Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

Pumpkinseeds

Feeling weary. I can't remember the last time I had a really good nights sleep.:(

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Spending the bank holiday in bed, novelty because he never gets Mondays off. Then some clown started banging on the door just as the real fun was about to start. We ignored it at the start but it was very offputting, and it was the OHs brother so he knew he was home.


The worst thing about bank holidays is everyone else is off work too

Ted_YNWA

Boom_Bap wrote: »

When did this happen?

On Friday at 3 o'clock, I knocked off work for a week long holiday. I've been sick ever since. F*ck that sh*t.

If you get a sick cert, it should cover your holidays & you can take them some other time.

Reebrock

Girlfriend overreacting.

eisenberg1

Reebrock wrote: »

Girlfriend overreacting.

We will be the judges of that:D

What did you do?

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

When you ask a question and its answered with a question.

"Do you want a coffee?"
"Does a bear sh1t in the woods?"

**** off you outrageous knobjockey. Seriously it's a yes or no question. What sort of simpleton even thinks that's an acceptable reply. I just walked out, and I'm not bringing back a coffee either.

gramar

LexieOnRale wrote: »

When you ask a question and its answered with a question.

"Do you want a coffee?"
"Does a bear sh1t in the woods?"

**** off you outrageous knobjockey. Seriously it's a yes or no question. What sort of simpleton even thinks that's an acceptable reply. I just walked out, and I'm not bringing back a coffee either.

That is a very definite YES! ......although I thought it was 'does the pope shít in the woods' but I could be confused!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Well what's wrong with saying yes?! The pope ****ting in the woods is a much better image. That's another one. "Is the pope catholic?" If we're going to keep answering with questions how about "do I want to knock you out?"

gramar

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Well what's wrong with saying yes?! The pope ****ting in the woods is a much better image. That's another one. "Is the pope catholic?" If we're going to keep answering with questions how about "do I want to knock you out?"

Woah there, that be fightin' talk!

Ahh yeah that's it, pope/catholic....bear/woods. Must remember that.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

I would probably cry if I actually had to get into a fight, but I am brave in my head!

gramar

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I would probably cry if I actually had to get into a fight, but I am brave in my head!

You'd be crying after most probably. I won't be putting me money on you so!

rainbow kirby

Getting up early for spin class, only to find that the worst instructor at the gym is teaching it rather than the really good one who usually takes Tuesday mornings.

eisenberg1

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Well what's wrong with saying yes?! The pope ****ting in the woods is a much better image. That's another one. "Is the pope catholic?" If we're going to keep answering with questions how about "do I want to knock you out?"

The pope is a cadillac?

Will I Amnt

Installing 20 seconds remaining... 15 seconds... 10 seconds... 5 seconds... 30 seconds!!!! :mad:

LynnGrace

RAIN. As Fr Jack might say, FECK OFF RAIN!

Pumpkinseeds

Another night of really broken sleep. I would love to go back to bed for a nap.:(

go for it Pumpkin, it will do you the world of good

Pumpkinseeds

My next door nightmare has just started...well 'singing' is the technical term for it but I had to mute the volume on the tv as I thought there was a dog howling. Either she's pissed or deluded. Dear God, the sound is awful.:eek:

X Factor has a lot to answer for , Dear God make her stop before I lose the will to live.

Barely There

The hour going back.

It's still pitch black in the morning when I'm getting up and heading into work, but now it'll be dark when I'm leaving too.

tomwaterford

Robbie Williams is a ridicolus human being....normal I don't care what people I don't know get upto....but jesus....he just a ****ing mess!!

eisenberg1

"that was an awful dose of rain last night"

"you wont feel the Christmas"

And people making stupid "all that rain/Water meter jokes"

gramar

eisenberg1 wrote: »

"that was an awful dose of rain last night"

"you wont feel the Christmas"

And people making stupid "all that rain/Water meter jokes"

Is that you ONW?

Colser

tomwaterford wrote: »

Robbie Williams is a ridicolus human being....normal I don't care what people I don't know get upto....but jesus....he just a ****ing mess!!

An hour of strong labour pains would sort him out...If I was his wife i would have strangled him during the labour:mad:

eisenberg1

Colser wrote: »

An hour of strong labour pains would sort him out...If I was his wife i would have strangled him during the labour:mad:

Thats what she gets for letting him entertain her:D

Boom_Bap

I still don't know what clocks to trust since Sunday

Pumpkinseeds

I scalded my finger putting hot water into a glass to disolve the solpadeine for my headache. Ironic.

gramar

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

I scalded my finger putting hot water into a glass to disolve the solpadeine for my headache. Ironic.

Fcuking hell, Alanis Morrisette, here we go again...Like rayiainnnnnn......

Pumpkinseeds

gramar wrote: »

Fcuking hell, Alanis Morrisette, here we go again...Like rayiainnnnnn......

I like rain.

Generic Dreadhead

How having my dreadlocks pretty much limits me to 3 Halloween costumes:
Rasta - Racist
Predator - Too expensive / time consuming
Jack Sparrow - Done it twice or 3 times now tbh

petronius

People who say that they have "no ide-er' for "No Idea"