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Turn a song in to average language and see can anyone guess it

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,883 ✭✭✭MelanieC


    ceadaoin. wrote: »
    Sometime in the future you'll search but find I'm no longer here
    The day after today might see some precipitation therefore I'll pursue the warmth giving star.

    I'll Follow The Sun - The Beatles.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,883 ✭✭✭MelanieC


    You there girl bemoaning your existence,
    You are unhappy with your children and feel trapped in your marriage.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭BlaasForRafa


    Accompany your female child to the affray, allow her to attend.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭ceadaoin.


    Accompany your female child to the affray, allow her to attend.

    Bring your daughter to the slaughter?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭BlaasForRafa


    ceadaoin. wrote: »
    Bring your daughter to the slaughter?

    Yup. Couldn't really think of another word for slaughter.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 653 ✭✭✭Aphex


    Father to hooker: Can my boy give you oral sex?
    Hooker: No.

    "boy" is a play on words.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,400 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    Aphex wrote: »
    Father to hooker: Can my boy give you oral sex?
    Hooker: No.

    "boy" is a play on words.

    Clue???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 653 ✭✭✭Aphex


    lukesmom wrote: »
    Clue???

    Think of the word "son"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,316 ✭✭✭bonzodog2


    Don't let the sun go down on me? (EJ/GM)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 653 ✭✭✭Aphex


    bonzodog2 wrote: »
    Don't let the sun go down on me? (EJ/GM)

    Well done

    Is it not, "I won't"?

    Sorry it was actually the Nik Kershaw song I was doing :pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,077 ✭✭✭Saralee4


    MelanieC wrote: »
    You there girl bemoaning your existence,
    You are unhappy with your children and feel trapped in your marriage.

    Mothers little helper - rolling Stones?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,400 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    Apparently you seem to think you can make out the difference between the realm of evil and suffering, and nirvana, regions of the atmosphere and outer space seen from the earth coloured in azure as opposed to ashes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,497 ✭✭✭ezra_pound


    lukesmom wrote: »
    Apparently you seem to think you can make out the difference between the realm of evil and suffering, and nirvana, regions of the atmosphere and outer space seen from the earth coloured in azure as opposed to ashes.

    Wish you were here. The Floyd


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,400 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    ezra_pound wrote: »
    Wish you were here. The Floyd

    Correcto!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,883 ✭✭✭MelanieC


    Saralee4 wrote: »
    Mothers little helper - rolling Stones?

    Afraid not. It's a bit of a cheesy one! ;-)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,400 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    MelanieC wrote: »
    Afraid not. It's a bit of a cheesy one! ;-)

    Racking my brain here - hint???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,883 ✭✭✭MelanieC


    lukesmom wrote: »
    Racking my brain here - hint???

    Ammm......I'm useless at the hints!

    Ok - Travel.
    (It's 80's btw.)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,299 ✭✭✭spiralism


    This is a story all about how a certain turn of events led to my life being changed drastically. So sit down and i shall regale you with a story of how i earned the nickname "Prince" in a wealthy neighbourhood of LA called Bel Air.

    In western Philadelphia, where i was born and grew up in, i was on the playground where i tend to spend most of my time, reclining, relaxing and playing some basketball after school. When a couple of unsavoury individuals who were clearly only in the area to cause trouble started doing so in the neighbourhood, i confronted them and my mother was frightened by this turn of events so i was sent to live with my wealthy relatives in an upper class neighbourhood of Los Angeles.

    Despite my protests, my mother would not change her mind and packed my suitcases for me to leave. I gave her a kiss goodbye and she gave me the ticket for my flight so i grabbed my Walkman and decided it would be best that i left

    First class on the flight is pretty impressive, i thought, while drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. If the lifestyle in the area i am moving to is comparable to this standard, i could certainly get used to the scenario

    However, i have also heard that the neighbourhood is also quite pretentious and bourgeois and i have my doubts if this is a suitable place to send someone like me. I don't think so but i will reserve judgement on the matter and i hope they are well prepared for my arrival.

    The plane landed and when i disembarked there was a person holding my name on a card who i noted bore some resemblance to a police officer. I was not keen to be arrested upon arrival so i rapidly fled the area.

    I then hailed a taxi, where i noticed the dice in the mirror and a registration plate with the word "FRESH" written on it. I found this to be quite unique but thought nothing of it and asked the driver to take me to my destination in Bel Air.

    I reached my destination at approximately some time between 7 and 8 pm and after saying goodbye to the taxi driver, i looked upon my new surroundings and ascertained that i had arrived.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    Fresh Prince of Bel Air
    Will Smith


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,400 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    MelanieC wrote: »
    Ammm......I'm useless at the hints!

    Ok - Travel.
    (It's 80's btw.)

    Still not getting it grrrrr


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,883 ✭✭✭MelanieC


    lukesmom wrote: »
    Still not getting it grrrrr

    Ok,the title could be described as -

    I have travelled to beautiful,exotic locations but I have not yet found myself.

    Pretty easy now I think! ;-)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,917 ✭✭✭✭Mam of 4


    MelanieC wrote: »
    Ok,the title could be described as -

    I have travelled to beautiful,exotic locations but I have not yet found myself.

    Pretty easy now I think! ;-)

    Never Been To Me ??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,883 ✭✭✭MelanieC


    Mam of 4 wrote: »
    Never Been To Me ??

    Yep! :-)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,917 ✭✭✭✭Mam of 4


    MelanieC wrote: »
    Yep! :-)

    If it wasn't for that clue, I would never have gotten it to be honest.

    Well done to all of you coming up with the songs, I've tried but not good enough yet to put up any for ye to guess :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,141 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    I have seen you act as if you were intoxicated, or uninterested, or whatever, just to make others love you. You lack nothing, and only appreciate things you can destroy. Silly woman. :pac:

    You are the type of what the age is searching for, and what it is afraid it has found. I am so glad that you have never done anything, never carved a statue, or painted a picture, or produced anything outside of yourself! Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your sonnets.

    ―Oscar Wilde predicting Social Media, in The Picture of Dorian Gray



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,883 ✭✭✭MelanieC


    bnt wrote: »
    I have seen you act as if you were intoxicated, or uninterested, or whatever, just to make others love you. You lack nothing, and only appreciate things you can destroy. Silly woman. :pac:

    Stupid Girl - Garbage.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭ceadaoin.


    bnt wrote: »
    I have seen you act as if you were intoxicated, or uninterested, or whatever, just to make others love you. You lack nothing, and only appreciate things you can destroy. Silly woman. :pac:


    Stupid girl, garbage?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,883 ✭✭✭MelanieC


    Mam of 4 wrote: »
    If it wasn't for that clue, I would never have gotten it to be honest.

    Well done to all of you coming up with the songs, I've tried but not good enough yet to put up any for ye to guess :)

    Ah go on Mam of 4,anything at all will do,even one line or a title. They don't have to be genius - in fact the easier the better! ;-)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,917 ✭✭✭✭Mam of 4


    MelanieC wrote: »
    Ah go on Mam of 4,anything at all will do,even one line or a title. They don't have to be genius - in fact the easier the better! ;-)

    Ok, here goes :)

    Good day lack of light , a long time acquaintance of mine,
    it;s time for conversation again.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,316 ✭✭✭bonzodog2


    Mam of 4 wrote: »
    Ok, here goes :)

    Good day lack of light , a long time acquaintance of mine,
    it;s time for conversation again.

    The Sound of Silence - S & G


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