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Texting girls

  • 27-10-2014 05:07PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11


    Alright,.for all you cavan lads out there or anyone else, how do YOU begin a conversation with a girl you just met on a night out who already thinks youre funny and good locking?

    ( if you want the shift of course)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,333 ✭✭✭deise08


    Alright,.for all you cavan lads out there or anyone else, how do YOU begin a conversation with a girl you just met on a night out who already thinks youre funny and good locking?

    ( if you want the shift of course)

    Well if you're good locking, you're half way there :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,345 ✭✭✭Rackstar


    Can I have the shift?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,130 ✭✭✭Roquentin


    i want to be on you


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,369 ✭✭✭LostBoy101


    Just lob it in her, OP.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,277 ✭✭✭✭How Soon Is Now


    I dunno how Cavan lads do it.......

    But try not putting on an act maybe? Just be yourself as they say!

    Anything else u come across a fool!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11 That one kid


    deise08 wrote: »
    Well if you're good locking, you're half way there :)

    Hahaha fyou know what I meant ya arsehole ya


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11 That one kid


    Some very interesting conversation starters lads


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭Cantremember


    Hay for sale. A Cavan classic.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,745 ✭✭✭Macavity.


    I'm not from Cavan so am no use to you. Sorry.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    Propose to her


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 706 ✭✭✭Simonigs1.0


    Ignore her, girls love that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,277 ✭✭✭✭How Soon Is Now


    Your doing a great job in here so far from what I can see anyway.....

    You be grand.........


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    No one in Cavan has the internet.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11 That one kid


    Your doing a great job in here so far from what I can see anyway.....

    You be grand.........

    Yeah... Btw thanks for the only helpful response


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    "I want to jazz in your moth"

    Immediately followed by: "Sorry, autocorrect..."


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Alright,.for all you cavan lads out there or anyone else, how do YOU begin a conversation with a girl you just met on a night out who already thinks youre funny and good locking? ( if you want the shift of course)

    I have land with road frontage


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭Digital Solitude


    Tell her that her eyes look soft, physically


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,439 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    Alright,.for all you cavan lads out there or anyone else, how do YOU begin a conversation with a girl you just met on a night out who already thinks youre funny and good locking?

    ( if you want the shift of course)


    Hasn't the conversation already started if the girl has told you she thinks you're funny and good looking?

    What age are you anyway?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,277 ✭✭✭✭How Soon Is Now


    Yeah... Btw thanks for the only helpful response

    Sure I'm great!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,130 ✭✭✭Roquentin


    This is what you say:

    I haven't written this down, because this comes from the heart. <name of girl>, I've known you and been your friend for many years. And I think it's important to say, I love you. I love you more than anyone I've ever loved! I don't want the parachute, give it to her!


    doesnt make sense but sheill love that if she has seen father ted which i assume she has


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,820 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    I like your tooth.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 664 ✭✭✭Yer Aul One


    send that bitch a smiley face.....bitches love smiley faces


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 223 ✭✭Fate Amenable To Change


    Well the important thing is that you came to After Hours first with this question.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 305 ✭✭Kichote


    Ruu wrote: »
    No one in Cavan has the internet.

    But its only a 5 minute commute from Dublin


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,011 ✭✭✭Tugboats


    Alright,.for all you cavan lads out there or anyone else, how do YOU begin a conversation with a girl you just met on a night out who already thinks youre funny and good locking?

    ( if you want the shift of course)

    Link her up


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 98 ✭✭Chocolate Lions


    Jeez, just say hey how are ya or whatever. If you're stuck on hello you'll be fcuked for the rest of the conversation. It's not a big deal. Just talk like she's an actual person and don't get hyped about banging or you'll get really weird, like now. (I do take it you're young.)

    Roll on into it and be natural. Ask her out to something and don't drag the conversation on. Don't try to find jokes that aren't there. Don't linger. Don't try to be overly cool, that's how you look like a knob.

    Good luck kid.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 280 ✭✭Joe Duffy..


    Well, the first thing to do if you are from Cavan is change that accent. Horrific.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    I'm confused, is this about texting or talking to girls?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 226 ✭✭deckycoop


    snubbleste wrote: »
    I have land with road frontage

    and i have my own herd number and cattle.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,254 ✭✭✭Yawns


    Cavan ppl are too tight to be wasting credit on texting.


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