Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

Frigga_92 · 16-12-2014 03:22PM

Rosie Rant wrote: »

Grr I hate impatient people at the self service area in the supermarket. People who stand right beside me, staring holes in my head as I pack up my shopping. I'm not slow at it but when I encounter an impatient eejit, staring and tutting because I'm not going at warp speed, I will go slooooooooowly.

I was queuing in the shop in Hueston Station on Sunday. I paid for my stuff and bent down to put it into my suitcase, the guy behind me was standing so close to me that I may as well have been twerking (if I knew how to do that) against his man parts like the young "women" do in music videos. I turned around and said "Do you want to back up a bit there, this isn't a club?" and he just started laughing. Eh no laughing matter buddy, I could practically tell whether he had boxers or briefs on.

danrua01 · 16-12-2014 03:27PM

26sdrawkcab wrote: »

I was queuing in the shop in Hueston Station on Sunday. I paid for my stuff and bent down to put it into my suitcase, the guy behind me was standing so close to me that I may as well have been twerking (if I knew how to do that) against his man parts like the young "women" do in music videos. I turned around and said "Do you want to back up a bit there, this isn't a club?" and he just started laughing. Eh no laughing matter buddy, I could practically tell whether he had boxers or briefs on.

Well, which was it?

eisenberg1 · 16-12-2014 03:30PM

Schwiiing wrote: »

Limerick doctors only know about stab wounds and gunshots anyway. Even getting the bus in Limerick City can be like taking your life into your own hands sometimes.

It must be terrible to stabbed/shot and outside of Limerick, the doctors in other hospitals would not have clue what to do with you, right?. As far as getting a bus in Limerick, no more safe/dangerous than a lot of places.

eisenberg1 · 16-12-2014 03:31PM

danrua01 wrote: »

Well, which was it?

Bayliss and Hardon:D

jimgoose · 16-12-2014 03:31PM

Aglomerado wrote: »

Lesbian Union? Like SIP (from the furry cup) TU? :pac:

Nope, a mere Magisterii in Artibus I'm afraid. Nowhere near as exotic.

Aye, Master of Arts, like. If you bate out all the other aspiring Masters that'd make you a Master Bater as well.

gramar · 16-12-2014 03:33PM

26sdrawkcab wrote: »

I was queuing in the shop in Hueston Station on Sunday. I paid for my stuff and bent down to put it into my suitcase, the guy behind me was standing so close to me that I may as well have been twerking (if I knew how to do that) against his man parts like the young "women" do in music videos. I turned around and said "Do you want to back up a bit there, this isn't a club?" and he just started laughing. Eh no laughing matter buddy, I could practically tell whether he had boxers or briefs on.

Once it wasn't a hard on you'll be alright.

jimgoose · 16-12-2014 03:34PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

It must be terrible to stabbed/shot and outside of Limerick, the doctors in other hospitals would not have clue what to do with you, right?. As far as getting a bus in Limerick, no more safe/dangerous than a lot of places.

Hmm. The head Trauma fella in A&E in Dooradoyle does look suspiciously like Alan Alda, mind. :pac:

Schwiiing · 16-12-2014 03:35PM

When people just can't take a joke.

OldNotWIse · 16-12-2014 03:45PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Bayliss and Hardon:D

He had a glitter hard on :P

eisenberg1 · 16-12-2014 03:50PM

I robbed this one from the jokes thread today.

A guy goes to the doctor, and the doc says "I am afraid you really have stop masturbating!"
The guy says "why?"

Doc replies "So I can examine you"

16-12-2014 03:52PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

He had a glitter hard on :P

I tried to visualise that in y mid, thanks a lot

:D

eisenberg1 · 16-12-2014 03:56PM

Jake1 wrote: »

I tried to visualise that in y mid, thanks a lot :D

Let me guess, a certain 70's glam rock band, skin tight satin trousers....:D

Aglomerado · 16-12-2014 03:56PM

Jake1 wrote: »

I tried to visualise that in y mid, thanks a lot :D

Mmm purple and sparkly!

OldNotWIse · 16-12-2014 03:57PM

Irish people's woeful dress sense. You don't need lots of money to spend on designer tat to look good. You just need some common sense and a bit of style. Some of the absolute get ups of people beggars belief. The obsession with tracksuits when not actually using them for their intended purpose. Then there is the anorack. The miserable, plastic, dreary f.ucking anorak. Fleeces. Uggs (sorry but sheep skin boots that sink down on one side of the heel?). Our overuse of tan and peroxide. I'm actually tired of people telling me to use tan. I like being pale. It suits me. That's why it's called "natural". Ok if you have those reddish tones you might bronze up a bit but when you are blue based pale you just don't bother with that shít. I've about 5 dresses that I keep just for work. None of them were particularly expensive but they are good quality, stylish and look nice and they didn't cost the sun moon and stars. It's not difficult to look half decent!

eisenberg1 · 16-12-2014 03:58PM

Aglomerado wrote: »

Mmm purple and sparkly!

An electrocuted Barney?

OldNotWIse · 16-12-2014 03:59PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

An electrocuted Barney?

heheheeeeeeeeee

bonzodog2 · 16-12-2014 04:01PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

An electrocuted Barney?

We can but hope ....

OldNotWIse · 16-12-2014 04:05PM

bonzodog2 wrote: »

We can but hope ....

An electrocuted Barney waving a glitter hard on, most likely wearing flight socks and carrying a Nolans bag, as he coughs and splutters his way onto the luas with a giant bag on his back that he swings around hitting people on the head with

16-12-2014 04:05PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Let me guess, a certain 70's glam rock band, skin tight satin trousers....:D

YES!!! exactly, i was picturing Bjorn and Bennie from Abba

:(

gurl88 · 16-12-2014 04:10PM

Christmas cards with glitter on them

eisenberg1 · 16-12-2014 04:11PM

Jake1 wrote: »

YES!!! exactly, i was picturing Bjorn and Bennie from Abba :(

Oops, I thought it was a toss up (no pun there) between Gary Glitter and Marc Bolan:D

Aglomerado · 16-12-2014 04:12PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

An electrocuted Barney waving a glitter hard on, most likely wearing flight socks and carrying a Nolans bag, as he coughs and splutters his way onto the luas with a giant bag on his back that he swings around hitting people on the head with

...and who chews with his mouth open, making revolting noises. And who smells like onions, farts and wee wee.

OldNotWIse · 16-12-2014 04:13PM

gurl88 wrote: »

Christmas cards with glitter on them

Careful. You don't know what might pop up when you open them...

Philo Beddoe · 16-12-2014 04:13PM

People who, when their opinions are criticized, claim that they are being censored or that their free-speech is being attacked.

OldNotWIse · 16-12-2014 04:14PM

Aglomerado wrote: »

...and who chews with his mouth open, making revolting noises. And who smells like onions, farts and wee wee.

Sounds like such a catch! :P

eisenberg1 · 16-12-2014 04:15PM

Philo Beddoe wrote: »

People who, when their opinions are criticized, claim that they are being censored or that their free-speech is being attacked.

You shouldn't say things like that.

jimgoose · 16-12-2014 04:16PM

Philo Beddoe wrote: »

People who, when their opinions are criticized, claim that they are being censored or that their free-speech is being attacked.

Some people confuse the right to say their piece with the right to have said piece accepted as the Truth of Truths in spite of them being as thick as bottled pigshít and their opinions being demonstrably a load of old piffle and meballacks. That's democracy for you. :pac:

OldNotWIse · 16-12-2014 04:17PM

Philo Beddoe wrote: »

People who, when their opinions are criticized, claim that they are being censored or that their free-speech is being attacked.

Or that they are being discriminated against. This one really wrecks my head. They might be experiencing unfair treatment but to be discriminated against, it has to be based on one of (I think) seven grounds such as membership of the travelling community, sexual orientation, marital status etc. You can't just say "I am being discriminated against" because someone does something you don't like. It's up there with "I know my rights" - well clearly you don't?!

In fact, people's ignorance in general trivially annoys me.

jimgoose · 16-12-2014 04:18PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Or that they are being discriminated against. This one really wrecks my head. They might be experiencing unfair treatment but to be discriminated against, it has to be based on one of (I think) seven grounds such as membership of the travelling community, sexual orientation, marital status etc. You can't just say "I am being discriminated against" because someone does something you don't like. It's up there with "I know my rights" - well clearly you don't?!

In fact, people's ignorance in general trivially annoys me.

Tell me, is it illegal yet to discriminate against galvanised leatherin' fcukan eejits?? :pac:

Vel · 16-12-2014 04:20PM

When you go to the kitchen in work to make a cuppa and someone else is in the process of making one. Despite declining their kind offer to make you a cup, these wannabe Mrs. Doyles keep persisting until they have all but wrestled your cup from your hand and made a cup for you. I don't want your grubby mitts anywhere near my cup and you can't make tea for sh1t. Why couldn't you just let me make my own?

And don't get me going on the people who offer you sweets from the various tins around the office and when you refuse they put them on your desk anyway, mainly to make themselves feel better that they don't have the willpower to stop gorging themselves on Quality Street.

Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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