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Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Aul ones going to Take That reunion concerts trying to relive their teenage years and pretend they are still young.

    Aye. A place where one is quite likely to get a flake of a well-upholstered bingo wing. :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Lol

    I wonder how far you could push them?

    A chef to prepare your meals, taxi to/from work, cleaner...

    Well, Dad's already started batch cooking and freezing dinners - "it'll be too late for you to start cooking when you come in love". :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Aul ones going to Take That reunion concerts trying to relive their teenage years and pretend they are still young.

    They can't be that auld when they remember Take That from their teenage years! That would mean I'm an auld lad!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    The cold weather, and just January weather in general. I know it's nauseatingly annoying to talk about the weather but this is just taking the proverbial. Spent all last night dealing with weather related problems. Got stuck on the hill going home and had to get pushed. Then over to the neighbours to make sure their dog was ok. Extra blankets, extra duvet, a pillow, extra food. Even her water bucket was iced over :(* Then had to make sure the cats all had hot water bottles in their beds. 6 hot water bottles lined up on the counter waiting to be filled :pac: Extra duvets for them too. Heat lamp for mom and the remaining two kittens. Make sure the two elderly cats were in at the fire. Make sure "half cat", our adopted feral was coaxed inside. There was also a poor dog running loose on the road on the way up. How could anyone leave an animal out in that? He was running in front of us and I was screeching at my dad, "slow down you're going to hit him" and my Dad shuting back, "I can't slow down we'll skid!" :( He ran off up the mountain. I went after him but by the time I got boots, hat, torch etc he was gone :( I left a bed in the shed and a bowl of food out. Hope he had the sense to come back. We're pretty much the last house. If he kept going.... I don't know if he would have survived :(

    So, two TA's really:

    1. Bástards who dump their poor, defenceless animals in the mountain because they think they might have some sort of happy life up there chasing rabbits and rolling in meadows
    2. Cold f.ucking weather

    *still debating if I should report them :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    This country and its inability to deal with anything. Too windy? Disaster. Torrential rain? Disaster. Too hot? People complaining they have third degree burns. Bit of snow? Whole place descends into chaos. I'm standing here since 7:30 and not one train has bothered to show up. Not one.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    gramar wrote: »
    They can't be that auld when they remember Take That from their teenage years! That would mean I'm an auld lad!

    Yeah sorry :( I meant more ones acting the maggot and pretending they are schoolgirls again. That song "Never Forget" - great song and all but they just go a bit schizoid when that's on!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,248 ✭✭✭Daith


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Yeah sorry :( I meant more ones acting the maggot and pretending they are schoolgirls again. That song "Never Forget" - great song and all but they just go a bit schizoid when that's on!

    People who backtrack on what they meant. You said old :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Daith wrote: »
    People who backtrack on what they meant. You said old :P


    I said "aul" - and just realised that Take That were cool when I was a teen too...that can only mean one thing!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    My TA is when I bought a bottle of wine on the till a message came up about 1997 ie are you over 18 ?
    I was 21 in 1997 I felt ancient


  • Moderators Posts: 3,554 ✭✭✭Wise Old Elf


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    I said "aul" - and just realised that Take That were cool when I was a teen too...that can only mean one thing!

    Time to buy a Nolan's bag?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Time to buy a Nolan's bag?

    I have my flight socks and tartan trolley on order! Pulled out another white f.ucker today! If that's happening on the outside, God only knows what's happening on the inside. TIme to put the eggs on ice!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Walking in somewhere and my glasses fog up, so I can't see who I'm looking for. If I take them off I definitely won't see who I'm looking for :(.
    Constantly misplacing my glasses at home , and not being able to find them because I'm half blind without them.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    TA I don't know what a Nolan's bag is


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    TA I don't know what a Nolan's bag is

    Most of my TA's relate to bus users, or at least they used to before I stared using the luas, and the stereotypical annoying woman on it always seemed to be carting around a Nolans of Clontarf bag (or was it Nolans School of Music?) :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    TA I don't know what a Nolan's bag is

    :D after not knowing who Elvis was, I wasn't going to admit to this too incase it was a well known fact too!! Ms B, taking one for the team!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    73Cat wrote: »
    Walking in somewhere and my glasses fog up, so I can't see who I'm looking for. If I take them off I definitely won't see who I'm looking for :(.
    Constantly misplacing my glasses at home , and not being able to find them because I'm half blind without them.

    Maddening :( A similar one - in 17 years of contact lens use, I have yet to remember to locate my glasses before I take my lense out :(


  • Moderators Posts: 3,554 ✭✭✭Wise Old Elf


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    I have my flight socks and tartan trolley on order! Pulled out another white f.ucker today! If that's happening on the outside, God only knows what's happening on the inside. TIme to put the eggs on ice!

    If it's any consolation to others, while I knew what a Nolan's bag was, I'm not sure what the remainder of ONW's post means! :o

    My trivial annoyance for the coming week: I've an interview/exam on Wednesday next week in Dublin. It starts at 8 a.m. I live in Limerick. I am trying to decide will I stay with a friend and get the red line Luas in (shudder), stay with my mother (bigger shudder!), or an as yet unknown third option.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 812 ✭✭✭Dog of Tears


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    My TA is when I bought a bottle of wine on the till a message came up about 1997 ie are you over 18 ?
    I was 21 in 1997 I felt ancient

    I don't like when I buy a bottle of wine in Tesco's when the message comes up "Does the customer look over 25?"

    The cashier barely has to glance at my haggard face before they swipe it through.

    I'd like the merest bit of consideration that yeah, maybe I could just about pass for 25.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    I have my flight socks and tartan trolley on order! Pulled out another white f.ucker today! If that's happening on the outside, God only knows what's happening on the inside. TIme to put the eggs on ice!

    Ah now, don't get carried away. I've a friend who started graying at 22, another at about 25. I don't think it's any reflection on any other part of your body, sure there are professional athletes who are silver foxes.

    I'm fast approaching 30 with nary a gray hair in sight, nor any sign of the spectre of MPB. Just putting that out there, you know, to highlight that I'm pretty great. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    Wise Old Elf the red luas line is fine early in the morning cos the Loolahs and junkies are still in bed

    OldNotWise Nolan's very posh. It was Superquinn bags out in the Blanch.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    When the train finally showed up, two hours later, I end up in a 4 seater booth, next to what seems to be a hypochondriac who's spread himself over the entire table and most of my seat, listening intently to an old man who's talking about kidney function, medication and gout.

    "I have a respiratorty consultant Whos in a world famous hospital in Cambridge"
    Where did he train?
    "Galway."
    Oh Galway? He must have worked with XXX, he's from tuam.

    Ah jaysus
    http://tinypic.com/r/2nbvj4o/8
    Ffs

    Now he's talking about his fake eye and being able to take his eye out to clean it. Your man here next to me is in his element.


  • Moderators Posts: 3,554 ✭✭✭Wise Old Elf


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    Wise Old Elf the red luas line is fine early in the morning cos the Loolahs and junkies are still in bed

    Is it not like the Calcutta express though (jam packed)?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    Wise Old Elf It depends where you're getting on the luas, if it's before Heuston Station it's not too bad. Also before 8am it's not too busy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    Is it not like the Calcutta express though (jam packed)?

    I spent a good 30 seconds trying to figure out if there was a pun in here. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,347 ✭✭✭LynnGrace


    I don't like when I buy a bottle of wine in Tesco's when the message comes up "Does the customer look over 25?"

    The cashier barely has to glance at my haggard face before they swipe it through.

    I'd like the merest bit of consideration that yeah, maybe I could just about pass for 25.

    Yes. In Dunnes, they have to approve the sale at the self service till by confirming 'date of birth not needed'.
    I don't know what the other option on the screen is, cos they press that one so fast without giving me a second look. Sob. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,495 ✭✭✭KatW4


    Trivially annoyed that I got up at 7 and was on my way to work when I got a text to say school was closed!

    I could have stayed in bed :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Frigga_92


    "Is it harder to drive the bike in snow?" Well, first of all, it hasn't snowed here and second of all, OBVIOUSLY (said slowly like Professor Snape to Dolores Umbridge).
    "Is it harder to drive a bike or a car in snow?" I don't fooking know, I don't own a car.
    "Do you think it'll snow again tonight?" Well, first of all, it didn't snow last night and second of all, I'm not Met Eireann.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Getting on the train two hours late, travelling 20 minutes up the line only to stop again and be told it'll be delayed for a further 20
    Minutes, and it'll take an other 1hr 10 to avtually get to dublin and another 25 minutes to get to work. I'm snappin


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Aul ones going to Take That reunion concerts trying to relive their teenage years and pretend they are still young.

    And was the concert any good?:D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    And was the concert any good?:D


    I hate concerts. Last one I went to was about tweny years ago.


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