Jake1 wrote: » Started drinking two litres of water a day :eek: Ive been peeing like a Racehorse ever since
miezekatze wrote: » Ordered pizza from a new place more than half an hour ago, and still no sign of it! I'm hungry!!
eisenberg1 wrote: Well, was it nice?
LexieOnRale wrote: » I read that as crabs, not just once either
OldNotWIse wrote: » Live cribs.
supersean1999 wrote: » When you flash a driver waiting to cross over traffic to allow them out. And they piss about and dont react. Idiots
LexieOnRale wrote: » When you're sitting on the bus trying to give someone an itch somewhere thelapathically, and they get an itch in the wrong place. Itchy ass. Itchy ass. Itchy ass. And then they scratch their nose or something.
eisenberg1 wrote: » I would like to ram the "Pipes of Peace" up Paul McCartney's arse
yeppydeppy wrote: » Someone, somewhere put up that they are an "impulse snacker", what a load of horseshíte. You're fat, same as me, stop using Americanised bullshít terminology to try and excuse your overconsumption!
One eyed Jack wrote: » For a minute there I thought our nomadic brethren had broken into the endorsements market and were now endhorsing certain brands of deodorants. Well, who better really?
eisenberg1 wrote: » I am just big boned.................
OldNotWIse wrote: » Cooeeee!
OldNotWIse wrote: » Which reminds me, I hate when it's my turn to use the ATM but the screen is still busy saying thanks to the previous person etc and you can't insert your card yet. There is usually someone impatient standing behind me too. Those couple of seconds before you can put your card in, when you're standing like a kn.ob - those are TA.
jimgoose wrote: » Spare a thought for the poor sod standing there waiting to put his knob in and holding his card!