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    #32
    How Soon Is Now
    Registered Users Posts: 13,109 ✭✭✭✭How Soon Is Now


    biko wrote: »
    I'm confused, is this about texting or talking to girls?

    Texting I think......


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    #33
    Yer Aul One
    Registered Users Posts: 664 ✭✭✭Yer Aul One


    OP, how do you have her number?


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    #34
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    That one kid wrote: »
    Alright,.for all you cavan lads out there or anyone else, how do YOU begin a conversation with a girl you just met on a night out who already thinks youre funny and good locking?

    ( if you want the shift of course)



    Mid term break 6th class disco must be coming up.


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    #35
    bitemeluis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 241 ✭✭bitemeluis


    That one kid wrote: »
    Alright,.for all you cavan lads out there or anyone else, how do YOU begin a conversation with a girl you just met on a night out who already thinks youre funny and good locking?

    ( if you want the shift of course)

    Head locking? Caveman style? youll end up in jail for that young man...


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    #36
    BBJBIG
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 277 ✭✭BBJBIG


    That one kid wrote: »
    Alright,.for all you cavan lads out there or anyone else, how do YOU begin a conversation with a girl you just met on a night out who already thinks youre funny and good locking?

    ( if you want the shift of course)


    Ahhhhh Jayz - just axe de luvly girl if de keys of yer Tractor will fit in her Handbag. ;)


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    #37
    That one kid
    Registered Users Posts: 11 ✭That one kid


    Im 17 and im english...so the accent thing? Yeah ibkind of have that onw sorted


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    #38
    Digital Solitude
    Registered Users Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭Digital Solitude


    That one kid wrote: »
    Im 17 and im english...so the accent thing? Yeah ibkind of have that onw sorted

    I doubt anyone will believe you're 17 if you're coming to AH for advice on starting a conversation


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    #39
    daukey34
    Registered Users Posts: 29 ✭daukey34


    ask her does she want a ride on your tractor lol


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    #40
    Yer Aul One
    Registered Users Posts: 664 ✭✭✭Yer Aul One


    That one kid wrote: »
    Im 17 and im english...so the accent thing? Yeah ibkind of have that onw sorted

    How did you get her number?

    This seems like the key bit of info here. Did you ask her for it?


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    #41
    That one kid
    Registered Users Posts: 11 ✭That one kid


    Yer Aul One wrote: »
    How did you get her number?

    This seems like the key bit of info here. Did you ask her for it?

    She asked me to get in a picture with her at like 11 last night and put it into my phone, I came to this section because I saw similar posts here?


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    #42
    kryogen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 25,953 ✭✭✭✭kryogen


    Tell her you want to buy her a bag of chips, then judge her when she goes for a garlic cheese one. She may forget about the shift after that


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    #43
    Chunners
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 424 ✭✭Chunners


    That one kid wrote: »
    She asked me to get in a picture with her at like 11 last night and put it into my phone, I came to this section because I saw similar posts here?

    And these "similar posts" you saw, did you see any of them end well?


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    #44
    Yer Aul One
    Registered Users Posts: 664 ✭✭✭Yer Aul One


    That one kid wrote: »
    She asked me to get in a picture with her at like 11 last night and put it into my phone, I came to this section because I saw similar posts here?

    Text her up then Casanova!

    A killer opening line is something like:

    "Hey, i'm bored, what are you up to?"

    or if you are feeling confident

    "Hey, any craic?"


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    #45
    lazybones32
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,647 ✭✭✭lazybones32


    Let's get perspective here: you want the shift - which is the easy part - but you need to lay a little groundwork.

    Send a text "Do you want to hang out @...tonight?" Have a few wingmen/buddies to distract and entertain the inevitable fat/ugly friends and you do your thing.


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    #46
    Molester Stallone II
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭Molester Stallone II


    Since you're in Cavan, text your mom, she'll text her sister and make the girl go out with you, that's the country way!


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    #47
    That one kid
    Registered Users Posts: 11 ✭That one kid


    Molester Stallone II wrote: »
    Since you're in Cavan, text your mom, she'll text her sister and make the girl go out with you, that's the country way!

    Still English... Still dont have a sister...


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    #48
    Eo1n8wrd
    Registered Users Posts: 701 ✭✭✭Eo1n8wrd


    wanna go halves on a B****rd?

    never fails.


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    #49
    Molester Stallone II
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭Molester Stallone II


    That one kid wrote: »
    Still English... Still dont have a sister...

    First cousin actually ;)


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    #50
    deise08
    Registered Users Posts: 3,330 ✭✭✭deise08


    That one kid wrote: »
    Hahaha fyou know what I meant ya arsehole ya

    Well definitely don't be saying that! :)
    well if she thinks you're funny and good looking, then you're already a shoe in!
    just text her, don't leave it too long though wouldn't want her thinkin you're not interested in her.


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    #51
    cembellines
    Registered Users Posts: 23 ✭cembellines


    Hahsh, i love the last two comments


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    #52
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Tell her you'd like to park your tractor in her hay shed. ;)


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    #53
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Yer Aul One wrote: »
    send that bitch a smiley face.....bitches love smiley faces
    BBJBIG wrote: »
    Ahhhhh Jayz - just axe de bitch if de keys of yer Tractor will fit in her Handbag. ;)


    Mod

    Posts and comments like above aren't welcome here.It's not funny lads. Please don't do it again.


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    #54
    kryogen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 25,953 ✭✭✭✭kryogen


    Ask her if she wants the D


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    #55
    Fuhrer
    Registered Users Posts: 4,661 ✭✭✭Fuhrer


    How Soon Is Now wrote: »
    I dunno how Cavan lads do it.......

    But try not putting on an act maybe? Just be yourself as they say!

    Anything else u come across a fool!

    "I told him to be himself, that was pretty mean I guess"


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    #56
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users Posts: 5,148 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    You're good looking and funny? What exactly do you need help with?

    If you only met her last night, text her the usual ****e like 'Well, how's the head?' Keep the conversation flowing. Ask open ended questions. Don't be a boring bastard. You already have one major advantage, being funny. If you can make a girl giggle, she'll let ya have a fiddle. Good luck.


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    #57
    Topper Harley
    Registered Users Posts: 1,698 ✭✭✭Topper Harley


    Two words (kind of) - Lemme smash!

    Short, simple and right to the point. She'll either respect your direct no nonsense approach or hate you for being a sleazy @sshole. Worth a shot, I reckon.


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    #58
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Is she a Duuuurtburd? or a ladybuurd?


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    #59
    Birneybau
    Registered Users Posts: 10,235 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Yer Aul One wrote: »
    Text her up then Casanova!

    A killer opening line is something like:

    "Hey, i'm bored, what are you up to?"

    or if you are feeling confident

    "Hey, any craic?"

    "Hey, I'm bored (that's why I'm texting you), what are you up to?" is hardly endearing to the opposite sex.


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    #60
    Aubrey loves Joe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 665 ✭✭✭Aubrey loves Joe


    If you are from Cavan send her a call me


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    #61
    Birneybau
    Registered Users Posts: 10,235 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Topper Harley wrote: »
    Two words (kind of) - Lemme smash!

    Short, simple and right to the point. She'll either respect your direct no nonsense approach or hate you for being a sleazy @sshole. Worth a shot, I reckon.

    Are you the Hulk?


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