Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

MsBubbles wrote: »

Ah no.

I can't figure out which type of assessment is most beneficial to us so I just want the revenue person to say "it's this one" and then happy days.

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

Building to a crescendo.

No cause she forgets and just rambles

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

We stayed a night in a B&B in West Cork about 15 years ago and it was the creepiest place I've ever stayed. There were religious statues everywhere, including a 5 foot statue of St Anthony outside our bedroom door:eek: The mass times were listed on the back of the bedroom door and the bed was one of those really old fashioned metal framed ones with lots of steel springs. Every time we turned over in bed it sounded like we were having an orgy in the room.:D

That's mortifying, staying in a hotel, not caring who hears what during the night, then having to get up and leave the next morning praying nobody is coming out of ajoining rooms

Pumpkinseeds I chose not to watch cos I Know I will be sick of the sight of it by 25th December. I try not to mention C******as before 1st December.

Job snobbery.

I love my job. I'm not a thick, I have a 'real' and 'proper' degree, but it's not something I wanted to work at for my whole entire life. I'm happy with my job, and a few weeks ago I got offered a new job as manager, which I decided to accept.
He has a real job. A 'sensible' job. A job that pays much better than mine, but if I were to do it, I'd end up hanging myself with one of my ****ty ties I would have to wear (if I were him). It wouldn't be for me.

He's got this opportunity to move to a new country, just for a few months, with his job. He broke the news via text to me yesterday, and just automatically assumed because my job was so ****ty anyway, I'd be going with him. He didn't ask, he didn't suggest, he just took it that I would. His work will be paying for his apartment ect.

I remind him I got an amazing opportunity with this new job (no experience as a manager, job offered from just recommendation). I told him this last night and he basically said who cares about my ****ty job and that this adventure would be much more exciting.

Now obviously I'm like an anti Christ all day. I didn't stay at home last night, and answerd all his texts today with one words and full stops and he's completely oblivious to why I'm upset with him.

I'm so annoyed I ever moved in with him. Insensitive judgemental gobsh1te.

jimgoose wrote: »

And what, pray, is not "real" or "sensible" about your own job?

Because "slapping a bit of makeup" on someone and "looking at hoohah's" isn't a real career.

jimgoose wrote: »

I dunno. With that description you haven't ruled out marketing, banking or insurance.

He's just hating cause he's not as wonderful and beautiful as me.

Passive aggressive people, who take to Facebook to bitch about you.
Have a problem? No problem. Just say it to me. You're a big boy now. Spit it out.

Also what gets on my tits is users. Freeloaders. He's my friends husband. Big man he is too. Massive. Anytime he sees me he's asking for a massage. There's quite a lot of him to massage, and he needs a deep tissue massage. He told me if I did massages for him once a week, he'd throw me 'a score' which I didn't know was 20 euro. Still super cheap for a massage, if he was getting 60 mins deep tissue from me in work it'd be 85. For two weeks, I did it. Brought my fold up bed to his, drove the 15kms. Did two one hour deep massages, no cash monies but I did get a lecture how he'd do anything for his friends and not expect payment for it, how it's bad form to take money from your friends.
Now I only wish I'd have someone come to my house to massage me for nothing and most of my friends would do massage, but the only massage for free is a shoulder rub from my best friend if she's in a good mood, lying on the couch, once a month, while her daughter pulls my hair.

And it's not just him. Will you thread my eyebrows? Will you tint my lashes? Can you do my makeup? Can you do gels/shellacs?
I do this from my house, and most of the people would be people i don't even know that well, so they'll pay. But then I've got my freeloading friends and I don't mind doing something for someone once as a favour but when you do that, it's expected and they'll just ride you. People that you know if they are texting you then it's only because they want something.

Do I ask my friends who work in a crèche to mind kids for free in their spare time?
Or ask my hairdresser friends for free haircuts or highlights?

No. No. No. No. No.

And then log onto Facebook to be greeted by this mother****ing ****. I had enough on my plate on Wednesday finding out my oh was planning on leaving the country, without worrying about giving that bollox a massage.

Swear to god when he replies to my nice comment, I'm going to tear him a new asshole.

Teeth moving slightly even after years of brace wearing. Parents think I'm crazy but there is definitely shift...so now, looks like I'll be a 31 year old with tracks for a while. How sexy. Perhaps I could just get dentures instead...and be one of those really annoying denture ad idiots who is all teethed and happy eating a fúcking apple.