Turn a song in to average language and see can anyone guess it

AlanS181824 wrote: »

"Pussy like girls, damn, is my pussy gay?
It's a holiday- Play with my pussy day!
Pussy this, pussy that, pussy caking
Pussy ride dick like she a Jamaican"

Boards will probably censor the lot but 1,000 internet points to whoever can guess what classy lady wrote that poetry! :pac:

Lady gaga

AlanS181824 wrote: »

Nope!

Nicki Minaj

Nicolas Cage wrote: »

Something is going on now, but I'm not sure what.
Some guy is armed and telling me to be careful now.

I suggest it would be appropriate, young ones, did you heard that?
We should all look at what's happening.



Bonus points if you can name which movie of mine has this in the opening credits

Buffalo Springfield - for what it's worth

I don't know what movie but I'm gonna guess lord of war seeing as it's about an arms dealer

Who is appearing fine on this day? Who is appearing fine in all possible ways? You have no dress sense you newbie, you would want to be careful do not get on my nerves

Nicolas Cage wrote: »

I must not be cryptic enough. Dammit.



Senior soldiers are meeting together so they can act like evil people being all evil. They're thinking about causing havoc to make people die. In no man's land, you can smell human flesh being cooked while the battle rages on. Using gullible people to impose bad intentions on civilisation.

War Pigs - Black Sabbath?

I received some correspondence from the powers that be a few days ago. When I opened it, I couldn't believe what it said. Apparently, I was to present myself at the local army recruiting depot, or something. Sure, can you imagine me doing that shite!

There are tiny things I didn't say or do that I should have, but time for doing those things I never had, but I'm always thinking about you, always thinking about you. Explain to me how the affection you had for me is not deceased and could you please offer up for me a second turn to make you happy. Because I'm always thinking of you, always thinking of you.....

Miss Demeanour wrote: »

The room is spinning as the song begins
people who dont know each other enjoying the lack of light
more than one more than one our bodies join
i catch a glimpse of you through unclear atmosphere
can you feel how heavily i look at you
your near me yet still miles apart.......
And im taking my last breath to tell you.....

Madonna - crazy for you

lukesmom wrote: »

Im not telling you that one is a money-grabber but she's not hanging out with someone who isnt short of a bob or two. Go on lady, get to the floor

Goldigga - Kanye West!

I am a huge fan of an exotic,expensive spice.

MelanieC wrote: »

Goldigga - Kanye West!

I am a huge fan of an exotic,expensive spice.

(Mellow Yellow)I'm just mad about about Saffron - Donovan

I am aware of the planet shifting,lower than my extremities
I notice the celestial panoply crashing lower

Sometime in the future you'll search but find I'm no longer here
The day after today might see some precipitation therefore I'll pursue the warmth giving star.