand gives me a mental image of someone slackjawed and completely lacking the brainpower to speak properly if confronted with something they don't immediately understand.

jimgoose · 23-01-2015 04:27PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Don't overthink it. If it's making you happy, go with it. Trying to think about what might be/what will happen with fwb will only serve to wreck your head. Have fun, make him take you fun places, and most importantly, familiarise yourself with the hammer.

Stop - Hammer Time!!

OldNotWIse · 23-01-2015 04:30PM

jimgoose wrote: »

Right - time to go thermonuclear. Break out the four-inch heels, pencil-skirt and killer top. :cool:

That may interfere with my nonchalent act....

jimgoose · 23-01-2015 04:32PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

That may interfere with my nonchalent act....

Au contraire, my chronologically-challenged unenlightened* mucker. I've seen women "Nonchalant" a hole in a gable-end using that very clobber.

* "Posh" for Old not Wise!

OldNotWIse · 23-01-2015 04:37PM

I actually think I'm a little heartbroken right now. Didn't even know I had one.

B.astard.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 23-01-2015 04:38PM

Being indecisive, and hungry. I only have the thought capacity to be one thing at a time

Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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