Ultimate job for a grumpy bastard

Slideways

People are arseholes. I can't stand working with people,

Apart from a lighthouse keeper I'm looking for a job that could keep me away from people.

I'm an angry little man so no jobs where being tall is a necessity..

endacl

Clown.

Deffo.

CiboC

Mortician.

diomed

Shepherd.

burtslimpslon

Long distance truck driver

diomed

Tall, grumpy, bastard, well paid. An Garda Siochana.
Only joking, they do a fine job.

crasy dash

on the dole you work for yourself your own hours and days.

Small written task to be completed once a month there you go

corner of hells

Barman in Iraq or Afghanistan.

DuckHook

Sounds like your typical taxi driver...do you have ill informed opinions on the economy and immigrants?

Could be a perfect fit.

Stealthfins

Car park attendant, or a traffic warden.

xLisaBx

A biomedical scientist

chrysagon

a journalist......know it all

humbert

Airport security.

foxy06

clamper

mikemac1

You sound perfect for CIE

phasers

train driver / hand model

SpaceTime

Minister for Social Welfare or Health or any of those unfixable disasters of departments.
You might as well be grumpy going in because you'll be very grumpy going out.

Tell me how

Traffic Warden.

You will meet people but it will confuse them if you are not Grumpy. I think it's in the job description.

Tzardine

A funeral director.

Grumpy bunch of poxes. Never have the craic with them.

The Backwards Man

Tzardine wrote: »

A funeral director.

Grumpy bunch of poxes. Never have the craic with them.

Any undertakers I know are the best of craic.

Obviously not when they are at a funeral, but it's a job where a sense of humour is an absolute necessity.

wandatowell

diomed wrote: »

Only joking, they do a fine job.

Pat Mustard

Slideways wrote: »

People are arseholes. I can't stand working with people,

If you turned on the charm you could be a bus conductor.

chrysagon

security?

Connemara Farmer

Air France, they don't work well with people either.

chrysagon

Connemara Farmer wrote: »

Air France, they don't work well with people either.

that NOT malaysian airlines?

CarrickMcJoe

Ryanair check in attendant, checking the size of carry-on bags.

Oops69

diomed wrote: »

Tall, grumpy, bastard, well paid. An Garda Siochana.
Only joking, they do a fine job.

Don't worry , they're not looking .

smcgiff

Join an order of monks that take a vow of silence.

Oops69

The obvious one , referring to nowhere in particular, Internet forum moderator.
If they were paid for it they'd cream themselves .

experiMental

Drug / medicine tester. After that job, one might turn less grumpy, if the job will involves testing anti-grumpiness pills.

YouTookMyName

Ryanair Steward.

chrysagon

YouTookMyName wrote: »

Ryanair Steward.

ryanair steward working at Christmas!!!!

Ruu

TSA agent, henchman #1.

efb

Slideways wrote: »

People are arseholes. I can't stand working with people,

Apart from a lighthouse keeper I'm looking for a job that could keep me away from people.

I'm an angry little man so no jobs where being tall is a necessity..

Traffic warden

chrysagon

ok any airport worker having to work Xmas!!!

I know a nice girl who wants to marry a lighthouse keeper. So I do.

InTheTrees

You could get into politics?

Annasopra

Deleted User wrote: »

I know a nice girl who wants to marry a lighthouse keeper. So I do.

Its you isn't it?

Joeytheparrot

Joeytheparrot wrote: »

Its you isn't it?

Nope!

Close though

smcgiff

Deleted User wrote: »

I know a nice girl who wants to marry a lighthouse keeper. So I do.

Does that profession even exist anymore?

weisses

umpa Lumpa

MRnotlob606

Department of Social Protection or Bus Eireann ?

mcko

HR I find would suit you, at least where I work.

mikemac1

mcko wrote: »

HR I find would suit you, at least where I work.

The OP said grumpy, not back stabbing :P

nullzero

Easy... Hermit.

smcgiff

smcgiff wrote: »

Does that profession even exist anymore?

Indeed it does

The Commissioner of Irish lights employs them!

Earthhorse

If you're a grumpy bastard I imagine a handjob should sort you out.

William F

An enforcer

Poor Uncle Tom

I believe Mona Island may be looking for "a keeper" a position I was interested in a while back but I opted for grasses analyst on the Canadian Prairies,

Egginacup

Slideways wrote: »

People are arseholes. I can't stand working with people,

Apart from a lighthouse keeper I'm looking for a job that could keep me away from people.

I'm an angry little man so no jobs where being tall is a necessity..

My friend Frank, after graduating from University in New Jersey wanted to just work for a little while in some ... any...job. He went into a huge "Home Depot" in Paramus (or was it Lodi..can't remember) and said: "Hi, I'm Frank. I'd like a job for a while and I don't like people." Guy who he addressed looked at him and half laughed and then shouted to some bloke in the loading area "Guys, we have Frank here, he wants a job and he don't like people."

Frank started an hour later operating a mini-forklift carrying pallets of bleach and listening to crap on the radio pumped into the warehouse. Happy as hell for months. Then I met him in an office job...that's how I learned of the job.

Shrap

Docklands guard dog. You could be a highly trained ankle biter.