Turn a song in to average language and see can anyone guess it

MelanieC

Are we all just doing Smiths songs now???!!!

Aphex

MelanieC wrote: »

Are we all just doing Smiths songs now???!!!

No, that was Deftones

lukesmom

Here this, I'm not alive anymore this evening after your embrace and I think it was because of the words that you uttered,

Menas

lukesmom wrote: »

Here this, I'm not alive anymore this evening after your embrace and I think it was because of the words that you uttered,

I just died in your arms tonight. Cutting crew?

lukesmom

Trigger Happy wrote: »

I just died in your arms tonight. Cutting crew?

Yes well done! I spelt here where it should have been hear!

Menas

lukesmom wrote: »

Yes well done! I spelt here where it should have been hear!

Glad to have gotten the last two. Over the past 3 weeks I have not gotten ONE on this thread...was getting worried!!

lukesmom

There are occasions where I actually scare myself due to my brain fooling me. All of this has developed so quickly, I feel I'm losing it, is it all in my head??????

Aphex

Clue?

Menas

Aphex wrote: »

Clue?

Please!

lukesmom

Aphex wrote: »

Clue?

The day is green

ceadaoin.

lukesmom wrote: »

The day is green

Basket case?

lukesmom

ceadaoin. wrote: »

Basket case?

Yes well done!!!

NachoBusiness

I really wish I was a member of the opposite sex. I honestly do and here is why I would be so bloody good at it:

Every morning I could adopt a rolling motion when leaving my bed. How cool is that? I'd also no longer be restricted to just putting my clothes on in a normal fashion. As now that I was a man, I could then just throw my clothes onto my body.

I could drink larger with my friends (the current ban on women doing this really needs to be lifted) and then afterwards I could run after women who were running away from me. I could choose my own friends also and not have to put up with other people coming up to me telling me that I could not do that. And you know why? Cause those friends would tell those other people to 'Get ta fcuk!'.

I'd also obviously be very very aware of how us women feel when we're emotionally hurt. Men clearly don't have that kind of awareness (down to the fact that they don't have emotions, bless) and so that would mean that I would of course be a much better man than they could ever be as a result of that. Sure I'd bloody well listen to women for a start, something they never fcuking do for the reasons I've already discussed and also because they don't really comprehend what it's like to lose someone that they wanted to remain in a relationship with, as men always get the person they want.

But the main reason that I know I would be much better at being a man is because as a man whenever I was on a date with a woman, I could just power off my Android and the next day whenever my friends asked me where I was and why I didn't text them back, I could just say: 'Well actually lads, I bricked my phone trying to unlock it last night'. Men can do this sh1t, can you believe it? The boys would think I didn't pull anyone at all and that I spent the night fapping online or something. Being a guy would be so fecking assume. I'd be numero fcuking uno and have the ability to make up the rules as I lived my life but because I'd also be fully aware that us women never cheat, I would head home to my girlfriend as I'd know she'd obviously be there waiting for me.

MelanieC

Beyonce - If I Were A Boy.

Aphex

NachoBusiness wrote: »

I really wish I was a member of the opposite sex. I honestly do and here is why I would be so bloody good at it:

Every morning I could adopt a rolling motion when leaving my bed. How cool is that? I'd also no longer be restricted to just putting my clothes on in a normal fashion. As now that I was a man, I could then just throw my clothes onto my body.

I could drink larger with my friends (the current ban on women doing this really needs to be lifted) and then afterwards I could run after women who were running away from me. I could choose my own friends also and not have to put up with other people coming up to me telling me that I could not do that. And you know why? Cause those friends would tell those other people to 'Get ta fcuk!'.

I'd also obviously be very very aware of how us women feel when we're emotionally hurt. Men clearly don't have that kind of awareness (down to the fact that they don't have emotions, bless) and so that would mean that I would of course be a much better man than they could ever be as a result of that. Sure I'd bloody well listen to women for a start, something they never fcuking do for the reasons I've already discussed and also because they don't really comprehend what it's like to lose someone that they wanted to remain in a relationship with, as men always get the person they want.

But the main reason that I know I would be much better at being a man is because as a man whenever I was on a date with a woman, I could just power off my Android and the next day whenever my friends asked me where I was and why I didn't text them back, I could just say: 'Well actually lads, I bricked my phone trying to unlock it last night'. Men can do this sh1t, can you believe it? The boys would think I didn't pull anyone at all and that I spent the night fapping online or something. Being a guy would be so fecking assume. I'd be numero fcuking uno and have the ability to make up the rules as I lived my life but because I'd also be fully aware that us women never cheat, I would head home to my girlfriend as I'd know she'd obviously be there waiting for me.

Beyonce?

Aphex

MelanieC wrote: »

Beyonce - If I Were A Boy.

Damn :mad::(

Aphex

You are just fantastic, nobody will ever match you.

MelanieC

Aphex wrote: »

You are just fantastic, nobody will ever match you.

Simply The Best - Tina Turner

Aphex

MelanieC wrote: »

Simply The Best - Tina Turner

Too easy

Froshtbit

Expletive!

I throughly enjoy saying Expletive!

It matters not to me my surroundings. I dont care.

MelanieC

I wasn't acquainted with you for very long, you never looked happy to me, until the moment came to leave,the moment to leave.

ceadaoin.

MelanieC wrote: »

I wasn't acquainted with you for very long, you never looked happy to me, until the moment came to leave,the moment to leave.

Together in electric dreams, human league

MelanieC

ceadaoin. wrote: »

Together in electric dreams, human league

Yes. Phil Oakey & Georgio Moroder! ;-)

ceadaoin.

I was brought up by my father and his many girlfriends, he was my best friend and that's how things were

bonzodog2

Unfortunate revelations on the welcome mat, I was unable to progress even a small bit by foot

bjork

a 43 year old Jamaican American Man appeared in court today in an attempt to overturn a divorce ruling despite his partner submitting photographic evidence of his infidelity. The pictures show the defendant butt naked with a neighbor banging on the bathroom floor. His ex wife claims she also witnessed the pair kissing on the sofa before making love on the counter and subsequently in the shower. The man stressed he had forgotten he gave the woman a key to his apartment and denied he had been caught red handed creeping with the lady next door.

bonzodog2

bjork wrote: »

a 43 year old Jamaican American Man appeared in court today in an attempt to overturn a divorce ruling despite his partner submitting photographic evidence of his infidelity. The pictures show the defendant butt naked with a neighbor banging on the bathroom floor. His ex wife claims she also witnessed the pair kissing on the sofa before making love on the counter and subsequently in the shower. The man stressed he had forgotten he gave the woman a key to his apartment and denied he had been caught red handed creeping with the lady next door.

Shaggy - It wasn't me ?

MelanieC

bonzodog2 wrote: »

Unfortunate revelations on the welcome mat, I was unable to progress even a small bit by foot

American Pie - Don McLean

Tony EH

I can't recall much at all. I don't know whether this is reality or if I'm asleep and it's all in my head. I feel like yelling at the top of my voice, but everything is so quiet it prevents me from doing so.

lukesmom

Tony EH wrote: »

I can't recall much at all. I don't know whether this is reality or if I'm asleep and it's all in my head. I feel like yelling at the top of my voice, but everything is so quiet it prevents me from doing so.

Metallica - One, classic tune