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Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
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    Jake1 wrote: »
    Started drinking two litres of water a day :eek:

    Ive been peeing like a Racehorse ever since :(

    Wait until you are of a certain age and you won't even have to drink much to be going all the time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 eisenberg1
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    miezekatze wrote: »
    Ordered pizza from a new place more than half an hour ago, and still no sign of it! I'm hungry!!

    Well, was it nice?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 OldNotWIse
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    Live cribs.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 qo2cj1dsne8y4k
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    I read that as crabs, not just once either


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 Miss Demeanour
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    Grown men who wear Christmas jumpers around shopping centers. Ffs cop yourselves on!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,341 miezekatze
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    eisenberg1 wrote:
    Well, was it nice?


    OK, but not nice enough to make it worth the 70 min wait..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,373 selous
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    That Bleedin kid counting down the "sleeps to Santa" for "Hardly Normal", although, she was missing today, maybe Immigration caught up with her, sheee's so bleeedin annoying.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,856 ratmouse
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    I read that as crabs, not just once either

    So did I!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 qo2cj1dsne8y4k
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    When you're sitting on the bus trying to give someone an itch somewhere thelapathically, and they get an itch in the wrong place.

    Itchy ass. Itchy ass. Itchy ass. And then they scratch their nose or something.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,146 Laphroaig52
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    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Live cribs.

    I thought that was what this thread was all about? :confused:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,465 supersean1999
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    When you flash a driver waiting to cross over traffic to allow them out. And they piss about and dont react. Idiots


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,146 Laphroaig52
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    When you flash a driver waiting to cross over traffic to allow them out. And they piss about and dont react. Idiots

    When you DON'T flash a driver waiting to cross over traffic......and they pull out anyway. Gobdaws!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 145 Mudmask
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    My housemate who gave me evils yesterday for reminding her the esb was due left her light on all night. She doesn't like to come home to the dark! It more than trivialy annoys me, as does the fact I now know her door is locked and I can't slyly turn it off.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 jimgoose
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    When you're sitting on the bus trying to give someone an itch somewhere thelapathically, and they get an itch in the wrong place.

    Itchy ass. Itchy ass. Itchy ass. And then they scratch their nose or something.

    Wiiiiitch!! :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 qo2cj1dsne8y4k
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    Dry shampoo. You'd be better off just washing your hair properly. Took me about 15 minutes this morning to get my hair into some sort of order with it. I'd have it washed and dried in the time it took.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 eisenberg1
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    I would like to ram the "Pipes of Peace" up Paul McCartney's arse


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,167 yeppydeppy
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    Someone, somewhere put up that they are an "impulse snacker", what a load of horseshíte. You're fat, same as me, stop using Americanised bullshít terminology to try and excuse your overconsumption!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,167 yeppydeppy
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    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    I would like to ram the "Pipes of Peace" up Paul McCartney's arse

    All christmas music up the respective composers arses. In fact the whole christmas thing is starting to get on my wick.
    It's so overdone and all this bullshíte about the christmas spirit - PO, if I'm in a bad mood thinking of christmas isn't going to change that - it's going to make it worse.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 eisenberg1
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    yeppydeppy wrote: »
    Someone, somewhere put up that they are an "impulse snacker", what a load of horseshíte. You're fat, same as me, stop using Americanised bullshít terminology to try and excuse your overconsumption!

    I am just big boned.................


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 Maximus Alexander
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    Somebody put a tin of roses on my desk before I got into work this morning. I'm hungover from the Christmas party last night so I have no self-restraint. I'm getting fatter as I type.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,589 One eyed Jack
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    yeppydeppy wrote: »
    Someone, somewhere put up that they are an "impulse snacker", what a load of horseshíte. You're fat, same as me, stop using Americanised bullshít terminology to try and excuse your overconsumption!


    For a minute there I thought our nomadic brethren had broken into the endorsements market and were now endhorsing certain brands of deodorants.

    Well, who better really?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 523 Zemuppet
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    Not been paid the correct amount and also late gggggrrrrrrrrr


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 eisenberg1
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    For a minute there I thought our nomadic brethren had broken into the endorsements market and were now endhorsing certain brands of deodorants.

    Well, who better really?

    :D:D, thats the way I read it too, but I hadnt the balls to say it.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 OldNotWIse
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    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    I am just big boned.................

    Cooeeee!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 OldNotWIse
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    "soakage"

    No, it's not.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 eisenberg1
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    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Cooeeee!

    That's bullying:D


  • Moderators Posts: 3,554 Wise Old Elf
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    This one has to be the most popular trivial annoyance. In a queue for an ATM this afternoon, person at the machine appears to be applying for a mortgage or something. Next person, who has been waiting in line for a decent length of time approaches ATM, and only THEN starts to fooster looking for her card. Why the fook can't you do that while you're waiting and have the card in hand?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 OldNotWIse
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    Which reminds me, I hate when it's my turn to use the ATM but the screen is still busy saying thanks to the previous person etc and you can't insert your card yet. There is usually someone impatient standing behind me too. Those couple of seconds before you can put your card in, when you're standing like a kn.ob - those are TA.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 jimgoose
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    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Which reminds me, I hate when it's my turn to use the ATM but the screen is still busy saying thanks to the previous person etc and you can't insert your card yet. There is usually someone impatient standing behind me too. Those couple of seconds before you can put your card in, when you're standing like a kn.ob - those are TA.

    Spare a thought for the poor sod standing there waiting to put his knob in and holding his card! :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 OldNotWIse
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    jimgoose wrote: »
    Spare a thought for the poor sod standing there waiting to put his knob in and holding his card! :D

    Ah no, I'm cash only :D


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