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Ultimate job for a grumpy bastard

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People are arseholes. I can't stand working with people,

Apart from a lighthouse keeper I'm looking for a job that could keep me away from people.

I'm an angry little man so no jobs where being tall is a necessity..

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Clown.

Deffo.

Mortician.

Shepherd.

Long distance truck driver

diomed

Tall, grumpy, bastard, well paid. An Garda Siochana.
Only joking, they do a fine job.

crasy dash

on the dole you work for yourself your own hours and days.

Small written task to be completed once a month there you go

corner of hells

Barman in Iraq or Afghanistan.

DuckHook

Sounds like your typical taxi driver...do you have ill informed opinions on the economy and immigrants?

Could be a perfect fit.

Stealthfins

Car park attendant, or a traffic warden.

xLisaBx

A biomedical scientist

chrysagon

a journalist......know it all

humbert

Airport security.

foxy06

clamper

mikemac1

You sound perfect for CIE

phasers

train driver / hand model

SpaceTime

Minister for Social Welfare or Health or any of those unfixable disasters of departments.
You might as well be grumpy going in because you'll be very grumpy going out.

Tell me how

Traffic Warden.

You will meet people but it will confuse them if you are not Grumpy. I think it's in the job description.

Tzardine

A funeral director.

Grumpy bunch of poxes. Never have the craic with them.

The Backwards Man

Tzardine wrote: »

A funeral director.

Grumpy bunch of poxes. Never have the craic with them.

Any undertakers I know are the best of craic.

Obviously not when they are at a funeral, but it's a job where a sense of humour is an absolute necessity.