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Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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Continued from previous thread: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057255123

Last thread reached the 10k post mark in about 4 and a half months. Let's try and beat this folks!

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jimgoose

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Thats a great idea, a special shopping helmet, gladiator style, with big trident for poking fcukers outa the way

Running thru the Ilac "I am Spartacus, make way, peasants"

Nice technique. Being a tall bony cunnox I like to do more of an Edward Longshanks Plantagenet on it, with a full suit of armour featuring a big red cross, a jousting-lance and a broadsword. "One is the King, you know. Begone, heathens!!"

OldNotWIse

I'm TA that I never did the whole going crazy thing when I was young...always felt kind of smug about it tbh, but now, when I am old enough to know better..I'm starting to do all the crazy shít. It feels like a weird kind of third life crisis or something.

jimgoose

OldNotWIse wrote: »

I'm TA that I never did the whole going crazy thing when I was young...always felt kind of smug about it tbh, but now, when I am old enough to know better..I'm starting to do all the crazy shít. It feels like a weird kind of third life crisis or something.

If it makes you feel any better I've never acted my age and never will. I'm still a bit persona non-grata around here over falling off the chungfellit-oop-t'road's 50cc scooter thing a couple years ago while showing him how to wheelie it. :pac:

dub_skav

jimgoose wrote: »

If it makes you feel any better I've never acted my age and never will. I'm still a bit persona non-grata around here over falling off the chungfellit-oop-t'road's 50cc scooter thing a couple years ago while showing him how to wheelie it. :pac:

To be fair, you're not supposed to bring those things indoors.

OldNotWIse

When you start emailing someone you've been banging and then decide against it and the message "do you want to save changes" takes on a whole new meaning....

jimgoose

dub_skav wrote: »

To be fair, you're not supposed to bring those things indoors.

I have a long hallway.

OldNotWIse

jimgoose wrote: »

I have a long hallway.

Snort

eisenberg1

OldNotWIse wrote: »

I'm TA that I never did the whole going crazy thing when I was young...always felt kind of smug about it tbh, but now, when I am old enough to know better..I'm starting to do all the crazy shít. It feels like a weird kind of third life crisis or something.

I suppose going upstairs on the bus is next:D

Or a year off, to find yourself............and smoking bananas in a hut in India.

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People hating on other peoples eyebrows

jimgoose

eisenberg1 wrote: »

I suppose going upstairs on the bus is next:D

Or a year off, to find yourself............and smoking bananas in a hut in India.

The whole "crazy young tearabout" bit is overrated and bloody hard work. I suggest finding a moderate level of Mental Bastard that works for you, and put a little effort into maintaining that well into old age. Much more satisfying.

OldNotWIse

I...feel....hammered....

jimgoose

OldNotWIse wrote: »

I...feel....hammered....

Not in any positive sense, I take it?

[Deleted User]

OOPs sorry for shyte link earlier regarding ratmouse and tin can

heres a new shiny clean fresh link

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2921382/Mother-s-shock-finding-unidentified-sea-creature-staring-opening-Princes-tuna.html

One eyed Jack

Jake1 wrote: »

OOPs sorry for shyte link earlier regarding ratmouse and tin can

heres a new shiny clean fresh link

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2921382/Mother-s-shock-finding-unidentified-sea-creature-staring-opening-Princes-tuna.html

Jaysus! :eek:

That last picture... one for the "nope" thread! Same reason I can't eat shrimp or prawns, those beady eyes ;(

[Deleted User]

jimgoose wrote: »

I have a long hallway.

thought briefly about mentioning mrsgoose' porch..and decided against it

Mr. CooL ICE

People who say "haa?" instead of "what?"

jimgoose

Jake1 wrote: »

thought briefly about mentioning mrsgoose' porch..and decided against it :D

That's why you have to lift the front, you see - to get over the PVC door-ledge thing without upending. Not easy with about as much power as a Green Party backbencher. :pac:

Vel

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Yes I sometimes find myself looking enviously at a baby all wrapped up in a buggy, giant padded coat with feet and a hood, and a plastic cover over them as they sleep soundly while us grown up f.uckers get rained on and blown about the place

Try being the fcuker pushing that buggy and the little ungrateful sh1t inside spends the entire time having a complete hissy fit because they don't want to be in the warm, cosy cocoon that you would kill to be in :rolleyes:

Generic Dreadhead

Nicolas Cage wrote: »

People who say "haa?" instead of "what?"

What about "Huh?"

OldNotWIse

jimgoose wrote: »

Not in any positive sense, I take it?

Hum no that was last week. Damn. I hate the randomness of life in that regard. Last week I wasn't even thinking about him and then he emailed and asked me over and I though....wtf? Now, a week later I can't stop thinking about him and his er...hammer, and he's all fu.cking la la la la

jimgoose

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Hum no that was last week. Damn. I hate the randomness of life in that regard. Last week I wasn't even thinking about him and then he emailed and asked me over and I though....wtf? Now, a week later I can't stop thinking about him and his er...hammer, and he's all fu.cking la la la la

Right - time to go thermonuclear. Break out the four-inch heels, pencil-skirt and killer top. :cool:

irish_dave_83

Standard iphone cables need to be 5cm longer.

jimgoose

irish_dave_83 wrote: »

Standard iphone cables need to be 5cm longer.

You can extend them as be playsin' you with a USB Standard-A lead.

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OldNotWIse wrote: »

Hum no that was last week. Damn. I hate the randomness of life in that regard. Last week I wasn't even thinking about him and then he emailed and asked me over and I though....wtf? Now, a week later I can't stop thinking about him and his er...hammer, and he's all fu.cking la la la la

Don't overthink it. If it's making you happy, go with it. Trying to think about what might be/what will happen with fwb will only serve to wreck your head. Have fun, make him take you fun places, and most importantly, familiarise yourself with the hammer.

Mr. CooL ICE

Cormac... wrote: »

What about "Huh?"

I see "huh?" as being a shocked/confused response and possibly natural. "haa?" on the other hand gives me a mental image of someone slackjawed and completely lacking the brainpower to speak properly if confronted with something they don't immediately understand.

jimgoose

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Don't overthink it. If it's making you happy, go with it. Trying to think about what might be/what will happen with fwb will only serve to wreck your head. Have fun, make him take you fun places, and most importantly, familiarise yourself with the hammer.

Stop - Hammer Time!!

OldNotWIse

jimgoose wrote: »

Right - time to go thermonuclear. Break out the four-inch heels, pencil-skirt and killer top. :cool:

That may interfere with my nonchalent act....

jimgoose

OldNotWIse wrote: »

That may interfere with my nonchalent act....

Au contraire, my chronologically-challenged unenlightened* mucker. I've seen women "Nonchalant" a hole in a gable-end using that very clobber.

* "Posh" for Old not Wise!

OldNotWIse

I actually think I'm a little heartbroken right now. Didn't even know I had one.

B.astard.

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Being indecisive, and hungry. I only have the thought capacity to be one thing at a time