Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

tampopo

jimgoose wrote: »

We do not use that word around here. The preferred terms are Hoohah, Kebab and Pork Portcullis, in that order.

Lady Wrinkle.

jimgoose

Lexie, you need to start using some of this stuff in your advertising literature. You'll either have them doubling over laughing, or jumping through the window! :pac:

jimgoose

Aglomerado wrote: »

I've thought of another, so sorry in advance:

Gammon Flaps

:pac:

"So, how would you like your Gammon Flaps today, ma'am? Brazilian? Hitler? Bert-from-Sesame-Street-style Monobrow??" :pac::pac::pac:

MsBubbles

Jimgoose I can see it now. Ladies is your garden overgrown ?
Is the gate to your Porkculis blocked ?
Don't delay
Call LexieonRale on 1800waxyourhoohah

Aglomerado

jimgoose wrote: »

"So, how would you like your Gammon Flaps today, ma'am? Brazilian? Hitler? Bert-from-Sesame-Street-style Monobrow??" :pac::pac::pac:

Aah, pubic topiary!!!!

eisenberg1

Aglomerado wrote: »

Aah, pubic topiary!!!!

Snip, snip and bob's your aunt:D

jimgoose

MsBubbles wrote: »

Jimgoose I can see it now. Ladies is your garden overgrown ?
Is the gate to your Porkculis blocked ?
Don't delay
Call LexieonRale on 1800waxyourhoohah

Indeed yes! Are the beef curtains more Highland than Friesian? Step right up and give that tired ol' kebab a whole new side-salad!!

One eyed Jack

Aglomerado wrote: »

Ah the male bits get lovely names too! Just a few I learned from Viz many years ago:

Pork Sword
Mutton Dagger
Beef Bayonet
Blue Veined Custard Chucker
Love Sausage
Porridge Gun

I think you may have left one off the list...

Pumpkinseeds

OldNotWIse wrote: »

My Mum is of the opinion that the reason why these protests have such a high turnout is because they are affecting people who are not used to paying for anything. Why don't we have such numbers protesting against the continuation of the supposedly temporary USC? Ah because it's people who work that are affected by it. I don't know if I agree with her or not, but now I am TA that the fúckers are still taking the USC for, well...nothing Bástards. I could have bought new boots with the USC they took this week. I could have got píssed on last week's USC. Next week's could have sent three goats and a chicken to Concern

I agree. Looking at their Facebook posts they are out every day and are attending 2 protest marches this week. So a collection of the unemployed and retired, so essentially people with little else to do with their days. Don't get me wrong, I don't want to pay it anymore than anyone else does, but like most people I have more immediate day to day issues to deal with and banging my head against a wall isn't going to achieve anything.

Pumpkinseeds

Scumbags on buses. We got a bus out to the Crescent shopping centre in Limerick this morning and 3 scumbag types were sitting behind us. It was like being on an alien planet. They all had that ex-prisoner look about them and the conversations were bizarre. As fascinating and bizarre as their conversation was I was half thinking 'please don't kill me'. It's horrible having drugged up scumbags sitting behind you on a bus.

Rubberlegs

Didn't see Purple Headed Warrior mentioned
Feeling trivially annoyed . There is a sort of community night in one of the local hotels tonight. Told my eldest girl I might give it a miss. You might as well she says, no one will notice if you are there or not. FFS:(

pragmatic1

People that say nasty stuff and pass it off as them being honest.
Get over yourselves. Your opinion isn't that important.

Frigga_92

Aglomerado wrote: »

Ah the male bits get lovely names too! Just a few I learned from Viz many years ago:

Pork Sword
Mutton Dagger
Beef Bayonet
Blue Veined Custard Chucker
Love Sausage
Porridge Gun

They are just horrendous.

Mr. CooL ICE

Don' forget "love gun"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LFqT16sWLM

Rubberlegs

Also very trivially annoying how my clumsy little fingers on my crappy phone keep hitting off usernames. Not stalking, honestly :P

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

People with staring problems. Someone who stands under your arm when you're cooking and despite offering them dinner too, they refuse, sit next to you and watch you while you eat your dinner. I hate that.

Son Of A Vidic

Reading through a local paper, when the words from an ad for a Cafe caught my eye - Handcrafted sandwiches. So I thought to myself, Handcrafted sandwiches? Oh yes that swings it for us, let's all bypass those Cafes who merely prepare your sandwiches by hand. Yes, everyone wants to go to the Cafe that will handcraft your sandwich. Just the kind of horseshít that reminded me of the Celtic Tiger years.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

People who don't put their phones on silent at night time, ffs

CrowdedHouse

Is the whole fuggin internet out of order today? I went to to 'big' sites - one to buy something and am not able to put anything in the shopping cart- ERROR. The other I want to update credit card details, while I think of it, as I got a renewal yesterday = error on that too.
The morning is cold wet and miserable too

That is all

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

People on my Facebook who were all over the Robin Williams thing with posts about depression, suicide and "omg so sad xx" comments, sharing photos urging people to talk to others if they were feeling down.

And some of the same people now on Facebook making fun of some girl in our town, clearly mentally ill and very unstable, and she's just the butt end of everyone's jokes. The same people who were all about a suicide victim.

Mental illness is mental illness. It's not a spectator sport, and it seems to be all well and good, entertaining even, until someone kills themselves.

Zanablue

The fecker next door parked his car in front of my driveway, so when I wanted to get out I had to run in and get him to move the car. Got feckin drenched, more then trivially annoyed!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Having no willpower. I stopped drinking two weeks ago. Easy peasy, despite most people thinking I wouldn't go astray with a place in St. John of gods. Not even tempted or missing it.

Until now. On Facebook a dj I'm friends with from the party house I lived in, is touring Thailand and got the sunrise slot at a full moon rave in ko phangan. He put up a video clip of the last of the people, it's about 7am there. Now I want to get really drunk and go to a rave right now.

I can resist everything but temptation, and I know right well ill be raging with myself for caving so easily. TA that I'm so easily led

Miss Demeanour

When you get a new phone and lose contacts/pics etc. that you thought were saved to the sim !
Then having to install all apps again and forgetting some passwords....! Annoyed

Pumpkinseeds

Using an ancient lap top. Our lap top died today so now we've got to use the old lap top that we had before the newer one died, if you follow. Not so trivial is having to fork out to buy a new lap top. When we switched this one on it said it was installing 95 updates and it does everything at a snails pace.:mad:

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

It's really annoying sending your best friend a snapchat and having her screenshot it and post it on her Facebook. If I wanted people to see it I'd post it myself

It's even more annoying that I can get 63 likes and 6 comments on her page in an hour and the most likes I've ever got on one of my selfies was only about 35, up since our lord was a child. The joys of being anti social.

CrowdedHouse

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Our lap top died today so now we've got to use the old lap top that we had before the newer one died, if you follow. Not so trivial is having to fork out to buy a new lap top:mad:

I hear ya - my high spec laptop is giving trouble so I'm using a low spec model that does the job that I got it for fine but seems slooooow for normal use

McChubbin

Why must it be so hard to highlight one word or sentence?! My mouse seems hellbent on rearranging the letters or un-highlighting my selection. All I want to do is add a goddamn hyperlink but nooo, my mouse has to go and derp out on me. Ugh! :mad:

EDIT: Every single one of the 5 cans of beer I had tonight has fizzed up and sprayed me. I didn't even shake the shagging things! :mad:

Rubberlegs

So trivially annoying that I hold it together for weeks coming up to my Dad's anniversary, I'm going to be OK this year. All it takes is to watch a tv show, and some old fella is whistling Danny Boy on it, and I'm f**ked. My Dad was always, always whistling. Whistling or humming or singing something . In bits since, really didn't need this leading up to today

73Cat

73Cat wrote: »

So trivially annoying that I hold it together for weeks coming up to my Dad's anniversary, I'm going to be OK this year. All it takes is to watch a tv show, and some old fella is whistling Danny Boy on it, and I'm f**ked. My Dad was always, always whistling. Whistling or humming or singing something . In bits since, really didn't need this leading up to today

So sorry to hear you are having a hard time .

LynnGrace

73Cat wrote: »

So trivially annoying that I hold it together for weeks coming up to my Dad's anniversary, I'm going to be OK this year. All it takes is to watch a tv show, and some old fella is whistling Danny Boy on it, and I'm f**ked. My Dad was always, always whistling. Whistling or humming or singing something . In bits since, really didn't need this leading up to today

Aww, sorry to hear it.
It's little things like that that really can throw you, I know that well, from experience. Mind yourself.