Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

jimgoose

MsBubbles wrote: »

Jimgoose and Lexie I'm roaring with laughter...

Join us Ms. B, embrace your inner culchie. Nnnnnngggghardaí!! C'mon now lads, she's a Bean-Garda, not some chape Mexican jinnit!

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Wake, I am wake

valoren

The Toy Story advert. The one where the wi-fi modem explodes.

All the regular voice actors, present and correct.

Except for the really bad Tom Hanks impersonator.

MsBubbles

Ah Jimgoose I'm a city burd tru and tru. The only time I saw a tractor as a kid was when the council cut the grass. I break out in hives if I'm more than 10 minutes from a town.

jimgoose

MsBubbles wrote: »

Ah Jimgoose I'm a city burd tru and tru. The only time I saw a tractor as a kid was when the council cut the grass. I break out in hives if I'm more than 10 minutes from a town.

Hmm. No matter, you can probably do a good Imelda May impression. "Ah Jayney we were mad we were. Me bed was me bicycle an' me bicycle was me bed, all up in a heap in me grannie's attic so were were an' 'twas mad sohwas!!" :pac:

MsBubbles

Ah heor Leeve it ouh ! Dat Imelda don't be minden hur she does be only taking a load of auld shoi

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People who say they will ideally have 3 or 4 kids. Are they even on the same planet as the rest of us? I would be in the loonybin. 4 kids.

OldNotWIse

LexieOnRale wrote: »

People who say they will ideally have 3 or 4 kids. Are they even on the same planet as the rest of us? I would be in the loonybin. 4 kids.

I think I will just have one. I'll spoil it rotten, speak to it like it's an adult so it turns into an obnoxious, precocious little twat who speaks like an adult at age 5, and send it to the best school I can afford so it turns into a snob. It will be a multilingual chartered accountant or corporate solicitor. Hah! Take that world! I've got my own back now! Here's another snot to add to the human race

fizzypish

LexieOnRale wrote: »

People who say they will ideally have 3 or 4 kids. Are they even on the same planet as the rest of us? I would be in the loonybin. 4 kids.

My GF said off hand the other day "I might like kids some day". Nearly shat myself while attempting to jump out the window. I think she was aiming for the reaction I gave though....

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My OH is horrid broody like talking to babies and smiling at kids and all. We are polar opposite

fizzypish

LexieOnRale wrote: »

My OH is horrid broody like talking to babies and smiling at kids and all. We are polar opposite

Ha ha. I'm predicting a LexieOnRale'sSprog account on boards within 2 years!

jimgoose

OldNotWIse wrote: »

I think I will just have one. I'll spoil it rotten, speak to it like it's an adult so it turns into an obnoxious, precocious little twat who speaks like an adult at age 5, and send it to the best school I can afford so it turns into a snob. It will be a multilingual chartered accountant or corporate solicitor. Hah! Take that world! I've got my own back now! Here's another snot to add to the human race

An added bonus with that lot would be he'll spend his whole life either being beaten up or ignored. You can't go wrong! :pac::pac::pac:

selous

The "G.P Now" add on the radio, someone please join up, so they can get a better jingle, not a kid in a jax on a xylophone clanging away. cheap, is not the word. (well it is actually) And it's Sandyford not Sandyfuurd. T.AAAAAA indeed.

MsBubbles

Dort Speak is a TA of mine

OldNotWIse

MsBubbles wrote: »

Dort Speak is a TA of mine

Totes.

MsBubbles

Awkey mo mo is the one that really drives me mad

Frigga_92

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I'm trivially annoyed that my favourite food in the whole world is now ham sandwiches. Bogger4lyf

jimgoose wrote: »

I think you'll find you mean "hang sangidges", as in "A hang sangidge, tinna Coke an' a Kattekit, before the udder tick cunt comes on now talkin' shie'!"

You beat me to it :pac:

jimgoose wrote: »

Hmm. No matter, you can probably do a good Imelda May impression. "Ah Jayney we were mad we were. Me bed was me bicycle an' me bicycle was me bed, all up in a heap in me grannie's attic so were were an' 'twas mad sohwas!!" :pac:

No idea what all of that means but it made me laugh.

LexieOnRale wrote: »

My OH is horrid broody like talking to babies and smiling at kids and all.

The horror.
I am allergic to children. ALLERGIC.
When I'm being extra cheeky I whip out my epi pen and say "see, my GP even prescribed me this" :P

selous

someone that's telling you something but then half the story is filled in with "Bla bla bla" use real words please, Bla Bla Bla is not informative.

jimgoose

MsBubbles wrote: »

Dort Speak is a TA of mine

Roysh. When you’re as rich as we are, you can believe in all sorts of rubbish. That’s why we’re all off gluten. -- R. O'Carroll-Kelly.

MsBubbles

I loike totes agree with Rosser.

Dog of Tears

My ex-flatmate is from Offaly. He used to head back home for training a couple of nights a week.
He said that they'd be on the pitch doing a few warm-ups and stretches with the trainer at the front shouting

'Inhale'

'Outhale'

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I have no idea what any of you are saying.

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Dog of Tears wrote: »

My ex-flatmate is from Offaly. He used to head back home for training a couple of nights a week.
He said that they'd be on the pitch doing a few warm-ups and stretches with the trainer at the front shouting

'Inhale'

'Outhale'

Hey now, I hear they're very cultured and diverse down there. Mush.

Menas

Jaxen Curved Shaver wrote: »

I have no idea what any of you are saying.

Me neither! I think they are all ordering Pizza.

MsBubbles

Eau no. Carbs are loike the devil's food. I Loike only eat kale cos loike my trainer said so.

jimgoose

MsBubbles wrote: »

Eau no. Carbs are loike the devil's food. I Loike only eat kale cos loike my trainer said so.

How about cuddied chips an' a batha booga?

Menas

MsBubbles wrote: »

Eau no. Carbs are loike the devil's food. I Loike only eat kale cos loike my trainer said so.

9 inch or 12 inch or personal pizza?

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Craving the most ridiculous things. I'm on a diet. That is, eating actual food instead of rubbish. But I can't even explain how much I need macaroons right now, and crisps and maybe a bar of galaxy. With some curry chips or even some Chinese. WHY?!

jimgoose

LexieOnRale wrote: »

...With some curry chips or even some Chinese. WHY?!

I'm told a lot of the damage done by Chinese takeaway is done by the sauces. So, compromise - get a nice crispy Beijing-style half-duck, no sauce, flake a load of oven chips on and horse into it with some low-fat mayonnaise. Daycint. :cool:

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jimgoose wrote: »

I'm told a lot of the damage done by Chinese takeaway is done by the sauces. So, compromise - get a nice crispy Beijing-style half-duck, no sauce, flake a load of oven chips on and horse into it with some low-fat mayonnaise. Daycint. :cool:

I am the most boring person ever when it comes to food. If I'm eating out its always the same. The starter will be soup, the main course will be chicken and pavalova for dessert. Always. Chinese is always chicken curry, no peas and boiled rice. Sandwiches are always just ham unless I'm feeling adventurous, then it's ham and cheese. I don't eat beef, duck, lamb, some pork (sausages and ham I like though). I like veg if I have gravy but not a fan of potatoes or pasta. I need to broaden my horizons. But man, Chinese curry? If I could, I would just order the curry and eat it with a spoon. That's typical, I'll like the one that's awful for you. That's pretty much my entire diet in a post. I'm surprised I haven't died from scurvy