Ultimate job for a grumpy bastard

Slideways · 21-12-2014 01:58PM #1

People are arseholes. I can't stand working with people,

Apart from a lighthouse keeper I'm looking for a job that could keep me away from people.

I'm an angry little man so no jobs where being tall is a necessity..

endacl · 21-12-2014 02:00PM

Clown.

Deffo.

CiboC · 21-12-2014 02:01PM

Mortician.

diomed · 21-12-2014 02:01PM

Shepherd.

burtslimpslon · 21-12-2014 02:02PM

Long distance truck driver

diomed · 21-12-2014 02:03PM

Tall, grumpy, bastard, well paid. An Garda Siochana.
Only joking, they do a fine job.

crasy dash · 21-12-2014 02:03PM

on the dole you work for yourself your own hours and days.

Small written task to be completed once a month there you go

corner of hells · 21-12-2014 02:03PM

Barman in Iraq or Afghanistan.

DuckHook · 21-12-2014 02:04PM

Sounds like your typical taxi driver...do you have ill informed opinions on the economy and immigrants?

Could be a perfect fit.

Stealthfins · 21-12-2014 02:04PM

Car park attendant, or a traffic warden.

xLisaBx · 21-12-2014 02:06PM

A biomedical scientist

chrysagon · 21-12-2014 02:06PM

a journalist......know it all

humbert · 21-12-2014 02:07PM

Airport security.

foxy06 · 21-12-2014 02:08PM

clamper

mikemac1 · 21-12-2014 02:09PM

You sound perfect for CIE

phasers · 21-12-2014 02:11PM

train driver / hand model

SpaceTime · 21-12-2014 02:13PM

Minister for Social Welfare or Health or any of those unfixable disasters of departments.
You might as well be grumpy going in because you'll be very grumpy going out.

Tell me how · 21-12-2014 02:19PM

Traffic Warden.

You will meet people but it will confuse them if you are not Grumpy. I think it's in the job description.

Tzardine · 21-12-2014 02:21PM

A funeral director.

Grumpy bunch of poxes. Never have the craic with them.

The Backwards Man · 21-12-2014 02:23PM

Tzardine wrote: »

A funeral director.

Grumpy bunch of poxes. Never have the craic with them.

Any undertakers I know are the best of craic.

Obviously not when they are at a funeral, but it's a job where a sense of humour is an absolute necessity.