Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

everlast75 · 29-10-2014 09:52AM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Oh god yeah, i have low blood pressure and a tendency for red cheeks. So it's a ridiculous contract between a ghost like face with two massive red circles on my cheeks, I look barbaric. Some heavy duty foundation, powder and a bit of bronzer and I don't look like I'm on the brink of collapse.

The average gym goer doesn't or at least shouldn't give two hoots about what other users look like. Everyone is supposed to be there to work out until they all look wrecked.

If you go and give it socks, you might not look your best at the end of the workout, but you will look 20 times better than others after two months of it

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 29-10-2014 10:26AM

Ah yeah I know but I would be pure scarlet. I don't mind not wearing makeup usually, just not when I'm going to look like the big bad wolf huffing and puffing.

My trivial annoyance is I can't get that junkies song out of my head, and I'm conscious of not bursting into song "don't take me drugs away!" Oh lord!

OldNotWIse · 29-10-2014 10:29AM

There are fat people cartoons on my google search engine

Edit: Nick de Saint Phalle.....aaah

gramar · 29-10-2014 10:34AM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

There are fat people cartoons on my google search engine

Edit: Nick de Saint Phalle.....aaah

I rarely put the pointer over it to see what it is but did today. Means nothing to me. Looks like a swimwear designer for generously proportioned ladies.

OldNotWIse · 29-10-2014 10:35AM

gramar wrote: »

I rarely put the pointer over it to see what it is but did today. Means nothing to me. Looks like a swimwear designer for generously proportioned ladies.

That's generous

MJ23 · 29-10-2014 10:52AM

"Kangaroo Court". It's on the radio a lot. I don't want to look up what it means. It just annoys me.

everlast75 · 29-10-2014 10:55AM

MJ23 wrote: »

"Kangaroo Court". It's on the radio a lot. I don't want to look up what it means. It just annoys me.

Ditto "tiger kidnapping" for me :mad:

Fat Christy · 29-10-2014 11:19AM

Got the flu jab yesterday. Of course I got an alllergic reaction to it....arm is red, warm, swollen and really sore.

Maximus Alexander · 29-10-2014 12:33PM

Fat Christy wrote: »

Got the flu jab yesterday. Of course I got an alllergic reaction to it....arm is red, warm, swollen and really sore.

I always thought flu jabs were for old people.

jimgoose · 29-10-2014 12:35PM

Being constantly assaulted in some way - visually, aurally or in print - by some half-educated fúckan fool banging on about "rights", or "urgently-needed" legislation to take care of, I don't know, propeller beanies for pet poodles or some shee-YITE. D'you know what the real problem here is? No sabre-tooth tigers to run from. Our ancestors had wonderful focus and sense of purpose, largely due to this important facility, tragically lacking in modern Western society, where we devote great effort to inventing ridiculous pseudo-problems and then solving them in ridiculous half-arsed ways. This is why the insects will win, and good luck to them. Fúck 'em. :mad:

29-10-2014 12:39PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Ah yeah I know but I would be pure scarlet. I don't mind not wearing makeup usually, just not when I'm going to look like the big bad wolf huffing and puffing.

My trivial annoyance is I can't get that junkies song out of my head, and I'm conscious of not bursting into song "don't take me drugs away!" Oh lord!

Ive been humming that bleeding song since I heard it. A real earworm if ever there was one :pac:

gramar · 29-10-2014 12:43PM

Fat Christy wrote: »

Got the flu jab yesterday. Of course I got an alllergic reaction to it....arm is red, warm, swollen and really sore.

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

I always thought flu jabs were for old people.

Christy is not old. Just been around the block a few times!:pac:

jimgoose · 29-10-2014 12:51PM

gramar wrote: »

Christy is not old. Just been around the block a few times!:pac:

As my father used to say, I wouldn't begrudge a good engine a sup of oil. :pac:

Generic Dreadhead · 29-10-2014 01:02PM

The daily ridiculous forced "what happens will shock you" videos every ****ing day?
Yesterdays was a guy pretending to be homeless asking a homeless guy for food.
Todays is about some women being chatted up while walking around NYC
Tomorrows will be something else.
Lets all get rabble roused cause someone contrived to film something on the street

jimgoose · 29-10-2014 01:04PM

"Well Jim, headin' out for the oul' shmokey-shmoke?!?"

"No actually, I though I'd give the top-floor windows a clean, nice day for it. That's why I have a lighter and cigarette packet in my hand, you see. And speak English, you ridiculous little fartbollix, or I'll pour a gallon of lighter fluid down your throat and set fire to your hole!!" :mad:

gramar · 29-10-2014 01:06PM

jimgoose wrote: »

"Well Jim, headin' out for the oul' shmokey-shmoke?!?"

"No actually, I though I'd give the top-floor windows a clean, nice day for it. That's why I have a lighter and cigarette packet in my hand, you see. And speak English, you ridiculous little fartbollix, or I'll pour a gallon of lighter fluid down your throat and set fire to your hole!!" :mad:

I'm in tears laughing at that. Shmokey-shmoke.
Drying my fcuking eyes here. :pac:

Barely There · 29-10-2014 01:19PM

gramar wrote: »

I'm in tears laughing at that. Shmokey-shmoke.
Drying my fcuking eyes here. :pac:

Floppy-drop.

gramar · 29-10-2014 01:27PM

Barely There wrote: »

Floppy-drop.

Nah.....it's how you tell 'em.

Pumpkinseeds · 29-10-2014 02:36PM

Dress shopping.:( It's Mr Pumpkinseeds birthday this weekend and we're going out. The dress I was going to wear is a little snugger than I'd like so that means dress shopping, I fcuking hate dresses and dress shopping, still it'll probably kill the at least 2 hours of waiting I'll be doing for my mother while she's having an outpatient proceedure in Barringtons.

LoganRice · 29-10-2014 02:47PM

Cormac... wrote: »

The daily ridiculous forced "what happens will shock you" videos every ****ing day?
Yesterdays was a guy pretending to be homeless asking a homeless guy for food.
Todays is about some women being chatted up while walking around NYC
Tomorrows will be something else.
Lets all get rabble roused cause someone contrived to film something on the street

This.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 29-10-2014 02:50PM

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Dress shopping.:( It's Mr Pumpkinseeds birthday this weekend and we're going out. The dress I was going to wear is a little snugger than I'd like so that means dress shopping, I fcuking hate dresses and dress shopping, still it'll probably kill the at least 2 hours of waiting I'll be doing for my mother while she's having an outpatient proceedure in Barringtons.

Magic knickers, a load of water and no carbs til after the weekend? Would that work?

eisenberg1 · 29-10-2014 02:54PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Magic knickers, a load of water and no carbs til after the weekend? Would that work?

Are they anything like the American knickers?

jimgoose · 29-10-2014 02:57PM

gramar wrote: »

I'm in tears laughing at that. Shmokey-shmoke.
Drying my fcuking eyes here. :pac:

That's me, the ICT industry's answer to Roger Mellie, The Man On The Telly. Hello, good evening and bollocks!

jimgoose · 29-10-2014 02:59PM

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Dress shopping.:( It's Mr Pumpkinseeds birthday this weekend and we're going out. The dress I was going to wear is a little snugger than I'd like so that means dress shopping, I fcuking hate dresses and dress shopping, still it'll probably kill the at least 2 hours of waiting I'll be doing for my mother while she's having an outpatient proceedure in Barringtons.

Give it a pull of a tractor, be grand. :cool:

jimgoose · 29-10-2014 03:01PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Are they anything like the American knickers?

A.k.a. "Control Underware" apparently. I like that, very Bosch K-Jetronic. :pac:

Colser · 29-10-2014 03:05PM

Annoyed at the amount of knowledge the guys on here have in relation to ladies undergarments:( Can we have any privacy about how we enhance our bits..at least pretend we are fooling ye:D

eisenberg1 · 29-10-2014 03:07PM

jimgoose wrote: »

A.k.a. "Control Underware" apparently. I like that, very Bosch K-Jetronic. :pac:

More a "one big Yank, and they are off" sort of thing:D

jimgoose · 29-10-2014 03:09PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

More a "one big Yank, and they are off" sort of thing:D

Hmm. That doesn't sound very Controlled to me. More investigation is needed, I'd say.

Philo Beddoe · 29-10-2014 03:14PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Magic knickers, a load of water and no carbs til after the weekend? Would that work?

Wouldn't buying a new dress be a lot less hassle than all that?

Colser · 29-10-2014 03:14PM

jimgoose wrote: »

Hmm. That doesn't sound very Controlled to me. More investigation is needed, I'd say.

Ah sure it would be very difficult to find a man willing to carry out that kinda research id say so thats a non starter;)

Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

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