Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

Fat Christy

smash wrote: »

The way some of you are going on you'd swear that having kids means the end of having a life.

Sure you only have no life for what, 18 years? That's nathing. Although nowadays it's turning into 30 years because the fcukers won't move out.

Maximus Alexander

smash wrote: »

The way some of you are going on you'd swear that having kids means the end of having a life.

It means the end of having the life you had before you had kids.

OldNotWIse

smash wrote: »

The way some of you are going on you'd swear that having kids means the end of having a life.

Not the end of having a life, but something I often think about is how, when you have kids, you always have a worry for the rest of your life. The worry of something happening to them. Your life is no longer just your own. Wear your heart outside so to speak. Losing a child is the worst thing that can happen to anyone. The worries are endless. Miscarriage, cot death, road accidents, meningitis, paedophiles/kidnappers, online bullying, eating disorders, drug/alcohol abuse, car accidents, simply being in the wrong place at the wrong time...I'm panicking and I don't even have any yet!!

...quickly decides never to have any!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

I'd be afraid of turning into most parents I know. I'm pretty selfish and self obsessed already. I can't afford to turn into an even more insufferable arsehole.
And kids get dirty. I couldn't be dealing with that. The two babies in my life, are without a doubt the loves of my life. But even yesterday as an example, she was giving me kisses. Her dummy was in her mouth that was fine so I was kidding her dummy and she loved it. Next thing she whips the dummy out of her mouth, plants a kiss right on my lips, a real sloppy wet kiss, complete with runny nose.

Then I was trying to feed her (pasta) and she absolutely destroyed me, her, and my cream fabric sofa. Could not be dealing.



On the subject of babies, I moved my dogs beds up to out room in order to stop chewing. Nothing chewed last night but this is how I woke up this morning -
http://tinypic.com/r/21diiq0/8

smash

Fat Christy wrote: »

Sure you only have no life for what, 18 years? That's nathing. Although nowadays it's turning into 30 years because the fcukers won't move out.

Good kick up the arse is what that lot need!

Fat Christy

smash wrote: »

Good kick up the arse is what that lot need!

We're gonna start a ruckus now, we better pipe down. :pac:

smash

LexieOnRale wrote: »

On the subject of babies, I moved my dogs beds up to out room in order to stop chewing. Nothing chewed last night but this is how I woke up this morning -
http://tinypic.com/r/21diiq0/8

Dogs on the bed? fcuk no! My dod isn't even allowed on the couch. Buy a training cage. My dog is 9 and a half and she still sleeps in her cage at night so she doesn't piss anywhere or wreck the place.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

smash wrote: »

Dogs on the bed? fcuk no! My dod isn't even allowed on the couch. Buy a training cage. My dog is 9 and a half and she still sleeps in her cage at night so she doesn't piss anywhere or wreck the place.

They're not allowed on the bed either. doesn't stop them

smash

Refer back to this post again for the answer: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=92908246&postcount=7791

OldNotWIse

Sending a text saying what you are going to do to your OH's ex's face when you surprise visit her...to the wrong number :P

edit: the agonising wait for a reply from a stranger telling you what a psychotic weirdo you are.... squirmy squirmy!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Finding out via text message that someone I live with, and have been with (on and off) for the past 6 or so years, is moving to New York with work for a while.

A text.

LynnGrace

73Cat wrote: »

I think I know what you mean. For me I think it's don't bother saying it , if you have no intention of doing it. Its just empty chat then. I have a friend who has been telling me for years he's calling out to the house, every single time I bump into him. He hasn't called once. It's insincere, and to be honest, I don't give a damn whether he calls or not. So l just nod and smile, and say yeah, yeah, just give me a text, make sure I'm home. All the time I want to box his chops for him:)

Exactly. I like this person, and we got on brilliantly when we worked together. But, it's just for the sake of saying it, that she says 'we must meet, I will contact you next week to arrange'. Grand, no bother, talk to your then. :pac:

eisenberg1

Fat Christy wrote: »

Sure you only have no life for what, 18 years? That's nathing. Although nowadays it's turning into 30 years because the fcukers won't move out.

Mine are like boomerangs, move out and back in again, move out but leave all their sh1t behind , Just for a while:D

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Not the end of having a life, but something I often think about is how, when you have kids, you always have a worry for the rest of your life. The worry of something happening to them. Your life is no longer just your own. Wear your heart outside so to speak. Losing a child is the worst thing that can happen to anyone. The worries are endless. Miscarriage, cot death, road accidents, meningitis, paedophiles/kidnappers, online bullying, eating disorders, drug/alcohol abuse, car accidents, simply being in the wrong place at the wrong time...I'm panicking and I don't even have any yet!!

...quickly decides never to have any!

That's it in a nutshell really, always worrying even when they get older. Will he/she be good to them? They said they would call when they got there..
Are they happy? are they ok?

I used to think mobile phones were they worst thing, because they had one and you couldn't reach them, then you assume the worst...

I wouldn't mind, but when I was a teenager, and my mother would ask what time I would be home, I would reply with "ah relax, I will be home when I am home"

She should have locked me the fcuk out:D

wp_rathead

Music snobs.

Boom_Bap

wprathead wrote: »

Music snobs.

Which genre of music?

Boom_Bap

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Which genre of music?

You've probably never heard of it.

Boom_Bap

bluewolf wrote: »

You've probably never heard of it.

If it can't be described in a short paragraph, then most likely not.

I don't know if you're continuing the joke or not

Boom_Bap

joke?

:pac:

Mr. CooL ICE

wprathead wrote: »

Music snobs.

Please speak up. I can't hear you over my Sennheisers. Y'see, these Sennheisers are way better than Beats. Beats are just a marketing tool that bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla. Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla.

music snob ... hipster ... i like x band you've probably never heard it before...?



http://www.quickmeme.com/img/9a/9a2c0b29559ccc6e3e0d7d2eb5e6b1f235d01ba2ceac4b6c5b8cfcabb200f45d.jpg

Generic Dreadhead

People who wear Beats

Barely There

I listen to bands that don't even exist yet.

Generic Dreadhead

Barely There wrote: »

I listen to bands that don't even exist yet.

I prefer the work they did in their previous, separate bands before they were in those bands you mentioned

Boom_Bap

Cormac... wrote: »

I prefer the work they did in their previous, separate bands before they were in those bands you mentioned

But the ambient accordian offshoot project of the percussian section is far greater than that.

Generic Dreadhead

Boom_Bap wrote: »

But the ambient accordian offshoot project of the percussian section is far greater than that.

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smash

Barely There wrote: »

I listen to bands that don't even exist yet.

I want to create a group called The Fritzls and then our fans can say "I liked The Fritzls better when they were underground."

Fat Christy

smash wrote: »

I want to create a group called The Fritzls and then our fans can say "I liked The Fritzls better when they were underground."

Holy mother of divine god. :eek:

Maximus Alexander

Boom_Bap wrote: »

But the ambient accordian offshoot project of the percussian section is far greater than that.

You've clearly not heard of the bassist's pet project where he makes music from recordings of his own cries as an infant, which I backed through crowd funding before Kickstarter was thing.

eisenberg1

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

You've clearly not heard of the bassist's pet project where he makes music from recordings of his own cries as an infant, which I backed through crowd funding before Kickstarter was thing.

Is it all about the bass? No treble?