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Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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  • #782
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Jake1 wrote: »
    Started drinking two litres of water a day :eek:

    Ive been peeing like a Racehorse ever since :(

    Wait until you are of a certain age and you won't even have to drink much to be going all the time.


  • #783
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    miezekatze wrote: »
    Ordered pizza from a new place more than half an hour ago, and still no sign of it! I'm hungry!!

    Well, was it nice?


  • #784
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Live cribs.


  • #785
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    I read that as crabs, not just once either


  • #786
    Miss Demeanour
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    Grown men who wear Christmas jumpers around shopping centers. Ffs cop yourselves on!


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  • #787
    miezekatze
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭miezekatze


    eisenberg1 wrote:
    Well, was it nice?


    OK, but not nice enough to make it worth the 70 min wait..


  • #788
    selous
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,373 ✭✭✭selous


    That Bleedin kid counting down the "sleeps to Santa" for "Hardly Normal", although, she was missing today, maybe Immigration caught up with her, sheee's so bleeedin annoying.


  • #789
    ratmouse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,856 ✭✭✭ratmouse


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    I read that as crabs, not just once either

    So did I!!


  • #790
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    When you're sitting on the bus trying to give someone an itch somewhere thelapathically, and they get an itch in the wrong place.

    Itchy ass. Itchy ass. Itchy ass. And then they scratch their nose or something.


  • #791
    Laphroaig52
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,146 ✭✭✭Laphroaig52


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Live cribs.

    I thought that was what this thread was all about? :confused:


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  • #792
    supersean1999
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,465 ✭✭✭supersean1999


    When you flash a driver waiting to cross over traffic to allow them out. And they piss about and dont react. Idiots


  • #793
    Laphroaig52
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,146 ✭✭✭Laphroaig52


    supersean1999 wrote: »
    When you flash a driver waiting to cross over traffic to allow them out. And they piss about and dont react. Idiots

    When you DON'T flash a driver waiting to cross over traffic......and they pull out anyway. Gobdaws!


  • #794
    Mudmask
    Closed Accounts Posts: 145 ✭✭Mudmask


    My housemate who gave me evils yesterday for reminding her the esb was due left her light on all night. She doesn't like to come home to the dark! It more than trivialy annoys me, as does the fact I now know her door is locked and I can't slyly turn it off.


  • #795
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,201 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    When you're sitting on the bus trying to give someone an itch somewhere thelapathically, and they get an itch in the wrong place.

    Itchy ass. Itchy ass. Itchy ass. And then they scratch their nose or something.

    Wiiiiitch!! :pac:


  • #796
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Dry shampoo. You'd be better off just washing your hair properly. Took me about 15 minutes this morning to get my hair into some sort of order with it. I'd have it washed and dried in the time it took.


  • #797
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    I would like to ram the "Pipes of Peace" up Paul McCartney's arse


  • #798
    yeppydeppy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,167 ✭✭✭yeppydeppy


    Someone, somewhere put up that they are an "impulse snacker", what a load of horseshíte. You're fat, same as me, stop using Americanised bullshít terminology to try and excuse your overconsumption!


  • #799
    yeppydeppy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,167 ✭✭✭yeppydeppy


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    I would like to ram the "Pipes of Peace" up Paul McCartney's arse

    All christmas music up the respective composers arses. In fact the whole christmas thing is starting to get on my wick.
    It's so overdone and all this bullshíte about the christmas spirit - PO, if I'm in a bad mood thinking of christmas isn't going to change that - it's going to make it worse.


  • #800
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    yeppydeppy wrote: »
    Someone, somewhere put up that they are an "impulse snacker", what a load of horseshíte. You're fat, same as me, stop using Americanised bullshít terminology to try and excuse your overconsumption!

    I am just big boned.................


  • #801
    Maximus Alexander
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    Somebody put a tin of roses on my desk before I got into work this morning. I'm hungover from the Christmas party last night so I have no self-restraint. I'm getting fatter as I type.


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  • #802
    One eyed Jack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,524 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    yeppydeppy wrote: »
    Someone, somewhere put up that they are an "impulse snacker", what a load of horseshíte. You're fat, same as me, stop using Americanised bullshít terminology to try and excuse your overconsumption!


    For a minute there I thought our nomadic brethren had broken into the endorsements market and were now endhorsing certain brands of deodorants.

    Well, who better really?


  • #803
    Zemuppet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 523 ✭✭✭Zemuppet


    Not been paid the correct amount and also late gggggrrrrrrrrr


  • #804
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    One eyed Jack wrote: »
    For a minute there I thought our nomadic brethren had broken into the endorsements market and were now endhorsing certain brands of deodorants.

    Well, who better really?

    :D:D, thats the way I read it too, but I hadnt the balls to say it.....


  • #805
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    I am just big boned.................

    Cooeeee!


  • #806
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    "soakage"

    No, it's not.


  • #807
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Cooeeee!

    That's bullying:D


  • #808
    Wise Old Elf
    Moderators Posts: 3,554 ✭✭✭Wise Old Elf


    This one has to be the most popular trivial annoyance. In a queue for an ATM this afternoon, person at the machine appears to be applying for a mortgage or something. Next person, who has been waiting in line for a decent length of time approaches ATM, and only THEN starts to fooster looking for her card. Why the fook can't you do that while you're waiting and have the card in hand?


  • #809
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Which reminds me, I hate when it's my turn to use the ATM but the screen is still busy saying thanks to the previous person etc and you can't insert your card yet. There is usually someone impatient standing behind me too. Those couple of seconds before you can put your card in, when you're standing like a kn.ob - those are TA.


  • #810
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,201 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Which reminds me, I hate when it's my turn to use the ATM but the screen is still busy saying thanks to the previous person etc and you can't insert your card yet. There is usually someone impatient standing behind me too. Those couple of seconds before you can put your card in, when you're standing like a kn.ob - those are TA.

    Spare a thought for the poor sod standing there waiting to put his knob in and holding his card! :D


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  • #811
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Spare a thought for the poor sod standing there waiting to put his knob in and holding his card! :D

    Ah no, I'm cash only :D


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